FabSwingers.com forum: Graphic fantasies as a first message

By *andy and Zuko OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…

But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.

Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?

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By *andy and Zuko OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?"

No, we put up a fight

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

We actually love a filthy message

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Although at least he's being safe in his fantasy I guess

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I have sent detailed scenarios as the first message

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…

But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.

Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking

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They are thinking with their little heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair play to him being safe!

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Serious turnoff especially if their making assumptions about us.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Yep those big copy paste fantasies are awful.. once I see that it’s one of those I don’t bother reading it and just delete the message.

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By *andy and Zuko OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Yep those big copy paste fantasies are awful.. once I see that it’s one of those I don’t bother reading it and just delete the message.

Hubby got to it before I did and blocked him.

What’s the bets he asked for a respectful response because he gets annoyed responses often and instead of changing tactic he added in the bit about wanting respect

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By *arbieandbaldyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin, Liverpool

"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…

But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.

Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

Men really haven't a fecking clue

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue "

Fixed that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue

Fixed that for ya

Thanks buy prefer it without the some

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue

Fixed that for ya

Thanks buy prefer it without the some "

So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue

Fixed that for ya

Thanks buy prefer it without the some

So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal "

Hence why I have men blocked from messaging

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue

Fixed that for ya

Thanks buy prefer it without the some "

There are so many things I haven't a clue about. Cooking, the correct application of comfort during the menstrual cycle are just a few examples.

I honestly haven't a clue how anyone can be hostile to an entire gender.

You would not accept that same statement from a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Educate me please. What do Ladies like to receive in the first message? What grabs your attention?

Genuine question as I'm all out of ideas here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh boy

..ladies here face a yellow wall with messages but I'd imagine they certainly don't want graphic messages.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles"

You told me you wouldn't tell anyone

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Educate me please. What do Ladies like to receive in the first message? What grabs your attention?

Genuine question as I'm all out of ideas here.

Your lack of profile pic will probably cause many to just delete.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles

You told me you wouldn't tell anyone

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

SOME Men really haven't a fecking clue

Fixed that for ya

Thanks buy prefer it without the some

So every man that gets in touch with you hasn't a clue ....no one out there even a little bit normal

Hence why I have men blocked from messaging "

Makes sense if only clueless men were messaging you alright

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles

You told me you wouldn't tell anyone

I just wouldn't feel right keeping you all to myself

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By *WEETESTSTRAWBERRYFOR1Woman
over a year ago

Clare

"I’m presuming single ladies get it a lot more often than a couples profile…

But we’ve just gotten our first message which details cumming inside Missuses arse with a condom on… and asks for a respectful response to close the message.

Guys, what the fuck do some of ye be thinking

Some people type with the head between their legs instead of attached to their shoulders. And think it will actually get them a meet aswell.

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By *andy and Zuko OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Makes sense if only clueless men were messaging you alright "

Now. Now. Sassy!

This was supposed to be a bitta fun, didn’t wanna turn it into a gender war

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By *andy and Zuko OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Educate me please. What do Ladies like to receive in the first message? What grabs your attention?

Genuine question as I'm all out of ideas here.

A full profile, some pictures and verifications.

First message which references that you’ve read their profile and what you like about it, show some cheekiness, etc.

Graphic fantasies, “hi how ru” and dick pics in a first message will pretty much guarantee you no response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind the how are you messages, as will read the profile before I answer, if I like the profile and they match what I need, I will reply.

The graphic messages just bore me

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

Men really haven't a fecking clue "

I assume you mean in your experience and it’s not a statement about all men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

I feel attacked here. I bloody well love sending dick pics!!

B===D ~~~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the one I got wanted to cum in my arse

honestly I nearly fainted from the offer.

Nothing makes me drier than a first message with oh ill lick you till the cows come home and give you the ride of your life

Men really haven't a fecking clue

I assume you mean in your experience and it’s not a statement about all men?"

Tbh over the last while it's all men

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles

You told me you wouldn't tell anyone

Have you been sending him the same messages as me ? Me and you are OVER

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

This really made me think about any of the messages I've sent over the last few weeks, I've never went into graphic detail and I hate copy/paste messages.

Funnily enough, I think the best way to get a response is just to hope for a status or good bio, read it and come up with a question from it. Bonus points if you can write something punny or witty.

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By *ild_N_CuriousCouple
over a year ago

Cork City

Honestly some of them are quite hot to read and can break the ice quite well if thought out more than just describing sex in detail but please for the love of god attach a face pic with it so we can see who we’re meeting.

I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Honestly some of them are quite hot to read and can break the ice quite well if thought out more than just describing sex in detail but please for the love of god attach a face pic with it so we can see who we’re meeting.

I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand

Same!

I like someone who has looked at our profile, and found the compatibility, and thought a little about how we fit and what they should like to do, and then described it

Just general copy/paste dirt wouldn't work the same way.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"My most recent favourite graphic message is the guy who said hello and then offered to lick all my muscles

You told me you wouldn't tell anyone

Have you been sending him the same messages as me ? Me and you are OVER "

I just have so much trouble choosing over such quality men!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I don’t understand how people meet other without ever seeing their face beforehand

Noted.

I actually like meeting people with out seeing a face pic and haven't asked yet. If I'm already attracted to your bio and pics and that chat flows well then I'm not going to be so shocked by a face that I'll turn on my heel. It's exciting to have the surprise!

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