FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest sex/body compliment you got?

By *exei OP TV/TS
over a year ago

North Inner City

What's the strangest thing someone has said about your body or technique from a hookup?

I'll go first: I was being fucked by a mistress who broke character to ask me if I bleached my asshole? She's seen plenty and apparently mine is really nice!

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What's the strangest thing someone has said about your body or technique from a hookup?

I'll go first: I was being fucked by a mistress who broke character to ask me if I bleached my asshole? She's seen plenty and apparently mine is really nice!"

You didn't answer the question? Now we're all curious.

Mine that keeps coming up is people asking am I a professional masseur.

I'm not but my take away is how many people give bad massages? It ain't rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really Irish.. get that one more than i like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,

Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,

Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant "

Lol, and you didn't chose it as a username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass play mate told me I had a Goldilocks cock while we were playing. I wasn’t sure what she meant until she explained after we finished that it’s not too big and not too small just right,

Probably made me last longer while I tried to work out what she meant

Lol, and you didn't chose it as a username"

My Goldilocks are all gone now wouldn’t want to be done for misrepresentations under the sale of goods act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in england years ago and went to a chinese lady for a massage with happy ending.i only wanted a hand job but as we got to that point she got condom out and i said no cos i didnt want sex,she said you dont understand as you cock so perfect i need it in my pussy,i laughed but didnt give in,it was nice to be told that in fairness

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

A fabber told me I've a nice arse!

I don't really

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Apparently I've nice nipples !

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Was told I had nice heavy balls once.

I still think about it.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

That thing should be photographed for a calendar……

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Teeth... Oral hygiene is a must

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By *readfred2019Man
over a year ago

Can you see me waving

"Teeth... Oral hygiene is a must "

Completely agree!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if they are turkey teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got nice legs are my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine that keeps coming up is people asking am I a professional masseur."

I'm an absolute sucker for a back massage so I might have to tempt you for one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should charge for my mouth and tongue because if the way I ate her pussy

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Was told I had a nice soft vagina once...

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

It's usually a comment about my magical hands I've a very special touch well that and the bucket load of coconut oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hardness of me when I'm eating a lady , it could cut glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you’ve got a nice fat ass for a bloke

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Was told i was hotter than a junkies spoon

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By *ilverfox545Man
over a year ago

Ballymena

I was told i had a pencil dick, go figure ive had the snip so i suppose even pencils run outta lead too lol

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