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By *andy and Zuko OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

“Clean”- Like what? Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?

What does it mean? Just that you shower like?

“Discreet” - or worse “discrete” Just say you’re cheating on your other half.

“Solo poly” just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!

What are your icks on a profile?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag

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By *andy and Zuko OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag "

I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag

I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about "

So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it?

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

I can pleasure u all night

Master

NSA

Married but discrete

So many more

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it? "

Fact. Or profiles looking for pic to be sent with message when they have no pics at all on their profile

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford


"When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it?

Fact. Or profiles looking for pic to be sent with message when they have no pics at all on their profile "

Ya, exactly, that aswell.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They don't cum easy....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me if I see a profile saying treat me like a princess ... really your not 5yrs old

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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago

all over tipperary and the midlands

I've been here before and I know what I want. So anyone who knew me previously. ....and they have no photos. their on over a year, and no verifications. Lol.

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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago

all over tipperary and the midlands


"For me if I see a profile saying treat me like a princess ... really your not 5yrs old "

But princess Swing 4 Lou x40.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Show me what a sugar daddy can do

Go on spoil me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me what a sugar daddy can do

Go on spoil me

"

New Tesla on the way can you cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me what a sugar daddy can do

Go on spoil me

New Tesla on the way can you cook "

Sorry can you cook joe

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it? "

Let me explain that one ...

The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later ?? Do it now ya lazy bugger

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.

One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.

Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".

But is it Mary or John who typed it?

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"“Clean”- Like what? Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?

What does it mean? Just that you shower like?

“Discreet” - or worse “discrete” Just say you’re cheating on your other half.

“Solo poly” just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!

What are your icks on a profile? "

We're dirty AF and clearly state it on our profile

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By *attooYouMan
over a year ago

just about northside


"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.

One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.

Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".

But is it Mary or John who typed it? "

Exactly, Nicole, or is it James.....oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Clean”- Like what? Why does this need to be said? Surely everyone on here is clean?

What does it mean? Just that you shower like?

“Discreet” - or worse “discrete” Just say you’re cheating on your other half.

“Solo poly” just say you’re looking for NSA fun, although “NSA fun” gives me the ick too, but at least they’re honest about not giving a fuck about anyone but their Mickey!

What are your icks on a profile?

We're dirty AF and clearly state it on our profile "

And loads of dog hair

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Hung

Bull

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin


"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag

I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about

So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense "

Also the whole "Fab is now a publicly traded entity, so they post this blurb on your profile or they can steal your pics"

Eh, no you definitely are not able to buy shares of Fabswingers on the Stock Market. And even if the company did have shareholders, that has nothing to do with wether or not anyone can copy your photographs.

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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago

all over tipperary and the midlands


"When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it?

Let me explain that one ...

The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day "

God did you really have to explain that.

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By *entlemuleMan
over a year ago

all over tipperary and the midlands


"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.

One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.

Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".

But is it Mary or John who typed it? "

I work of the presumption that the taller person is the male.

Sorry if I've insulted anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I find a little frustrating on couples profiles is when you can't distinguish the individuals on a couples profile.

One could be bisexual and the other straight but you can't tell which one is the male and female.

Another thing is when a couples bio is written in the first person but you can't tell who "I" is. For e.g. "I love to have several guys take turns f*cking me hard and deep".

But is it Mary or John who typed it?

I work of the presumption that the taller person is the male.

Sorry if I've insulted anyone. "

I'm saying nutin

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By *ubJesseMan
over a year ago

by the sea

Fun.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Blank profile

Here for fun

Professenel prefessiinal prifessional or variations.. Spell check Mr. P

Stupid names donkeyhung23

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

Oh

Couple ..

She wants to explore her bi side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty

Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'just looking

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin

I just need a chance ....

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Here to enjoy myself

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"When you look at profiles.

Go to the looking for part= Not looking for single guy's.

Only to go to bio & it saying that there looking for single guy's.

Like which is it?

Let me explain that one ...

The "Not looking for single guys" appears automatically when a profile has blocked single guys from messaging using the filter system. The wording is misleading as they may well be looking for them but they want to do the searching and messaging themselves instead of getting hundreds of "Hi", "how are you" and "fancy a fuck" messages a day

God did you really have to explain that. "

Obvs I did.

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

If you have “ bull” anywhere on your profile we are most Likely to give it a wide berth

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Smooth and expect the same.

Hygiene is a must

I'm a giver. Love giving ladies pleasure

Up for anything. Will travel anywhere.

Professional.

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By *eline5000Woman
over a year ago

dublin


"Smooth and expect the same.

Hygiene is a must

I'm a giver. Love giving ladies pleasure

Up for anything. Will travel anywhere.

Professional twat lol

Professional.

"

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"Smooth and expect the same.

Hygiene is a must

I'm a giver. Love giving ladies pleasure

Up for anything. Will travel anywhere.

Professional.

"

Professional twat lol

Fixed that for you.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

It's when you have to press F1 to enter the bios and you keep missing it and have to keep turning off and on again.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Lol

Any sentence ending in Lol

Any sentence with Lol in the middle

In fact Lol anywhere in a sentence

We're adults or meant to be Lol

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By *hinbutlong1Man
over a year ago

Trim

“Wont reply without a pic” - The blank profile with no verifications

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

The Sydney University spiel (If people believe that rubbish they need a slap)

Any sign of the word professional or their job in general (don't really care what you do for work. Not here to marry you)

Here a year and will do this later (laziness)

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By *anillabelliniCouple
over a year ago

Cork limerick and in-between

Sydney university bla bla

Orgasm Expert

Orgasm Master

Super fit, gym fit or anything to do with fit and their profile pics aren’t even close

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

There are lots of clichés used over and over but the one I find a bit high horsey is ...

