FabSwingers.com forum: How to you like your cum?

By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

What with all this talk about facials it's gotten me curious how everyone likes to share the big moment.

Face, bum, boobs, chest, inside, spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a piece of brown bread. Toasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............

CUM dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowballing

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............

CUM dancing"

I always wondered why Angela Rippon wore a pearl necklace…

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Face or boobs. Creampie with jay if we're in the heat of the moment

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Not lumpy

And face and boobs for me.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Not anywhere near my food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not lumpy

Totally agree

and NOT IN MY HAIR!!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Can somebody explain lumpy cum please. I'm getting cum anxiety

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge."

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

Need more data. For science

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

Need more data. For science "

Dehydrate yourself and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

Need more data. For science

Dehydrate yourself and report back "

Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

Need more data. For science

Dehydrate yourself and report back

Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least."

In the interests of science, could all fabbers please DM me their finest nudes and I’ll endeavour to investigate this lumpy cum phenomenon

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

Need more data. For science

Dehydrate yourself and report back

Probably need a PowerPoint presentation of your research... or photos at the very least."

My presentation skills are powerful and on point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

No I'm talking solid lumps

We really shouldn't be cum shaming though

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

No I'm talking solid lumps

We really shouldn't be cum shaming though

Solid! Mother of jaysus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

No I'm talking solid lumps

We really shouldn't be cum shaming though

Solid! Mother of jaysus

Bit like jelly

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

I don't think I'll be able to eat runny porridge ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't enough money in the world, or an end of world

catastrophe so big, that could make me eat porridge. Ever.

And by porridge I mean actual porridge.. not lumpy cum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inquisitive mind went reading.

Copy&paste below

'After ejaculation, proteins contained in semen can cause it to become thick, sticky, and clumpy. This consistency helps increase the chances for fertilization, since the semen is less likely quickly to come out if it sticks high in the vagina.'

This copy&paste has this to say

'Your semen may be thick or clumpy due to certain health conditions, including infections and hormone imbalances.'

So maybe it is just as simple as to how you like your porridge.

As long as its not like lumpy peanut butter your good

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

In a dirty sock, piece of tissue or bog roll

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

"There isn't enough money in the world, or an end of world

catastrophe so big, that could make me eat porridge. Ever.

And by porridge I mean actual porridge.. not lumpy cum..

Yeah but there's lumpy tasteless porridge and there's really nice porridge

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I remember seeing my cum the very first time when I wanked as a teenager

Lumpy ...a bit like making cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to be honest I'm not a big fan of my own cum and definitely not other men's. I know it's not good to not want it near me if it's on the ladies mouth/face or other parts of her body but it just icks me out.

Love her cum though so that makes up for it I guess ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember seeing my cum the very first time when I wanked as a teenager

Lumpy ...a bit like making cheese

Sweet jesus (insert puking emoji)

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

No I'm talking solid lumps

We really shouldn't be cum shaming though

Solid! Mother of jaysus

Bit like jelly

Ohhh the jelly type…yea that one wouldn’t be my fav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing like a good slimeing (ghostbusters reference)

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"I remember seeing my cum the very first time when I wanked as a teenager

Lumpy ...a bit like making cheese

Sweet jesus (insert puking emoji)"

Surely you meant Sweet Cheesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember seeing my cum the very first time when I wanked as a teenager

Lumpy ...a bit like making cheese

Sweet jesus (insert puking emoji)

Surely you meant Sweet Cheesus"

Nothing sweet about lumpy gick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a piece of brown bread. Toasted"

Cumalade you’re a genius

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By *rnobbyMan
over a year ago

kerry

For any fans of Cum out there, they say a good feed of pineapple first is meant to give it a great flavour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple flavored cumalade it is patten pending

Think of the calcium benefits

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

North County Dublin

I always thought in the wife’s sister was the best place but now I’m down a house n the judge man says I have to continue paying the mortgage! No fair

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By *rnobbyMan
over a year ago

kerry

Do you reckon if we put it into Jars we could start selling pineapple cumalade so, we could be onto something there lol

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By *iraeireMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............

CUM dancing"

Oh, I love a good dirty joke! Cum dancing sounds like a wild time. Keep 'em coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you reckon if we put it into Jars we could start selling pineapple cumalade so, we could be onto something there lol

Hey mark zuckerberg had a dream so why not I bet ya all the ladies would eat it if it was loaded with calcium and it said low in calories

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Mr Price Cumalade

Your morning treat

€1.99 special offer

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By *rnobbyMan
over a year ago

kerry

It could take over from milk, you could put a drop in your tea, porridge etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we all pull together we could have a happy Christmas

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By *andiLiciousTV/TS
over a year ago

City

Still waiting for my first. Cum on someone please. Anywhere will do at this stage.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Quick fk = thicker cum. Long hard intense fk = larger watery cum and bigger mess.

If you’re well nourished, well hydrated, super turned on and you do same for your partner you can stop and delay cumshots. The end result is non lumpy bigger cumblast.

Once your on a healthy diet and healthy in general the cum is yummy so I’m told anyway as most won’t waste a drop and look for more soon after.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

That's true. If I'm just giving myself a mercy wank because I can't sleep then the results will be lacklustre but a well edged full body climax may well paint the walls or take your eye out.

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By *ivAnnCouple
over a year ago

Munster

Out of another woman’s pussy, her juices and cum together taste amazing xx

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Out of another woman’s pussy, her juices and cum together taste amazing xx"

That's a heady cocktail right there

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

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I’ll take your word for it Pusey juice n cum.

Delectableiceream - Fact or a Frustration Wank - sleep like a baby.

Remember no lumps. Blend it well lol. You’d want to have a water hump on your back like a camel for Jeffa by sounds of it - holy god ha.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

After reading this cottage cheese thread

, I go for it being bagged in a condom. The stuff is overrated anyway....

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

With Gareth deep in me. With others all over me as some here can testify

Amy

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By *erry cMan
over a year ago

Longford westmeath

"If we all pull together we could have a happy Christmas

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we could have a white Christmas

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By *ushin realityCouple
over a year ago

swords

Why did I click into this thread,im feeling nauseous ??

Leave it inside me, happy with that lol

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By *itonmyfacensquirtMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I love my cum dripping from my girlfriend while I lick her out mmmm

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By *ufflerloverMan
over a year ago

Sligo

"Lumpy cum?

Is that a thing? All I can think about now is watery porridge.

It does kinda look like watery porridge. I’m guessing it’s when someone is dehydrated but I can’t say I’ve enquired as to their hydration

No I'm talking solid lumps

We really shouldn't be cum shaming though

Solid! Mother of jaysus

Possibly temperature related:

Too cold and lumpy

Too hot, boil in the bag bitty

Too

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By *im44Man
over a year ago

traveling with work, but mainly Ovens Cork

" It could take over from milk, you could put a drop in your tea, porridge etc lol

The vegans would not be happy

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By *amesmckMan
over a year ago

city

Lol, do a fast 10k and sqeeze one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowballed

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By *igtasty121Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"All this talk of cum reminds me of my favourite joke....what's white and slides across the dance floor... ...............

CUM dancing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I see this thread pop up a read/sing it to "how do you like your eggs in the morning"

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