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By *adylace OP Woman
39 weeks ago

Waterford City

Your achey joints predict the weather better than Met Eireann.

Keep it going.

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By *exeiTV/TS
39 weeks ago

North Inner City

You've heard of Mosney.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you have to ask who players are because you only know their parents

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By *rish_GuyMan
39 weeks ago

Foxford

"Your achey joints predict the weather better than Met Eireann.

Keep it going.

This at time's.

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By *rish_GuyMan
39 weeks ago

Foxford

When programs start repeating on TV. But you remember the original better. When it was on TV.

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By *acyoneWoman
39 weeks ago

South Donegal

When your bones crack when your turning over for doggie

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By *aptainpuffinMan
39 weeks ago

Ballincollig

When you’re wearing socks to bed

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By *s LollyWoman
39 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your going to be going from Milf to Gilf in a few months

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"Your going to be going from Milf to Gilf in a few months

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
39 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

You groan sitting down as well as standing up!

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

When standing up automatically means making the accompanying standing up sounds.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you selecting your date of birth online and you have to spin the wheel to get to it

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"When your bones crack when your turning over for doggie

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This

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By *ealitybitesMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast

What did I come in here for?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you ring your dad excitedly to tell him all the "Dads Army" episodes are available on The You Tube.

I shit you not, they are.

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By *scouple07Couple
39 weeks ago

louth, Ireland

When songs you listened to in your 20's and 30's are now on classic fm

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By *affa31Woman
39 weeks ago

Galway

When your friends are having kids intentionally instead of accidentally

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By *indenMan
39 weeks ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

Never trust a fart, never waste an erection….

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
39 weeks ago

Lisburn

Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"When you ring your dad excitedly to tell him all the "Dads Army" episodes are available on The You Tube.

I shit you not, they are. "

Wait till you find out all of " Love Thy Neighbour " is also on youtube

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

You're at an 80's revival festival and you saw all the bands live the first time around

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

"Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

This made me laugh hard

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By *adylace OP Woman
39 weeks ago

Waterford City

Loving these answers.

When you have no idea who half these "celebrities " people are talking about are.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

When you don't understand how someone can be an influencer

When you dont know any song in the top 30

When you watch Top Of The Pops 2 on BBC and remember all the dj's before they were sex offenders

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
39 weeks ago

kinkytown

When the movies, games and music you grew with is now considered retro.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

When you realise that twenty years ago you were an adult

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By *amsevenMan
39 weeks ago

cork

When eminem comes on rte gold

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

When you realise people commenting on a you know you're getting old thread are feckin 22 years younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"When you ring your dad excitedly to tell him all the "Dads Army" episodes are available on The You Tube.

I shit you not, they are.

Wait till you find out all of " Love Thy Neighbour " is also on youtube "

Day made

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By *ilverjayMan
39 weeks ago

your imagination

When your age is outside of most people's filters

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

"You groan sitting down as well as standing up!

And make funny noises to discuss it

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

"Loving these answers.

When you have no idea who half these "celebrities " people are talking about are.

This this this

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By *exytvlegsTV/TS
39 weeks ago

North co dublin Ireland

When you find it hard to buy a gurdiles

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By *ustBoWoman
39 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

The stairs seem like hard work so you make as little amount of trips up them as possible,and usually you get to the top and forget what you went up to get,and only remember when you go back down again.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you are trying to negotiate with your grown up kids and your point of view always starts with 'back in my day'

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you're about to attend a 40 year school reunion

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By * la carteCouple
39 weeks ago

Dublin

"When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case

When you don't need to worry about that anymore because you're wearing Tena Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case

When you don't need to worry about that anymore because you're wearing Tena Lady

When you don't need to worry about that anymore because someone else will be on clean-up!!

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By *rish_GuyMan
39 weeks ago

Foxford

"When you want to fart but you're not sure you should....just in case

When you don't need to worry about that anymore because you're wearing Tena Lady

When you don't need to worry about that anymore because someone else will be on clean-up!!"

