FabSwingers.com forum: SHAKESPEARE AND SWINGING...

By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

I believe if Shakespeare was around today, he'd be on Fab wooing all the lads

and ladies

with his loose lips, quick quips and fast hips

So, challenge here is to reshape any Shakespearean quote to bring it into a swinging context...

Something like

"A ride, a ride, my kingdom for a ride!" Richard III

C'mon, let's see who remembers our favourite Leaving Cert English quotes and if you didn't like them then, you get to finally change them now!

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By *exbi608Man
52 weeks ago

Wexford

I’ll go with the easy one

“To bi or not to bi”

Definitely bi for me

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By *ufflerloverMan
52 weeks ago

Sligo

We are such stuff as wet dreams are made on.

The course of a good ride never did run smooth

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
52 weeks ago

kinda dublin

In sooth, I know not why I am so sad

My fav Shakespeare quote is him calling sex "The beast with two backs', which I find humorous.

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By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Tis brief my Lord like a woman's orgasm"

Hamlet

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By *ufflerloverMan
52 weeks ago

Sligo

Friends, Romans and Swingers, lend me your wobbly bits

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By *panishRebelMan
52 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Our bodies are our gardens,

to the which our swingsters are gardeners"

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By *abrielxMan
52 weeks ago

Dunmanway

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The timewasters and catfish of outrageous fortune, Or to have meets against a sea of unvarified.

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By *panishRebelMan
52 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"In sooth, I know not why I am so sad

My fav Shakespeare quote is him calling sex "The beast with two backs', which I find humorous. "

I was gonna quote this first as ti's also my favourite. You beat me to it.

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By *ilderMan
52 weeks ago

dublin

Out damned cum!!

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By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The timewasters and catfish of outrageous fortune, Or to have meets against a sea of unvarified.

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Class

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By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Oh that this too solid cock would relax, soften and resolve itself into a semi hard on!"

Hamlet

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By *eart-shaped-foxMan
52 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipp

"Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him fellatio"

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By *eth TVTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Mid Meath

Pass me thee hankerchief,

desdemoma. Verily I need thine mead of the hand

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By *iny DelightWoman
52 weeks ago

City Centre

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

And I didn't even have to change those quotes. I'm feeling the Shakespeare mindset.

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By *ealitybitesMan
52 weeks ago

Belfast

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fanny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake

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By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

The course of her shaven pussy never did run smooth

A Midsummer Night's Dream

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By *adger BrocMan
52 weeks ago

Co. Cork

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By *adger BrocMan
52 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Soft swing you now the fair Ophelia.

Get thee into a nuns outfit.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely fab players.”

The ladies of fab doth protest too much about dic pics, methinks'.

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By *easingTim OP Man
52 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"A pussy by any other name would smell as sweet" Romeo and Juliet

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By *uteirishaWoman
51 weeks ago

ghost town

Can you love this gentleman...? This night you will suck him at our feast

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By *axtenMan
51 weeks ago

Stokesley

Oh spite! Oh hell!

I see you're all bent

To set against me for your merriment

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Romeo Romeo where for art thy rabbit?

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By *panishRebelMan
51 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I have had a most rare of a night. I had a woman, past the wit of man to say what woman she was…

My eye has heard, my ear has seen, my hands have been able to taste, my tongue to conceive, my heart to report, that my night was swinging.

Midsomer Night

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By *panishRebelMan
51 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

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By *panishRebelMan
51 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

And as the morning steals upon the night, melting the darkness, so their rising senses begin to chase the lustfull fumes that mantle their clearer reason.

The Tempest

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By *easingTim OP Man
49 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie"

- Venus and Adonis

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
49 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

A wand, a wand, my kingdom for a wand.

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By *chochamberWoman
49 weeks ago

Limerick

Would a pussy smell so sweet, if it was called another name.

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By *adger BrocMan
49 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The apparel off proclaims the man/woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The sweetest pussy is loathsome in its own deliciousness. And in the taste destroys the appetite. Therefore, love moderately.

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By *astelloWoman
49 weeks ago

Far far away

O Romeo, romeo, where fore art thou Romeo,

Deny thy art a swinger and refuse to name,

And Ill no longer be on here too.

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By *rRiosMan
49 weeks ago

dublin

To pee or not to pee, that is the question:

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The streams and splashes of outrages fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing them? To drown, to secrete.

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