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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Your mama had morning sickness when you were born lol.

The doctor slapped the nurse when you came out lol.

Keep it going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is a class photo and you are given the camera

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Your mum had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

When your mum put a photo of you over the fireplace to keep the other kids away from the fire!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a young child straight up tells you.

You are

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

When your lecturer tells you veterinarian studies is two rooms down.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

On a plane you dont get a sick bag, you get a bag for your head

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Your funeral is closed casket

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Ahaha. Brilliant folks. We off to a great start. O.P.

You know you’re ugly when parents take off your leash and tell you to chase the cars lol.

When you go to the beach and others ask your parents what they used for bait lol

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"On a plane you dont get a sick bag, you get a bag for your head "

The gf was buying condoms in Boots the other day,and the lady asked if needed a bag with that.

I was standing right there!!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"On a plane you dont get a sick bag, you get a bag for your head

The gf was buying condoms in Boots the other day,and the lady asked if needed a bag with that.

I was standing right there!!!"

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

You were fed with a catapult

The tide wouldn't take ya out

You'd haunt houses

They slapped your mother when you were born

Onions cry around you

You've to sneak up on the mirror

Head on ya like a bulldog lickin piss off a nettle

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By *irty Minded DevianceMan
over a year ago

When I tell ya I wouldn't ride ya into battle

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I was so ugly when I was born not only did my mammy slap me she also feed me through a straw lol

At church the priest used his boot to baptise me.

I was so ugly my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth and told to cough lol

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Lmao

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

The last person who slept with you was accused of beasti

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

You have to have a blank profile picture on fab

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

When that blind lady touched your face she started speaking Klingon

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

brilliant

When your parents only have the Negatives saved of you in your family album. Lol.

When you go to the zoo and the monkeys throw bananas at you. Lol.

When you go to the Zoo and they try and hold on to you lol.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

When your kids say your ancient

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By *1shadesofnaughtyMan
over a year ago

South Limerick

When the only response you get on here is...sorry your not my type.

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

When the child minder puts the dipper on your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the tide wouldn't even take ya out

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

I was told if I was the pickle on her Big Mac, she still wouldn't take me out.

Jokes on her. I bloody well love pickles.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Ya know your ugly when you have to tie a piece of steak around your neck so the dog will play with ya !! Lol

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you are ugly when you get no reply and a block after sending a face pic on here

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By *trecharmstrongMan
over a year ago

north county Dublin

You know you’re ugly when your reflection turns the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're ugly when you wouldn't even get a kick in a stampede

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

You know you're ugly when the mirror vomits

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

None of your fab photos have your face in them.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

When a sniper wouldn’t take you out….

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By *oman StringerMan
over a year ago

Sallynoggin

When ya couldn't keep a dildo stiff

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

When your born and the hospital tells your parents to keep your receipt lol And then you see plastic surgeon rubbing his hand in the background and saying he’s going to be busy in the future lol.

When you look in the mirror and your teeth resemble a wind beaten picket fence lol

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

When the sea won't wave to you

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By *olverineMan
over a year ago

ennis

You know your ugly when people say your a good looking man but your always single....

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Lucky for me, I have no idea how to answer this question.

I'll leave it up to you professionals

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By *inkyfuck2023Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

Not even des Kelly would lay ye

Wouldn’t get up on ye to get out of the joy

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

clare

When you're mother tells you you look like "shit on a slate"

Pure poetry

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Lucky for me, I have no idea how to answer this question.

I'll leave it up to you professionals

Ahaha. Now now. Brad Pitt has joined fab lol but that won’t save you from a Roast -

I’ve often seen more meat on butchers apron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so ugly when I was born my mum asked the midwife to breastfeed me.

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By *un guy 911Man
over a year ago

Tipperary and Dublin

When a member of a swingers site tells you that your not good looking enough to be here ??

Or when your told I wouldn't get up on you to see an all Ireland??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daz wouldn’t shift you!

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

I'm so ugly they call me Honda 50 nice to ride but you wouldn't want to be seen on one...

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
over a year ago

shankill

When you get a “not interested” response within 30 seconds of opening your message.

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By *ilverfox545Man
over a year ago

Ballymena

Whenever u loss your erection looking in the mirror

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

When your mother said she missed you she meant with a bullet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men start telling you how much they respect you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When people start saying you have a great personality

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

They tell you it's hotter with the lights off

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By *olokxMan
over a year ago

Midlands

When you can't even look at yourself in the mirror..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you created profile over a year ago and still no meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your ugly when the teacher in sex education points to you and says to the class if you don't use contraception that's the consequences.

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