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SEX IS LIKE...

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

...many things I guess

But here's your chance to get creative with your similes from well known movies, songs or even life in general

E.g "Sex is like a gun. You aim, you shoot, you run"

Aerosmith

Now it's your turn...

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By *ichael CoolMan
over a year ago

unknown

Sex is like a panda, eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

[Removed by poster at 16/10/23 07:42:59]

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Sex is like Star Wars. I too wanna bang my sister.

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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Sex is like eating out in a restaurant. Sometimes you get good service, sometimes you get bad service, sometimes self service is best??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like pizza ... even when it's bad I enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like Snow. You never know how long it will last or how many inches you will get.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Sex is like pizza ... even when it's bad I enjoy it "

I don't like pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex is like pizza ... even when it's bad I enjoy it

I don't like pizza "

How bout Indian? Sex is like an Indian curry... a good one will leave your ass tingling

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply...

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Sex is like pizza ... even when it's bad I enjoy it

I don't like pizza

How bout Indian? Sex is like an Indian curry... a good one will leave your ass tingling "

Oh Jeez...worse is getting. Lol

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Sex is like running 5 miles

But who da fook can run 5 miles in 30 seconds??!

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply..."

Brilliant. Really enjoyed. Nearly dropped the dinner on the floor

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Sex is like a rose bush.

Looks beautiful at the start, but there is always a prick in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like driving....all men think they are good at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex is like driving....all men think they are good at it!

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Until they get rearended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex is like driving....all men think they are good at it!

Until they get rearended "

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Sex is like the County Council.

7 mem standing around watching another man in a hole

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Sex is like gardening... keep the bush trimmed and neat and you can enjoy it all year round. But you don't want to end up with green fingers!!!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Good sex is like an intricate and precise well played game of chess.

If you hit the bullseye, all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

CHECKMATE!

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Sex is like a bar of chocolate. You never know which one the auld lady is gonna bring you back from the shop.

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By *easingTim OP   Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Sex is like a man vacuuming a house He just puts it in with loads of noise for about 3 minutes before collapsing on the sofa, thinking that his partner should be really happy

GO ON DA LADS!

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

sex is like Christmas, long build up, loads anticipation, huge excitement, then you wake up on St Stephens day and think 'that was a bit shit'....

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By *xplorer2023Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Good sex is like an intricate and precise well played game of chess.

If you hit the bullseye, all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

CHECKMATE!"

Love it!

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Sex is like a Ford mustang - plenty of noise, plenty of horsepower and hard on fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.......yeah i remember it well.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Sex is like a good wine...it gets better with age

B x

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