True

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"When you're about to attend a 40 year school reunion "

And people will still tell you that you haven't changed a bit

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By *asperdMan
39 weeks ago

cork city

When the girl in the coffee shop laughs at your joke and says my dad says that all the time.

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By *ushin realityCouple
39 weeks ago

swords

Explaining to young people about school in my day .The laugh I've had watching their faces Explaining 100 lines and 3 biros and an elastic band lol

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

"When the girl in the coffee shop laughs at your joke and says my dad says that all the time.

Burn

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By *astelloWoman
39 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

When you say "lets chat" they say "we're chatting"

Not chat means talk on a PHONE.. Not chat online....

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By *adger BrocMan
39 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"When you're about to attend a 40 year school reunion "

When you actually attend a 50th. school reunion.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"When the girl in the coffee shop laughs at your joke and says my dad says that all the time.

Or when a woman on fab says it to you

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
39 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

You know you’re getting old when you step out of the bath and get a searing pain from n your chest thinking you’re having a heart attack but realise you just stepped on your own titty !!

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

When your toes outnumber your teeth.

When your nose hair grows faster than on your head.

You know your getting old when you’ve more hair on your arse then on your head.

When you and your teeth don’t sleep together anymore.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

You know your getting old when:

Your freckles start criss crossing one another. Like a game of X’s and O’s.

When you’re delighted to see a pimple on your face.

When you’re perving at a lady and have to put on your glasses to see her clearly.

When the mirror distorts your figure from in-shape to round- shape.

When you’ve to suck in your belly to see your horn.

Will I continue lol…

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By *ulu00Woman
39 weeks ago

Donegal

Your arguments about teabagging becomes Lyons or Barrys

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By *eestar10Man
39 weeks ago

cavan

When ur favourite kind of plans are cancelled plans lol

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By *amesmckMan
39 weeks ago

city

Brillant.

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By *ebel_LionMan
39 weeks ago

cork

there doesnt seem to be old people at funerals anymore

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By *ushin realityCouple
39 weeks ago

swords

"there doesnt seem to be old people at funerals anymore"
ooooooh that's actually a scary one

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

"When you say "lets chat" they say "we're chatting"

Not chat means talk on a PHONE.. Not chat online....

I said I was sorry!

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By *cottybear74Man
39 weeks ago

kilkenny

When after sitting down for a while you stand up n stretch and sound like a haunted house.

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

"Your arguments about teabagging becomes Lyons or Barrys"

What's wrong with Twinning

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By *ulu00Woman
39 weeks ago

Donegal

"Your arguments about teabagging becomes Lyons or Barrys

What's wrong with Twinning

Thays when you suggest twins to her but the aul hearing aid isny on and she hears Twinnings

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By *yronedevilMan
39 weeks ago

Sandholes

When your out at the weekend and you bump into someone you used to babysit when your where seeing their aunt when you are in your 20s and they look at you as if you should be at home with your slippers and coco lol ??

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By *ames CoughlanMan
39 weeks ago

Cahir

When Miley romped with Fidelma in the barn... #naughtylittleminx

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By *r tayt2Man
39 weeks ago

Trim

When you bend down to tie your shoes and ask yourself is there anything else I should do when I am down here

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By *eijaWoman
39 weeks ago

City Centre

When you need WD-40 for your knees

B x

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By *ob0409Man
39 weeks ago

navan

When the people you're eligible to play with starts to dramatically dwindle following a big roundy birthday...

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By *erlincorkMan
39 weeks ago

London

You know you’re getting old when you check ‘you know you’re getting old’ tabs… to see if others have the same ‘getting old’ problems that you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

All the music in the damn pubs are too loud!

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

"Your arguments about teabagging becomes Lyons or Barrys

What's wrong with Twinning

Thays when you suggest twins to her but the aul hearing aid isny on and she hears Twinnings

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By *un chickWoman
39 weeks ago

Fermanagh

"Your going to be going from Milf to Gilf in a few months

This one for me …

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By *lugoneMan
39 weeks ago

rathmicheal

When you are walking around the shopping center debating with yourself which is more attractive the mother or the daughter

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By *oadrunner2000Man
39 weeks ago

city centre

When a sneeze feels like you've thrown your back out

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
39 weeks ago

Kinda Dublin

Going through the car wash, isn't what it used to be.

