FabSwingers.com forum: man rules

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!

STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!

OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!

JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.

IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..

PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men r cunts i swear so we say do u think im fat n u think hmmmm say no but really u wanna say yes grrrrrrrrrr

other than that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha thats good well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say a good few point are so ture, and havent laughed so much in ages.

well done on that post

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

Ballybunnion

Finally a charter to which women can revert to when trying to figure out what men think. ohh and do add yes we are always horny when U pull close for that comfort cuddle our cocks twinge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women need to read this! Especially the fat ones and those that need to be potty trained!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

Ballybunnion

"All women need to read this! Especially the fat ones and those that need to be potty trained! "

Have read these rules over and over and still can't see any referance to fat women but then again I supose U were looking for a reaction the only ur letting down is ur self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women need to read this! Especially the fat ones and those that need to be potty trained! "

Seriously do u think u are gonna get a meet with that attitude

Unlikely to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women need to read this! Especially the fat ones and those that need to be potty trained! "

Wtf breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had plenty of meets thank you very much! As for my post it was a joke, but you must have missed that part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had plenty of meets thank you very much! As for my post it was a joke, but you must have missed that part."

Looks like I'm not the only one who missed the funny side of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bloody hell this thread just gets worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it, but you know what? It's not the end of the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like it, but you know what? It's not the end of the world! "

Lol maybe next time put in bold print this is a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like it, but you know what? It's not the end of the world!

Lol maybe next time put in bold print this is a joke "

Or brackets man. Your lucky you didn't get hammered over it by peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some people should lighten up a little bit and not take this place so seriously! AFTER ALL I AM A FAT MAN MYSELF WOULDN'T WANT TO OFFEND MY PORKY BROTHERS AND SISTERS LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is true dude! But it's a forum I see it as a bit fun. It's not the frickin Quran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is true dude! But it's a forum I see it as a bit fun. It's not the frickin Quran. "

Oooooh

Now you've done it Breakie!!

You mentioned the Quran!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need to open up another room in the forums just for that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe some people should lighten up a little bit and not take this place so seriously! AFTER ALL I AM A FAT MAN MYSELF WOULDN'T WANT TO OFFEND MY PORKY BROTHERS AND SISTERS LOL"

Ok now I'm baffled cos judging by ur public pics u are in no way shape or form fat so am I to take this as a joke too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it how ever you like, but yes it was a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad that was cleared up. Sorry im unusual so process no sense of humour so i'm glad sweet asked that

(this is a joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so now that everything has been cleared up, can't we all just get along? (Not a real question I'm just joking)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so now that everything has been cleared up, can't we all just get along? (Not a real question I'm just joking)!"

Actually didn't need to point that one out cos that's like the holy grail I'm still searching for the secret potion to allow everyone to get along. Actually scrap that I'd be bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so now that everything has been cleared up, can't we all just get along? (Not a real question I'm just joking)!

Actually didn't need to point that one out cos that's like the holy grail I'm still searching for the secret potion to allow everyone to get along. Actually scrap that I'd be bored

In the best interest of social harmony I thought it best to point it out. Good luck in your quest

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

So someone can call men cunts and no one says a word....and a man mentions fat women and he gets a totally different reaction.

This forum is a totally mystery to me sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So someone can call men cunts and no one says a word....and a man mentions fat women and he gets a totally different reaction.

This forum is a totally mystery to me sometimes.

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calling anyone a c u next Tuesday is appalling I hate that word I think it's the biggest insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure we have called men worse lol

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"So someone can call men cunts and no one says a word....and a man mentions fat women and he gets a totally different reaction.

This forum is a totally mystery to me sometimes.

