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By *electableicecream OP   Man
36 weeks ago

The West

How dare you want a rendezvous

We sometimes do, just not with you!

How dare think you'll get the ride

Just open wide and we'll decide!

How dare you moan and plead your case

Best mind your pace it's not a race!

How dare you ask why it's so hard

Red card red card for you blagard!

How dare you try and get it wrong.

This it for you bud. Swan song.

How dare you speak to men like that.

Sure he's a twat.

I'll get my hat.

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By *chochamberWoman
36 weeks ago

Limerick

Brilliant!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
36 weeks ago

Kinda Dublin

I asked Chat GPT to write a Haiku about FabSwingers:

FabSwingers' embrace,

Virtual connections bloom,

Hearts meet in cyberspace.

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

Dublin


"How dare you want a rendezvous

We sometimes do, just not with you!

How dare think you'll get the ride

Just open wide and we'll decide!

How dare you moan and plead your case

Best mind your pace it's not a race!

How dare you ask why it's so hard

Red card red card for you blagard!

How dare you try and get it wrong.

This it for you bud. Swan song.

How dare you speak to men like that.

Sure he's a twat.

I'll get my hat."

This is great, but I read it in the cadence of Lyle Lanley and the call and response of the monorail song in the Simpsons. Now I can’t read it any other way…

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By *-4pleasureCouple
36 weeks ago

Belfast


"How dare you want a rendezvous

We sometimes do, just not with you!

How dare think you'll get the ride

Just open wide and we'll decide!

How dare you moan and plead your case

Best mind your pace it's not a race!

How dare you ask why it's so hard

Red card red card for you blagard!

How dare you try and get it wrong.

This it for you bud. Swan song.

How dare you speak to men like that.

Sure he's a twat.

I'll get my hat.

This is great, but I read it in the cadence of Lyle Lanley and the call and response of the monorail song in the Simpsons. Now I can’t read it any other way…

"

“Is there a chance your cock might bend?”

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

Dublin


"

“Is there a chance your cock might bend?”

"

Not in your wife, my Hindu friend.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
36 weeks ago

Belfast


"

“Is there a chance your cock might bend?”

Not in your wife, my Hindu friend."

Now wait a minute, I’m twice as smart as those fabsters from Shelbyville!!!

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By *electableicecream OP   Man
36 weeks ago

The West

Oh my god yes. Keep going!

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

Dublin

What about us brain-dead sluts?

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By *astelloWoman
36 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

How dare you, expect a meet,

Ive only seen your piece of meat,

How dare you, 10 inches you say,

A remote or a can, go on make my day,

How dare you, not send me a wink,

I seen your toilet and your sink,

How dare you, its not fab you know,

Your dick isnt really going to explode.

Ka boom... I dared you..

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By *-4pleasureCouple
36 weeks ago

Belfast


"What about us brain-dead sluts? "

You’ll be given jobs showing off your butts

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By *ommando4Man
36 weeks ago

South Co. Dublin


"What about us brain-dead sluts?

You’ll be given jobs showing off your butts "

Tit for tatt and tatt for tits

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By *ickin2Man
36 weeks ago

Kilkenny

How dare you deny meet Twixt eyes & feet

How dare you deny to tweet

How dare you to stop blood flow

How dare you stop enlarge and grow

How dare you stop mix and mingle

How dare you deny pleasure of body tingle

How dare you deny to meet

How dare you refuse rigid meat

How dare you come void of bereft

How dare you not accept

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By *aulaC2022TV/TS
36 weeks ago

Clare

Spare a thought for the bi man

Nothing ever goes to plan

Never goes like in his head

No invitation in to bed

No invitation to the club

From anyone, dom or sub

Oh another lonely wank

He only has himself to thank

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By *electableicecream OP   Man
36 weeks ago

The West

Innocence lost

Memories past

Blow me

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