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By *andy and ZukoCouple
39 weeks ago

Dublin

When you turn the lights on for a ride instead of turning them off

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

Lol that's true, especially when your 5ft nothing the place I go to she has a step for me lol

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

You know your getting old when:

Your last Birthday Cake looks like a Forest Fire lol

-call the Fire Brigade lol

When you bite into the cake and there’s more candles than cake lol ffs

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By *rish_GuyMan
39 weeks ago

Foxford

When you walk into your local pub & don't know anybody in it. But you know member's of there family.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

You go to the barber and the greys (silvers) are more than the dark hairs

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
39 weeks ago

ireland

When you're afraid to laugh incase you pee yourself

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night !

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
39 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

It's the getting up to get off it I've trouble with

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

Lol that's true, especially when your 5ft nothing the place I go to she has a step for me lol

I'm just 5ft 2" so feel your pain lol

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By *rish_GuyMan
39 weeks ago

Foxford

"When you're afraid to laugh incase you pee yourself

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night !

I'm not as young as I once was. Once I was young as I ever was.

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By *hio76Man
39 weeks ago

leinster

When you're in the locker room after work and everyone is spraying themselves with lynx and you're spraying on deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

It's the getting up to get off it I've trouble with "

Maybe ask her to put a mattress on the floor and roll off the table onto the soft mattress on the floor

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
39 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

"You know you are getting old when you have to think about the easiest way to climb up on a massage table

It's the getting up to get off it I've trouble with

Maybe ask her to put a mattress on the floor and roll off the table onto the soft mattress on the floor "

Lol face plant after a 3ft drop

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By *entlemuleMan
39 weeks ago

all over Tipperary and the Midlands

Wen you make the bed wet for all the wrong reasons

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By *s LollyWoman
39 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

When you walk up the stairs and your knees sound like a bowl of rice krispies....snap-crackle-pop

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By *easingTimMan
39 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

You thought that Ireland had a chance against Italy or England in soccer, Thursday night you had to find out who was number 1 on Top of the Pops

and you recollect that there may have been a Peig Sayers in your class at school

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By *eline5000Woman
39 weeks ago

dublin

U believe it

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

"When you walk up the stairs and your knees sound like a bowl of rice krispies....snap-crackle-pop

Awh here I get that with my ankles at this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"When you're in the locker room after work and everyone is spraying themselves with lynx and you're spraying on deep heat "

Love it .. so funny

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By *entlemuleMan
39 weeks ago

all over Tipperary and the Midlands

You thought that Ireland had a chance against Italy or England in soccer, Thursday night you had to find out who was number 1 on Top of the Pops

and you recollect that there may have been a Peig Sayers in your class at school

Ohhhh God the nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you look forward to a Saturday night siting in,hotwater bottle under your ass ,glass of wine watching Netflix

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By *ower TeeMan
39 weeks ago

Sligo

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

You need to hold onto something getting in and out of the shower

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By *andytownMan
39 weeks ago

Gods Own Country

When you go to put your laundry into the fridge instead of the washing machine beside it

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By *adger BrocMan
39 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Spooning is your fav position

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By *ind PaddyMan
39 weeks ago

South County Dublin

Can't tie your shoe laces without being out of breath

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By *cotsguyyMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast

When you go to....when you go toooo.....what was I going to say?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
39 weeks ago

kilkenny

When you prefer to go to bed early versus staying out to the early morning s

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By *onny1969Man
39 weeks ago

local

When your only interest on fab is the forum

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

You know your getting old when your in the hospital bed and your friends are talking about you, instead of too you. Lol

When your kneeing your balls or tits when you walk lol.

