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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,

Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong????

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By *ub23Man
over a year ago

wandering

I don't know why but first thing I sayed was sexy hurling mom

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

So demanding

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

Them - Yeah thats no problem.The only thing we insist on is your bank account details.

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By *outheastbyeMan
over a year ago

Waterford

That really made me laugh. Brilliant ??

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I've been approaching couples totally wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been approaching couples totally wrong "

Once the kids are out, or even in bed and the washing up after dinner is done, most couples are up for anything as long as we get minimum 18mins notice.

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

histling . . .

Magic, moments,

When two hearts are carin,

Magic, moments,

Memories weve been sharin . . .

Ill never forget the moment we kissed,

The night of the hayride,

The way that we hugged to try to keep warm,

While takin' a sleigh ride.

Magic, moments,

Memories weve been sharin,

Magic, moments,

When two hearts are carin . . .

Time cant erase the memory of,

These magic, moments,

Filled with love!

whistling . . .

The telephone call that tied up the line,

For hours and hours,

The Saturday dance, I got up the nerve,

To send you some flowers.

Magic, moments,

Memories weve been sharin,

Magic, moments,

When two hearts are carin . . .

Time cant erase the memory of,

These magic, moments,

Filled with love!

The way that we cheered,

Whenever our team,

Was scoring a touchdown!

The time that the floor,

Fell out of my car,

When I put the clutch down!

The penny arcade,

The games that we played,

The fun and the prizes!

The Halloween hop,

When everyone came,

In funny disguises.

Magic, moments,

Filled with love!

whistling . . .


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"I've been approaching couples totally wrong

Once the kids are out, or even in bed and the washing up after dinner is done, most couples are up for anything as long as we get minimum 18mins notice.

"

So true.... we are literally standing at the door keys in hand, with our knickers off waiting for that magical offer to come in !!

No small talk needed and we get especially excited when it's from creepy strangers

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

In fairness Op

"Don't make unnecessary journeys "

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

this explains much...35 mins for training!!!.. no wonder Tipp are shite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

Got me, I see nothing wrong here.

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork


"I've been approaching couples totally wrong

Once the kids are out, or even in bed and the washing up after dinner is done, most couples are up for anything as long as we get minimum 18mins notice.

"

You need 18min?? We're just lounging around perfectly trimmed, in full makeup and lingerie 24/7 on the off chance some super not-at-all-creepy hottie bolts through the door at any given moment.. we thought that's how everyone does it??

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

There was no need to out us like this …… we only asked ??????

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

Bummer ,better luck next time OP

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong????

There was no need to out us like this …… we only asked ??????"

Sorry guys we just couldn't deal with the rejection after being ghosted and thought "Now what's the one way to get their attention back!?"

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong????

There was no need to out us like this …… we only asked ??????

Sorry guys we just couldn't deal with the rejection after being ghosted and thought "Now what's the one way to get their attention back!?""

Tits and dick pics , that always gets everyone’s attention !! ??

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By *loria_cdxTV/TS
over a year ago

all over


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong???? "

That is really quite hilarious how you dealt with it!

But there’s really a huge issue here at the core.. wtf is wrong with some of these guys, the mail I have in my inbox some of it is disturbing tbh, I’m actually worried about some of those guys they are very very strange..

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By *eehornyWoman
over a year ago

Mayo

Awww I bet ye are devastated

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Well played.

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

Always a shame when the perfect meet is cancelled by a freak accident that deleted the person's account. So easy to slip and remove it.

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"I've been approaching couples totally wrong

Once the kids are out, or even in bed and the washing up after dinner is done, most couples are up for anything as long as we get minimum 18mins notice.

You need 18min?? We're just lounging around perfectly trimmed, in full makeup and lingerie 24/7 on the off chance some super not-at-all-creepy hottie bolts through the door at any given moment.. we thought that's how everyone does it?? "

I'm on my way

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

This thread is my new hotlist.

I'm bout to remove my profile pic and get to cold calling these hottie couples.

Send eircodes for good fuk now!

And don't worry, I've been on here a while and no the score.

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

They got a lucky escape in my opinion!!

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"They got a lucky escape in my opinion!! "

Nobody asked for your opinion... Where's the middle finger emoji!?

(Know ye love us really )

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"Awww I bet ye are devastated "

You could always cheer us up Dee.... just sayin

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By *eehornyWoman
over a year ago

Mayo


"Awww I bet ye are devastated

You could always cheer us up Dee.... just sayin "

I'll see what I can do

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork


"This thread is my new hotlist.

I'm bout to remove my profile pic and get to cold calling these hottie couples.

Send eircodes for good fuk now!

And don't worry, I've been on here a while and no the score."

P69 BO08

Don't knock. Door's unlocked

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"They got a lucky escape in my opinion!!

Nobody asked for your opinion... Where's the middle finger emoji!?

(Know ye love us really )"

Here we go again !!

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"Well we thought we were in luck tonight when we received an offer too tempting to refuse this morning....

Them - Hey fancy meeting my husband I'm trying to line something up for him, he's down your way tonight

Us - Sure, why not? Seems legit!

Them - Yea having a bit of a hard time arranging something

Us - REALLY? That's soooooo wierd...A one day old profile with no pictures and no verifications, thought there'd be LOADS of takers!!

Them - He's passing Tipp tonight and I'm sure he could make something work

Us - Great, if he could call between 6.30 and 7.05 we'll be finished our tea and the the little fella will be at hurling.

Them - Sounds good, where will he meet ye?

Us- One thing though... we only play bare

Them- I'm sure he won't mind once you're clean

Us - Same here, the only thing we insist on is a clear STD test 24-48 minutes before meeting?

*** Profile Deleted

Dunno where we went wrong????

That is really quite hilarious how you dealt with it!

But there’s really a huge issue here at the core.. wtf is wrong with some of these guys, the mail I have in my inbox some of it is disturbing tbh, I’m actually worried about some of those guys they are very very strange.. "

Although some of them are extremely entertaining it would make you very cautious alright!!

But it takes all sorts I suppose x

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By *oxxxVixen OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"This thread is my new hotlist.

I'm bout to remove my profile pic and get to cold calling these hottie couples.

Send eircodes for good fuk now!

And don't worry, I've been on here a while and no the score.

P69 BO08

Don't knock. Door's unlocked "

Rumour has it.. he even hoovered out the hiace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been approaching couples totally wrong

Once the kids are out, or even in bed and the washing up after dinner is done, most couples are up for anything as long as we get minimum 18mins notice.

You need 18min?? We're just lounging around perfectly trimmed, in full makeup and lingerie 24/7 on the off chance some super not-at-all-creepy hottie bolts through the door at any given moment.. we thought that's how everyone does it?? "

Dammit.. we need to up our game so.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"This thread is my new hotlist.

I'm bout to remove my profile pic and get to cold calling these hottie couples.

Send eircodes for good fuk now!

And don't worry, I've been on here a while and no the score.

P69 BO08

Don't knock. Door's unlocked

Rumour has it.. he even hoovered out the hiace "

It's all the one with the old mattress on the floor.

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork


"This thread is my new hotlist.

I'm bout to remove my profile pic and get to cold calling these hottie couples.

Send eircodes for good fuk now!

And don't worry, I've been on here a while and no the score.

P69 BO08

Don't knock. Door's unlocked

Rumour has it.. he even hoovered out the hiace

It's all the one with the old mattress on the floor.

"

Who you calling an old mattress?? She may be old but she's got some bounce in her yet

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