FabSwingers.com forum: Men’s only thread

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

This is a men’s only thread to support each other , discuss cars , jungle survival and tools , maybe mention women they fancy in a safe space without worrying about other women posting , and issues like jealousy .

Under no circumstances should women post on this thread . Especially if their profile pics contain distracting elements such gorgeous boobs .

Thanks

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

The thread title should be the men only thread but I may have got distracted looking at boob pics

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Rugby world cup =lets talk

Oops wrong thread

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By *ingpot!Man
over a year ago

West Cork

Thanks casual

Men should feel free to talk about their emotions and trials and tribulations. Quietly bearing pain is not manly.

- my strong two cents on the subject

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By *ingpot!Man
over a year ago

West Cork

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Rugby world cup =lets talk

Oops wrong thread

RED ALERT

Go on Castello

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By *andy and ZukoCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Oh my god, it’s like not being allowed have a Yorkie bar all over again

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ooooooooooopsie sorry wrong door

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By *ingpot!Man
over a year ago

West Cork

It's almost like they WANT to distract us with their bits

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Sure most threads are all dudes anyway lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooooooooooopsie sorry wrong door

Yet if a bloke said it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Ooooooooooopsie sorry wrong door

Yet if a bloke said it

Durtyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god, it’s like not being allowed have a Yorkie bar all over again

Oh I'm off to the shop for a Yorke may even buy 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god, it’s like not being allowed have a Yorkie bar all over again

It's like the trucker who gave a stunner a lift...on the journey she said to him " l have something between my legs that all truckers love ". ..he said to her " get off my Yorkie bar "

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By *ingpot!Man
over a year ago

West Cork

FFS now I really want a Yorkie

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

It's shocking how many women are just shamelessly flaunting themselves!

Us men need a safe space to be manly and talk about heavy things.

Boobs though. I'm conflicted Cas.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"FFS now I really want a Yorkie

Ive one that i left to long in the fridge now it's rock hard might have to suck on it to soften it

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

"FFS now I really want a Yorkie

Ive one that i left to long in the fridge now it's rock hard might have to suck on it to soften it

It's probably the only thing that would soften when ya suck it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god, it’s like not being allowed have a Yorkie bar all over again

Oh I'm off to the shop for a Yorke may even buy 2"

Lol, plain original or raisin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker"

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

So, did you all see the Big Game last night?

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"FFS now I really want a Yorkie

Ive one that i left to long in the fridge now it's rock hard might have to suck on it to soften it

Scandalous talk on this most noble of threads.... have you no shame

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest."

Completely.. I always wanted a hot gun and a grinder myself

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Bookmarking this in the rare circumstance that a fåir måiden of exceptional qualities accidentally enters this thread!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"So, did you all see the Big Game last night?"

I was vaguely aware that men were doing sport.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Bookmarking this in the rare circumstance that a fåir måiden of exceptional qualities accidentally enters this thread!

Fair maiden.... Moi

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Bookmarking this in the rare circumstance that a fåir måiden of exceptional qualities accidentally enters this thread!

Fair maiden.... Moi "

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Unquestionably.

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

Completely.. I always wanted a hot gun and a grinder myself "

Jaysus.... (said in the accent of gift grub Bertie)

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By * genuine guyMan
over a year ago

Northside

Wait… those aren’t pillows!!!

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Lads have any of yous try'd out this washing dishes craic

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Lads have any of yous try'd out this washing dishes craic

Psst Hardy, go back to ironing your checkered shirts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooooooopsie sorry wrong door

Maybe not the first time you’ve heard that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest."

I have rather a nice multi tool collection, latest purchase a plasma cutter, but it seems I need a compressor to use it though.

That's my next purchase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

Completely.. I always wanted a hot gun and a grinder myself "

What are you planning on making??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

I have rather a nice multi tool collection, latest purchase a plasma cutter, but it seems I need a compressor to use it though.

That's my next purchase "

Doing your “big shop” at Lidl can be more expensive than expected

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

Completely.. I always wanted a hot gun and a grinder myself

What are you planning on making??"

A man made of wood... Ill grind him into shape and use the hot gun on him..

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By *inkyfuck2023Man
over a year ago

Melbourne

"Lidl middle aisle =orgasm maker

Plesently surprised how decent Parkside tools are down the middle isle in Lidl to be honest.

Completely.. I always wanted a hot gun and a grinder myself

What are you planning on making??

A man made of wood... Ill grind him into shape and use the hot gun on him..

Heat gun

haha

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

If anyone wants to talk fashion, make up or hair, hit me up.

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I want to ask a woman out for coffee but I am very very shy . Any tips ?

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"I want to ask a woman out for coffee but I am very very shy . Any tips ? "

Depends. Are you going to ask in person?

Just remember less if more and actions speak louder then words.

Either show her your dick or your ass butb not both.

Having some self respect is very attractive to women so remember to give it a wash and make sure it smells nice too.

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By *erry cMan
over a year ago

Longford westmeath

What colour door u looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either show her your dick or your ass butb not both.

Having some self respect is very attractive to women so remember to give it a wash and make sure it smells nice too."

And if it’s in picture form, make sure it’s over a dirty toilet

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

"FFS now I really want a Yorkie

Ive one that i left to long in the fridge now it's rock hard might have to suck on it to soften it

Scandalous talk on this most noble of threads.... have you no shame

They had to make yorkies smaller for women. Couldn't handle the original

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"I want to ask a woman out for coffee but I am very very shy . Any tips ? "

Plenty of tips here , Oh you mean advice ??

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

So here’s a question ? How can you make an innuendo type joke / comment with one gal and she replies with an equally cheeky comment and ya have banter

She gets all offended , give out and then blocks ?

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"So here’s a question ? How can you make an innuendo type joke / comment with one gal and she replies with an equally cheeky comment and ya have banter

She gets all offended , give out and then blocks ?"

I just stick with dad jokes.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"So here’s a question ? How can you make an innuendo type joke / comment with one gal and she replies with an equally cheeky comment and ya have banter

She gets all offended , give out and then blocks ?"

Everyone is different, it up to you to know the difference, I’ll explain more once I find my 10 and 13mm sockets and spanners……….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the best way to sit on the toilet without letting your balls touch the water?

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Can I take over the mens thread... I need a handy man who can use all those middle aisle purchases.

Im handy myself... But at 5ft 2 most jobs are over my head.. Pardon the pun... I can provide scones and Kerrgold and mugs of tae... Kisses optional..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I take over the mens thread... I need a handy man who can use all those middle aisle purchases.

Im handy myself... But at 5ft 2 most jobs are over my head.. Pardon the pun... I can provide scones and Kerrgold and mugs of tae... Kisses optional.. "

Would there be any jam for the scones...don't like butter

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Can I take over the mens thread... I need a handy man who can use all those middle aisle purchases.

Im handy myself... But at 5ft 2 most jobs are over my head.. Pardon the pun... I can provide scones and Kerrgold and mugs of tae... Kisses optional..

Would there be any jam for the scones...don't like butter

For you bog.. Anything is possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just point at a shelf and I got you

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Not sure if we should be in here or the females only one

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"Not sure if we should be in here or the females only one

Apart from the thread name.

What make's you/ye think that? There's women in this thread. Just like there's men in the female thread aswell.

If there's something ye want to say.Just say it. What have ye got to lose?

If it's not meant for here, I'm sure the OP, will say something to ye.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

I’m a woman but I like only men so can I post stuff on the only men thread

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"I’m a woman but I like only men so can I post stuff on the only men thread

True. We're all ears, to hear it aswell.

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