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By *easingTimMan
39 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

When you want to go for a nice quiet drink somewhere vs tearing it up at a nightclub

... I know, I know. Harsh reality for some of us

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"When you want to go for a nice quiet drink somewhere vs tearing it up at a nightclub

... I know, I know. Harsh reality for some of us

When the only time you go to Leopardstown is for the racing at Christmas

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

When you're asleep holding onto a sexy woman at 4 in the morning but you still need to get out of the bed for a pee.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
39 weeks ago

Kinda Dublin

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

When you book you holidays in an adult only hotel and at a time when kids are back at school

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"When you book you holidays in an adult only hotel and at a time when kids are back at school

Enjoy...

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By *lassy lady 216Woman
39 weeks ago

Craigavon

"When you want to go for a nice quiet drink somewhere vs tearing it up at a nightclub

... I know, I know. Harsh reality for some of us

When the only time you go to Leopardstown is for the racing at Christmas "
I was in lepoardstown 2wksvago and if definitely wasn't for the racing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"When you go to....when you go toooo.....what was I going to say? "

Haha this

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By *rinibooWoman
39 weeks ago

clare

Getting up in the middle of the night for a pee. Being afraid to go on a trampoline because you might wet your self

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Getting up in the middle of the night for a pee. Being afraid to go on a trampoline because you might wet your self "

Bouncing fun, wet away

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Getting up in the middle of the night for a pee. Being afraid to go on a trampoline because you might wet your self "

Those middle of the nights pees.grand as long as you get back to sleep

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By *onzo888100Man
39 weeks ago

Bangor

When you get the doctors finger more often than your girls strap-on

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

"When you get the doctors finger more often than your girls strap-on

And when you’re looking forward to it is worse lol. The nurse with the rubber gloves was surprisingly gentle- unfortunately

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By *nsatiable Nymph 2024Woman
17 weeks ago

La La Land

You walk into a room, but you have no idea what you went in there for! Then you pace around aimlessly hoping it will come back to you....and it does come back, about 2 weeks later!!!

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By *apri 555Man
17 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

When you mention the fear of the glenroe music on a Sunday night and the person you're talking to hasn't a clue what you're on about

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
17 weeks ago

shankill

The glenroe theme tune comes into your head on random Sunday evenings

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By *easingTimMan
17 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

When a recliner and a hot water bottle is your idea of a steamy Saturday night!

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By *ot so needyMan
17 weeks ago

Galway

When you get a haircut and they automatically trim your eyebrows as well..

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
17 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

When you sit down and everything hurts

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By *apri 555Man
17 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

"When you sit down and everything hurts

Is that not just the sign of a great night

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By *chochamberWoman
17 weeks ago

Limerick

Grunge was real, first time around, Nirvana was new.

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By *un on fabMan
17 weeks ago

Mallow

"When you mention the fear of the glenroe music on a Sunday night and the person you're talking to hasn't a clue what you're on about

I still get the fear...

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
17 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"When you sit down and everything hurts

Is that not just the sign of a great night

Well when that happens yeah

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By *adger BrocMan
17 weeks ago

Co. Cork

When your age gets close to a sex position.

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By *habMan
17 weeks ago

Boomtown

"The glenroe theme tune comes into your head on random Sunday evenings"

Never mind Glenroe.... When you remember The Riordans and wonder did Benjy get that ride from Maggie

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By *ndqtMan
17 weeks ago

The Wild West

When the effect of gravity on your body appears to be increasing exponentially

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By *ohannonMan
17 weeks ago

Louth / Meath

When you first heard of Tik Tok & immediately thought that Tic-Tac had rebranded themselves

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By *atience178Couple
17 weeks ago

Dublin

You go out on a Saturday and have to take the Monday off work.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I use a hot water bottle

I HAVE SAID IT

IT FEELS GOOD

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

You made my day

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By *exyScientistsCouple
17 weeks ago

Castlebar

You have to hold things further away to read them...

Your kids laugh at you when you say you have that Snapchat thingy, and refuse to message you on it.

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By *og-ManMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere

You're in a restaurant with your family and not only do you not recognise any of the music....its too bloody loud and you ask for it to be turned down

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By *outh_of_EdenMan
17 weeks ago

visiting

"Never trust a fart, never waste an erection…."