Anyone can do or say anything they want to men - a woman cries however, and its the man's fault. Such is the way of the world sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me throw caution to the wind and just suggest that for one week only

A. We are all respectful to each other in our posting on the forums but also in our messages to each other

B. We don't call each other hurtful or insensitive names

C. We are totally non judgemental in our opinions and comments

D. We just try our damnedest not to upset anyone as opposed to the reverse which is often the case

What do ye all think is it possible

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Let me throw caution to the wind and just suggest that for one week only

A. We are all respectful to each other in our posting on the forums but also in our messages to each other

B. We don't call each other hurtful or insensitive names

C. We are totally non judgemental in our opinions and comments

D. We just try our damnedest not to upset anyone as opposed to the reverse which is often the case

What do ye all think is it possible

Somehow... I'm not so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me throw caution to the wind and just suggest that for one week only

A. We are all respectful to each other in our posting on the forums but also in our messages to each other

B. We don't call each other hurtful or insensitive names

C. We are totally non judgemental in our opinions and comments

D. We just try our damnedest not to upset anyone as opposed to the reverse which is often the case

What do ye all think is it possible

Somehow... I'm not so sure

Let me state the obvious it happened a few days ago now forums r bk to same old picky bickerin nastyness there's yet another thread going to get closed soon well done ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is obvious there is a clash between people on the Forums don't know why and for whatever reason.

And I don't want to know people are going to have different reasons opinions etc.

It's the way of life.

bickering and back biting helps no one on a forum or in everyday day life. Sometimes the best approach is say nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is obvious there is a clash between people on the Forums don't know why and for whatever reason.

And I don't want to know people are going to have different reasons opinions etc.

It's the way of life.

bickering and back biting helps no one on a forum or in everyday day life. Sometimes the best approach is say nothing. "

I do agree with u but in order for bickering to stop ppl r going to need to stop using forums and I know for a fact I'm not going to stop using forums and I'm pretty sure others are not either, the forums are run quite poorly if some1 is blocked you should not be able to comment to them on forum this is whole reason the bickering has continuied, me personally I'd love the pettyness to stop but let's face it others keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's swings and round abouts.......

But it can be seen that some comments are set to cause rifts ....

Who ever is right or wrong.

It's my opinion ain't getting at anyone .

It'human nature to hit back and I would be the first to do so.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

Ballybunnion

"It is obvious there is a clash between people on the Forums don't know why and for whatever reason.

And I don't want to know people are going to have different reasons opinions etc.

It's the way of life.

bickering and back biting helps no one on a forum or in everyday day life. Sometimes the best approach is say nothing. "

If peeps just stop and think this could be a place of peace and harmony

Naughtyness,sexy,and down right dirty

Lets all get naked and dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is obvious there is a clash between people on the Forums don't know why and for whatever reason.

And I don't want to know people are going to have different reasons opinions etc.

It's the way of life.

bickering and back biting helps no one on a forum or in everyday day life. Sometimes the best approach is say nothing.

If that was the case regarding commenting or whatever to blocked people the forums would be fairly empty. People should state an opinion without being attacked for it or being accused of being on a high horse. People shouldn't bash others threads because of a personal greivance or that.

I've seen threads being deleted because of some peoples paranoria. Or even get closed because what started as a decent well being thread was seen as no benefit to the site. Now before i get attacked this is just my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone's opinion is different and sometimes it's great to hear others opinion

On whatever the thread is about.

If we all agreed on everything how bloody boring it would be .

People should be able for free speech without being pulled over the coals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone's opinion is different and sometimes it's great to hear others opinion

On whatever the thread is about.

If we all agreed on everything how bloody boring it would be .

People should be able for free speech without being pulled over the coals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules do state no contactn blocked ppl, forums would not be empty if comments were posted as blocked user comment to whomever was blocked,

I think each of us are guilty of bashing being opinionated will there be a stop to it or not I would like a stop to it but weather others carry it out or not is another thing entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone's opinion is different and sometimes it's great to hear others opinion

On whatever the thread is about.

If we all agreed on everything how bloody boring it would be .

People should be able for free speech without being pulled over the coals.

Oh I do agree with u no doubt about it but the bitchn is gettn way out of hand n now forums are used as a war field

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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