FabSwingers.com forum: What's under your bed?

By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Go on, tell me when you hoovered and dusted there thoroughly the last time!

And what dirty little secrets are hidden beneath it?

I'll start -

Hoovered there a few months ago before having had to move a spare single mattress (now it's too tedious to get to it

), a storage bag for shoes which has seen better days and seriously needs replacing (any tips for where to get a decent one appreciated), an Airsoft gun, a box of adult toys and a sport's bag filled with more of the same.

(Borrowed from the lounge)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Socks that the dog has taken and left under there

Large storage boxes full of ladies boots and shoes

No dust ....hoovered 2 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a dead daddy-long-legs under our bed, I know cos I killed him the other night, scared the life outa me

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Lego. Random Food. Children's Story books. Tiny Single socks. I could go on

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a dead daddy-long-legs under our bed, I know cos I killed him the other night, scared the life outa me

Lots about at the moment

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"There’s a dead daddy-long-legs under our bed, I know cos I killed him the other night, scared the life outa me

Hopefully not his or her final resting place

could be worse one of those massive spiders on the move

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

Haven't cleaned under it a month or more.

2 Biscuits tins, 1 for change the othet 1 has money bags in it & holds the change in it until I cash it. 2 or 3 pair's of shoe's. So beer aswell.

Might drink them some time.

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By *ob0409Man
over a year ago

navan

A book called Supercharge your Memory that I purchased to read and then forgot where I put it.....

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

east cork

Baseball bat and a shotgun !

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A book called Supercharge your Memory that I purchased to read and then forgot where I put it..... "

Sleeping on it should help

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

A drawer of shoes and bags

A box of adult toys

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Probably a load of dust as we have an ottoman bed so its right to the ground. Im dreading the day i have to move it.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Work boots, a queening stool, five boxes of assorted sex toys, paddles, crops, restraints and whips. And one or two shoe boxes containing thigh high boots.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

Primarily two things, shoes amd shoe boxes!

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By *ob0409Man
over a year ago

navan

Ottoman beds are just wheelie bins by another name. And I know this having purchased one a week ago for a fellow house dweller and then wondered naively why the room was so clean.....

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

Socks that the dog has taken and left under there

No dust ....hoovered 2 weeks ago "

Similar to Bog

What is it with dogs and their sock piles?!!

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"Baseball bat and a shotgun !"

So instead of riding shotgun, your sleeping Shotgun.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Shoes, jocks, Adult toys and a Blow up lady just my luck she’s pregnant now lol.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'What lies beneath,

I'm sure a little dust, few pairs of good shoes and some foreign currency

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Usually me....hiding from the kids

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Nothing right now but up to a month ago there was a new gas hob under my bed. I bought it 2 years ago and I don't know how it got there so I eventually fitted it last month

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

A sleeping cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually me....hiding from the kids

Lol .. I hide in the shed

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Either dust or the boogeyman, I wonder would he give it a vacuum while he’s there.

The base of the bed is fairly low to the ground so not much can get underneath it

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By *eebeedee100Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

4 students

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 students

You can call me a student if ya wish lol

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"4 students

You can call me a student if ya wish lol

Your a student

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan

Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..

I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 students

You can call me a student if ya wish lol

Your a student

Yippie lol cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 students

You can call me a student if ya wish lol

Your a student

Are you excited over me pm pic lol ?

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

A spider so bloody big I've now figured out where all my shoes have gone missing to.... the fecker was wearing them

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By *eebeedee100Couple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan

Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..

I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident…..

Too heavy for me to lift and hoover and the same time. Anyway it's what happens in and on the bed that matters, not what's underneath, eh

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"4 students

You can call me a student if ya wish lol

Your a student

Are you excited over me pm pic lol ?"

Lol yeh - yellow looks good on him

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By *ushin realityCouple
over a year ago

swords

King size bed with storage underneath so it's full of Summer clothes sheets and duvet covers Christmas crap and bed restraints

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"Usually me....hiding from the kids

Lol .. I hide in the shed

that's hubby's hiding spot too

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Either dust or the boogeyman, I wonder would he give it a vacuum while he’s there.

The base of the bed is fairly low to the ground so not much can get underneath it "

You'd be surprised

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"4 students

I hope they're paying rent

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"A spider so bloody big I've now figured out where all my shoes have gone missing to.... the fecker was wearing them

Some people's worst fears

I worry more about what's hiding in the closet though

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"4 students

I hope they're paying rent

Well they are earning their lodgings

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Dust. Anybody? No? Dust! Oh, and the odd sock, it's a divan

Thank God, I thought I was the only one…..

I haven’t checked, but I’m quietly confident…..

Too heavy for me to lift and hoover and the same time. Anyway it's what happens in and on the bed that matters, not what's underneath, eh

Weakling

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Usually me....hiding from the kids

Lol .. I hide in the shed

that's hubby's hiding spot too "

I think that's where most men hide

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"4 students

I hope they're paying rent

Well they are earning their lodgings

Pimp?

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"4 students

I hope they're paying rent

Well they are earning their lodgings

Pimp?

Cooking / washing / ironing/ hoovering etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually me....hiding from the kids

Lol .. I hide in the shed

that's hubby's hiding spot too

I think that's where most men hide

I'd some lovely meets in my shed while the kids were younger .. only with real fab friends,

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Just the carpet and probably the odd spider or two

There's no room for anything else .

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Have not hoovered under the bed in ages, dust, tissues, socks and god knows what else, I sure there is a few spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baseball bat and a shotgun !"

Jesus are you that far east Putin is not going too come in at night man

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Have not hoovered under the bed in ages, dust, tissues, socks and god knows what else, I sure there is a few spiders"

Make sure to keep your mouth shut tight at night

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By * la carte OP Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"4 students

I hope they're paying rent

Well they are earning their lodgings

Pimp?

Cooking / washing / ironing/ hoovering etc etc

That's called sl@ve labour

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Spare mattress, Fluff, coins...

The bed doesn't get moved as its a solid wood so weights a ton.

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