Never pass a toilet or refuse a ride

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By *inkywife1981Couple
17 weeks ago

A town near you

"You've heard of Mosney."

When you've been to Mosney!!

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By *om RedMan
17 weeks ago

Galway

"You've heard of Mosney.

When you've been to Mosney!!"

I was at the Community games in Mosney, my good god that was 34 years ago

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By *ildmovementMan
17 weeks ago

Dublin

When your in the pub and the crowd are younger than your kids

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By *heMystroMan
17 weeks ago

Dublin

When someone asks you what’s a CD

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By *indenMan
17 weeks ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

You know your getting old when have a friend over to watch a movie and you pull out your VHS collection…..

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By *eachoutandcall2Man
17 weeks ago

Kilkenny

When going out for a meal, glasses are essential to read the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"You've heard of Mosney.

When you've been to Mosney!!"

Had some great fun times in Mosney with the kids. Innocent happy hols and not a swinger in sight. Or, were they.......

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By *astelloWoman
17 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

When lm looking at my pension contributions.

I plan my nights out weeks in advance

I need wd40 for my bones

I know what a tracker mortgage is. Well in the past 2 years l definitely know.

I remember home and away with Pippa.

I say "in my day" a bit too much.

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By *eachoutandcall2Man
17 weeks ago

Kilkenny

To use a sporting term, you are playing in the second half of life's match...

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By *og-ManMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere

"You've heard of Mosney.

When you've been to Mosney!!

Had some great fun times in Mosney with the kids. Innocent happy hols and not a swinger in sight. Or, were they.......

So who were all the people flashing their arse out the windows in the swimming pool

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By *isandherscplCouple
17 weeks ago

Dublin

When the Gardai look wayyy too young

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By *iny DelightWoman
17 weeks ago

City Centre

Having to go out 2 nights in a row kills you.

It takes 5 days to recover from a mad weekend.

The fear of being asked to go out when the candles have been lit and a nice glass of vino has been poured.

Everything hurts

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By *adconMan
17 weeks ago

carlow

You remember a penny bag of sweets

An early night is more appealing than a night out

It takes a few minutes every day to get the body moving

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By *iktikiCouple
17 weeks ago

city centre

You remember decimal currency. And saying the words “ l don’t know them but I know their father well”

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By *erry-DonegalMan
17 weeks ago

Inishowen/Derry

You have read the whole way down the tread then forgot what it was about.

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By *indenMan
17 weeks ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

"You have read the whole way down the tread then forgot what it was about."

That reminds me of another one, when you walk into a room, forgot why you did, and have to go back to where you started to remind yourself…….

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By *aseylee324Couple
17 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

When people 20 years younger than you are talking about how old they feel...

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
17 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

When you walk into a bar/restaurant and realise you are the oldest person in the room. Including the staff and owners

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By *astcoast2000Man
17 weeks ago

Newcastle County Down

When you can remember a song from 30 years ago but forget why you opened the fridge door

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By *otownkid1967Man
17 weeks ago

Portlaoise

When you can no longer trust a fart just being a fart

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By *ot so needyMan
17 weeks ago

Galway

When your friends start to become Grandparents

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By *llthewaysMan
17 weeks ago

Somewhere

When you make a noise when standing up or sitting down that you didn't expect

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By *cotsguyyMan
17 weeks ago

Belfast

"When you can remember a song from 30 years ago but forget why you opened the fridge door"

Musical fridge ?

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By *inkanddesireCouple
17 weeks ago

Sth Dublin

You had a cassette tape with the names of the artist and songs until you taped over lol

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By *uff the Boner!Man
17 weeks ago

SWANSEA

When you plan any trip , with toilet stops along the way!

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By *om RedMan
17 weeks ago

Galway

When the man on reception at my gym called me sir today, I looked behind me to see who he was talking to. He was talking to me

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
17 weeks ago

Athlone

When you press the aertel button on the remote still.

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