FabSwingers.com forum: Insults that made you laugh

By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Just wondering if anyone gets a giggle from insults received on here, whether funny or just bizarre, or words you've not heard for a long time?

Here's one from yesterday

Message: Hey

Reply: No thank you

Message: Fab Minger

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Being called a clown, I replied that I was delighted that all the years of clown collage hadn’t gone to waste and thanked them for noticing and for the support……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word message:

"Cunt"

Still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I heard that I like to use "if she/he had two heads, he/she'd be twice as thick!"

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

"One I heard that I like to use "if she/he had two heads, he/she'd be twice as thick!"

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ok. This we will be using from now on !! Lol ??

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

I refused a guy into the bar I was working at one night. In front of a queue of about 70-80 people he said "aah f**k you, you're only a fat Brian O'Driscoll anyway"

I didn't know whether to be insulted or complimented, but the people in the queue thought it was hilarious

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

Got a message from a guy one day that read as follows "straight here, would love to drain your cock". I very politely declined and he replied... OK but by the way if you will meet MF couples you're gay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I'm fat, like honestly I never knew

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Depends on who says it....but

I'll fuck the living daylights out of ya!

I could say yes to that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering if anyone gets a giggle from insults received on here, whether funny or just bizarre, or words you've not heard for a long time?

Here's one from yesterday

Message: Hey

Reply: No thank you

Message: Fab Minger

Fab minger is an Oxymoron, or maybe just the person who sent is

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

You’re just a shit Richie McCaw

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Been told I'm fat, like honestly I never knew "

Yeah I love being told women can't be 5ft 10 I must be a man

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

'Slapper' made me laugh, still does, blast from the past

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"I refused a guy into the bar I was working at one night. In front of a queue of about 70-80 people he said "aah f**k you, you're only a fat Brian O'Driscoll anyway"

I didn't know whether to be insulted or complimented, but the people in the queue thought it was hilarious

Compliment I'd say

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"You’re just a shit Richie McCaw"

Also a compliment

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Him: Hi sexy, wanna meet?

Me: I don't meet at the drop of a hat.

Him: cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him: Hi sexy, wanna meet?

Me: I don't meet at the drop of a hat.

Him: cunt"

Me: two hats ?

Rude doesn't ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Hey SexyBuoy I'm horny send me a face pic

* Sorry I don't send face pics after first message

* F*** you so you f***** pussy!!

I laughed and then realised this "female" profile was actually some bloke

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Northsider

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Dub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northsider

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...ouch...that must have really stung!! Haha!!

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By *asygoingguy93Man
over a year ago

kildare

A girl I knew from school met me on a night out told me she was into me and constantly flirting and I never noticed she ended it with “what do you think your dicks for ..watering the plants “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dub"

Oi!! That's a compliment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some are hilarious

Him...wanna meet

Me... No thanks

Him...."Get over yer self love your a slapper on fab swinnger"

You have to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are hilarious

Him...wanna meet

Me... No thanks

Him...."Get over yer self love your a slapper on fab swinnger"

You have to laugh

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I can see him now wasted down the local disco at 2am, reeking of piss, the "I shot JR" tshirt over the dirty jeans and he grabbing anyone that moves.. what a charmer!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Dub

Oi!! That's a compliment!!

That's exactly what a dub would say!

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By *lavemale66Man
over a year ago

Carlow

The mention of Dubs and northsiders reminds me of a southside bloke being arsey with a northise bloke when the northsider put down the southsider with " Northside women have more balls than southside men"

I thought it was hilarious

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By *oman StringerMan
over a year ago

Sallynoggin

[Removed by poster at 15/09/23 21:12:04]

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By *oman StringerMan
over a year ago

Sallynoggin

My granny used to say to me:

"If brains were shite, you'd be constipated"

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Met a lad in a pub in macroom one...

Tis rural there...a fine big farmer lad says....

Him: "Do you want me to talk dirty"

Me: Ahem

Him: "I haven't washed in a week"

I actually spilled my drink laughing

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By *oman StringerMan
over a year ago

Sallynoggin

"Dub"
right in the feels

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

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...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

fantastic!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

Can you let us know when you add more? I think there’s a few new ones since I read them last….