"Single men, if we want you, we know where to find you".

Just set your filters so that they can't message you, problem solved, no need to say anything! Mrs

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

I don't bite unless you want me to that just gives me the utter ick

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Fill in later....

The zero lack of effort is such a turn off!

Heavy Cummer

Why oh why do guys think that's a turn on?? Answers please...

Drain my balls

Just ewwwwwww

B x

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Love giving cums mmmmm

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Single women I know where to find you if I want one so no messages please

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Into anything

Looks not important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional - at what like?

Well hung- sure isn't that great for ya

Can lick for hours - why would ya bother

Discreet/discrete - fml

Heavy cummer - it's OK love I get enough protein from my food

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By *andy and Zuko OP   Couple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Fill in later....

The zero lack of effort is such a turn off!

Heavy Cummer

Why oh why do guys think that's a turn on?? Answers please...

Drain my balls

Just ewwwwwww

B x"

Ahahaha, this has me dying laughing! Heavy cummer

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Into anything

"

Straight guys may live to regret stating this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Into anything

Looks not important "

Some of us are very grateful for this you know!!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"Into anything

Looks not important

Some of us are very grateful for this you know!!"

You took the words right out of my mouth

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Into anything

Looks not important

Some of us are very grateful for this you know!!

You took the words right out of my mouth "

Yeah I forgot about the ugly people alright

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
over a year ago

newtownabbey

I'm amazed nobody mentioned "fun"!

Fun guy who likes to have fun looking to meet fun ladies for fun.

There's soooooooo many of those profiles out there

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Fun ugly people wanted for heavy cummer.

Proferinsl ckean and dezcrete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight not looking guys again Straight, no men.

Not fab straight but Straight.

But still message me

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that

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By *cskinnyMan
over a year ago

near you

With husbands permission

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin


"“Wont reply without a pic” - The blank profile with no verifications"

This for sure.

Also, Put "Banana ( or similar ) in subject line so we know you've read our profile.

Also, many pics of a woman ( not pics of guy with a woman ) on a single males profile. What's with that ?

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I am a pleaser and always prioritise your pleasure over my own

Unless this is a bonafide kink it's a totally weird thing to say.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I don’t do this, I don’t do that.

Don’t ask me this. Dont suggest that.

Don’t do bjs but Love to be licked.

cheque please haha

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By *unnerbenMan
over a year ago

Dublin / Cork

Brand new profiles who insist on person to send face pic with first message - despite the fact they have no photos on profile and say they never send face pics

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Brand new profiles who insist on person to send face pic with first message - despite the fact they have no photos on profile and say they never send face pics "

Fact.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that "

Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'

I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city


"Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that

Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'

I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable. "

Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name


"Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that

Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'

I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.

Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!"

How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that

Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'

I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.

Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!

How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far? "

Hes only quoting Friends really

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city


"Quality over quantity

I just don't see why you'd even need to say that

Same as 'not here to fuck half the site'

I think they're trying to say that they're not one of the slutty bunch on here and their picky approach makes their promiscuity of higher standard and more acceptable.

Just letters.... sometimes they're put together,badly to form words and that goes on for an eternity, so much so that they've had to rent extra space from fab for their boi. And still put at the end "and if you've read this far" ....of course I haven't read this far, you waffled on for 4 pages....front and back!

How did you know that was written at the end - if you didn't read that far? "

When I woke up my nose had managed to fall on the down scroll button and managed to temporarily stick itself to the top of my snout. It was at this time where my eyes attempted to come together that it was a clear as the nose on my face that i read the line in question. It was what we might call a fluke really

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

People (Irish) who have references to English football clubs in their username/bio/status

YNWA etc

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Professional

Genuine

Discreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some who have the nerve to ask for a face pic and they hardly have any photos themselves, definitely not face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clean

come on

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"Some who have the nerve to ask for a face pic and they hardly have any photos themselves, definitely not face pics "

You know you can have face pics and have them set as private!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some who have the nerve to ask for a face pic and they hardly have any photos themselves, definitely not face pics

You know you can have face pics and have them set as private!

"

Thanks for the tip. My old mugshot is better off not being shared anyway

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Fill in later....

The zero lack of effort is such a turn off!

Heavy Cummer

Why oh why do guys think that's a turn on?? Answers please...

Drain my balls

Just ewwwwwww

B x"

Agreed… laziness with a profile doesn’t look good for the rest…

And ewwwwww

Cx

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Tall…

Dark….

Handsome….

FFS…….

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Hung

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag

I’ve literally just seen that on a profile for the first time. What is that about

So many people use it and its even in The FAQ explaining the rules of the site that its nonsense

Also the whole "Fab is now a publicly traded entity, so they post this blurb on your profile or they can steal your pics"

Eh, no you definitely are not able to buy shares of Fabswingers on the Stock Market. And even if the company did have shareholders, that has nothing to do with wether or not anyone can copy your photographs."

All of that!

It’s so rare now to find a profile WITHOUT a mention of either of both!!!

But only 1 line bio

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"I love pussy sex"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"No drama".....cause let's be honest anyone's who's written that usually is full of it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Man pussy .....its an arse ffs

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By *dventurousDuoxXCouple
over a year ago

Blaney


"The whole Sydney University thing is a bit of a red flag "

Could not agree more! Straight block. People are soo nieve

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By *dventurousDuoxXCouple
over a year ago

Blaney

Single mens profiles, where all the pictures are of women he was with but she's the only one we can see.

Anything relating to work, don't care

Any mention of discretion... come on just say your not single anything else goes without saying...

'Hung' or 'bull'

Any mention of institutes taking their pics

Guys pics of their boner while sitting on a toilet... GROSS

I could honestly go on and on

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Man pussy .....its an arse ffs "

Man pussy? Hilarious

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