FabSwingers.com forum: Please, continue….

By *inden OP Man
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I arrived at the door and slowly pushed it open…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I arrived at the door and slowly pushed it open….."

Only to find a dog barking

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"I arrived at the door and slowly pushed it open…..

Only to find a dog barking "
he was a great Dane

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

She was a gorgeous Swede

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"I arrived at the door and slowly pushed it open…..

Only to find a dog barking he was a great Dane "

The Great Dane was held by a beautiful, big dark and strong leash.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Hi I leash I whispered softly.

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By *apri 555Man
over a year ago

wexford or Dublin

But there was no reply

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

She just looked at me

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Her eyes, looking into my soul

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Her eyes, looking into my soul"

Then her mouth opened, and her tongue dropped out.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

And so did her false teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the TV Licence inspector she said and this is my dog Tubs...

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

"Her eyes, looking into my soul

Then her mouth opened, and her tongue dropped out. "

I think I got stung by a wasp,is it swollen

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By *igDesire2Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Let me inspect it for you….and your TV licence…

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

"It looks normal enough to me,

Now, where is you license? "

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"And how did you get that giraffe in here" he said

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive the secret key to the zoo

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"no, I mean, how did you get it through the doorway?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the help of Dr Seuss

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

Dr Seuss? Don't mention his name around here.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Why not?" Said the giraffe

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

Not after the incident with the donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The monkeys looked on curiously..

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

The sheep were worried

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

But it didn't stop everyone ripping each others clothes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it didn't stop everyone ripping each others clothes off "

Using only sheep shearers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just then a man appeared at the door

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

With a massive chopper in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

his erection was clearly visible through his o Neill's tight gaa shorts

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Only the shorts and nothing else....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just a point he was about to score

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By *WEETESTSTRAWBERRYFOR1Woman
over a year ago

Clare

"It was just a point he was about to score "
Then suddenly a knock came to the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately he blew too soon..so then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But he couldn't get it in

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

He had to get it up first though

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

So he tugged and tugged but to no avail......

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

He screamed out in desperation...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Did you know I've a 55cm long tongue" interjected the giraffe.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

""Did you know I've a 55cm long tongue" interjected the giraffe.

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come back to me when it’s as long as your neck !!

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

Knock on the door was getting louder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it turned out to be a glory hole

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

A glory hole with a carrot sticking through it.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Shall i lick or suck.....

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lick

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

You can bite 8f you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I take no responsibility for what might happen..

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Here goes nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

While holding your head

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

A noise comes from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone looked wasn’t the great dane stuck in a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While Joe Duffy looked on wanking and broadcasting live...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Joe Duffy, get out screamed the tv license inspector, as she unwrapped several hang sangages

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Fucking Joe Duffy, get out screamed the tv license inspector, as she unwrapped several hang sangages "

To which Joe replied, "let's ask our listeners what they think, of this very serious situation. The number to ring is......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ba ba ba ba ba somebody shut those fuck’n sheep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interuppted Bibi Baskin before Joe Duffy could open his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And before he knew it the tv license inspectors cock was in his mouth

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"And before he knew it the tv license inspectors cock was in his mouth "

And the whole of rte radio could hear it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Donegal to munnygall ol'wans and ol' lads listened as the commotion continued. When suddenly Batman(Michael Keaton batman) burst through the doors with a sack full of dildos and all the weather girls from channel 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the tg4 weather girls can rushing along appearing to be chasing Ryan Gosling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the tg4 weather girls can rushing along appearing to be chasing Ryan Gosling"

Is that Ryan they cried yes said one but not the one that fucked us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then Grainne Seoige unbuttoned her blouse to reveal a gorgeous pair of breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe said oh jeasus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grainne says Jesus can't save you now Joe and bent him over the table while she took out her massive strap on and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In burst dee forbes pulled up her skirt and asked to be next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS

I haven't felt this good since gaybo and Charlie broke me in said Joe ,

Right then a strange noise was heard outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure tis the turkey giving bosco a fingering

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Oh my my what big fingers you got.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the better to stuff you with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think there big you should see my tongue said joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their , said bono , as ge was edged by adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah man

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then Catherine Fulvio arrived wearing a lovely summer dress and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus that looks gorgeous says daithi o se

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panty bliss said daithi look what I have for you

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

And Daithi took out a box of extra sensitive durex condoms.... Then said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jesus Catherine come in here and cook me a stew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop it in the slow cooker as I've a fab meet at 4 today. I'll have it when I get home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem blathnaid we’ll see you at six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In comes the tax man what’s going on here

They run for cover without any fear

it’s the giraffes fault the sheep did declare

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

And soon there were more sheep arriving. But the dog wasn't that into sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly The ghost of Peig Sayers appeared at the door and took Joe Duffy's cock in her hand saying...