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

These are great! My favourite so far isn't an insult per se but it still makes me laugh, years later:

"hay bbe u do anl"

I'm still not sure if it was a question, statement, suggestion, instruction or other!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Three

What ya mean three.

I could easily do four at my ease

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt

My fav was when he said he’d rather wank hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother should of swallowed you

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt

My fav was when he said he’d rather wank hahaha "

Oh good

There are some new ones

Jesus!!

The one about your future lineage is a bit 'out there'

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Getting called a fat C***t was funny especially after I had surgery which meant I was anything but fat

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

4 word response:

'You have big ears'

(Probably shouldn't be drawing attention to this insult, as others might now be looking to see for themselves

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Howled though

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"I just post them all on my profile, they’re gas

...You must have chuffed to be called a stuck up cockeyed c*nt

My fav was when he said he’d rather wank hahaha

Oh good

There are some new ones

Jesus!!

The one about your future lineage is a bit 'out there'

That is from my biggest fan. He keeps making new profiles to tell me how useless I am as I don’t have children, I’m not really sure why he thinks I don’t have kids. But sure look, I’d love to have the time he does

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"These are great! My favourite so far isn't an insult per se but it still makes me laugh, years later:

"hay bbe u do anl"

I'm still not sure if it was a question, statement, suggestion, instruction or other!"

I'm keeping this. It's so efficient!

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

Plenty of weird and gross comments and replies on Fab but the one that still makes us laugh:

SeeK going to a new stylist and being called, "oppressor" when he heard her English accent

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Plenty of weird and gross comments and replies on Fab but the one that still makes us laugh:

SeeK going to a new stylist and being called, "oppressor" when he heard her English accent

SeeK = K*

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
48 weeks ago

Kildare

Today's gem in response to 'No thank you'

No titted disproportional cum slut saggy looking yoke

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By *easingTimMan
48 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Paraphrasing here...

"Tim you are obviously gay and looking for men because you're showing your bum on your profile pic"

Him

"No, it's a creative cheeky photo. Anyway, best of luck with the new album there Bieber"

(...with his sun glasses on, he was a dead ringer for JB

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By *ichael CoolMan
48 weeks ago

unknown

I was told I wouldn't know what way a lift was going if I had two guesses

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By *om TangoMan
48 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Few have called me a wanker ??. Had to check if they were watching me in the window. Unfortunately never caught them yet but I still watch out for them. Some day I will catch who’s watching me

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By *rRiosMan
48 weeks ago

dublin

I’m getting closer and closer to believing that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

When he finally figured I wasn't gonna meet him....he tells me "you're too chunky for me anyway"....

I was never called that before ....

CHUNKY

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By *leasurer77Man
48 weeks ago

Athlone

A female vet told me an old farmer she helped pull a calf gave her a lovely compliment that she was a fine manly woman.

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By *huCullainMan
48 weeks ago

Rathowen

"Today's gem in response to 'No thank you'

No titted disproportional cum slut saggy looking yoke"

Don't mind him. I'd ride ya

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

“Youse are only frigid queers anyway!”

Still laugh when I think about it

Love how toxic “nice” guys turn when told, “You are not the sex droid we’re looking for”. If only the Jedi mind trick worked

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
48 weeks ago

Hell

Flappy fanny. In response to a no thanks.

I put it on my profile because it made me laugh so much lol

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
48 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Someone once called me big bird (from sesame Street) during a football match

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By *abrielle43 OP Woman
48 weeks ago

Kildare

"Someone once called me big bird (from sesame Street) during a football match "

Haha, one of the doormen at a nightclub used to call me that

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By *andy and ZukoCouple
48 weeks ago

Dublin

I (Sandy) was told that my arse was obscene.

I enjoyed that

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By *ealitybitesMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast

When I first started using the forums I sent a facepic to a lovely couple who had started a Facepic Friday thread.

They replied to say I might be hot if I wasn't Irish.

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By *andy and ZukoCouple
48 weeks ago

Dublin

"When I first started using the forums I sent a facepic to a lovely couple who had started a Facepic Friday thread.

They replied to say I might be hot if I wasn't Irish. "

Jesus Christ

ahaha

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
48 weeks ago

Midlands

Insult: I wad told I had a face only a mother could love.

My reply: how did you know I banged your ma.

. She was cute but very cocky

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
48 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

You're "just a couple of fatties"

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