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

tar éis shag maith fuair mé pota mór stobhach agus roinnt arán donn bácáilte úr réidh duit

cinnte an bhfaighidh mé an citeal ar aghaidh anois don tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverting to Bearla, Joe Duffy spat out his tae when he saw Sile Seoige sucking...

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"It's the guards" shouted Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'don't stop sile, I'm nearly there' whispered Joe

'they can ring the liveline if the want that bleedin bad'

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

So I changed over to Newstalk just in time to hear Moncrieff's Fact of the Day;

"80% of women chase 10% of men"

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

Which Sile was surprised to hear since her and Grainne had never liked the same type of guys..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sile is getting bored of those bj now. Her mind has wandered and she starts to fantasize about other more upbeat presenters. Doireann Donnacha and Carl come to mind.

Suddenly another knock cones to the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it was pigin of howth herself Kathleen yous have fucked it all up oh my dear look at the size of his.....

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

She walked across the floor that night, she was dressed to kill,

She was a sexy lady,

She had to get her thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But she wasn't going to get it from Mondo from Fair City who had ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who had his dick in Paul Brennan’s ass as in walked

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Meanwhile the smell of fresh bread and stew was wafting through the building, and the steam kettle was whistling. Irish music was blasting out, and the cameras of TnaGs latest award winning, reality TV show was winding up for the nights episode 1.

Called,

CAD A THUGANN SÍ AR TUAIRISCEART RTE Doirse Dúnta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mach die verdammten türen auf sagte Pat

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Mach die verdammten türen auf sagte Pat "

Have you got post? Is your black and white cat here?

Sure he'd fit in with Joe, Sile and the gang.... They're having a banging good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While poor Ryan looks in the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

il adoreait que nous ie fassions tous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While poor Ryan looks in the window "

Tugging his dick and licking his lips

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"il adoreait que nous ie fassions tous "

The whole nation watching on loved it...

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"While poor Ryan looks in the window

Tugging his dick and licking his lips "

Joined by a thousands of those who stream TnaG online live from around the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could not believe animal house porn from rte all for a small license fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suddenly there was an important newsflash...

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By *arks DesireWoman
over a year ago

Limerick Dublin Cork Galway Tipperary Clare..

Scientist to kill ducks to see why they're dying....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of a sudden Catherine Fulvio appeared at the door wearing a nightie and carrying a ...

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Chainsaw and a rabbit , she asks where is the ,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crockpot, I need to boil this bunny

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

But she got blown away by a very wet weather girl called Agnes coming in from the west.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

And come she certainly did...a wild and wet few hours...

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just then, a sound was heard, a sound like no other, it was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wild high pitched scream.......

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Like a Banshee came wailing through the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Frances Brennan. Someone has failed to tuck in the sheets in the hotel room when...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like chicken noodles

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

And Francis didn't like that someone ate those noodles in the room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Gerry Murphy he spilled the noodles when he heard Agnes was blowing......

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Blowing the scientist that killed all those ducks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘‘Twas the Donald he ducks everything up trying too make RTE great again what was that Miriam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miriam and Claire Byrne arrive to get the scoop on proceedings. Sources told them that there were fabbers around so they dressed accordingly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And when Miriam checked her messages she had 435 photos of unsolicited dick pics from blank profiles.

Well said Claire this is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream come true. "Quick claire... we need to hurry and ,,,

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Buy condoms before the chemist close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But wasn't the chemist Martin King

"Whayyy hey says you, are ye going riding?" he bellowed across the shop just as Leo Varadkar entered...

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Martin kept on smiling and took it ...some man for one man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then Hector burst in with a camera crew

"Rah Whoo Rah Whoo.. riding is it Martin?" He roared

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Well" he said, "bring back the days of Gaybo. Free condoms for everyone in the audience!"

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