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By *electableicecream OP   Man
over a year ago

The West

How you you describe your own bio?

Is it honest and open?

Witty, self deprecating, sarcastic?

Do you have a long list of no's?

Does it really represent you or is it tweaked to maximize your chances of engagement?

Most importantly, are you happy with it?

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

We would call ours straight forward and selective. Always helps out the people who read it very easily.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I would say mine is honest and tells people what I’m looking for, giving them an idea of my personality. I hate negative profiles so I have done my best to avoid any negativity and I’m happy with it at this moment in time.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Mines pretty spot on especially the first paragraph at present.

I haven't really edited the rest in a while but it still stands but if I can be bothered I might change it up a bit at some stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s honest and brief, the more i added to the bio the less engagement I got from other profiles. I’ve found the profiles with least amount written have the most veris….

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Pretty much who and what I am.

Some find it boring and some find it humourous which sums up my time on fab.

Haven't changed it in a long time mainly because I'm not meeting for personal reasons.

Haven't sent a message since the beginning of 2020 so my bio must be attractive to those who have made first contact with me.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

I've just done an update recently. I think mine shows I know what I want.

Hate the fact I have to have a long list of 'No's' but with all the possible filters on I'm still getting a load of messages. If only everyone would read them or stop chancing their arm....

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel mine is honest and easy to see what I am looking for

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"I've just done an update recently. I think mine shows I know what I want.

Hate the fact I have to have a long list of 'No's' but with all the possible filters on I'm still getting a load of messages. If only everyone would read them or stop chancing their arm....

B x"

A lot of nonos can be very off-putting but the nos are also accompanied by things that you like, then it's perfectly fine to me. Some will think it's snooty or bitchy but look, the ladies have the power and they are allowed to be choosy, just as everyone else is.

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By *electableicecream OP   Man
over a year ago

The West


"I've just done an update recently. I think mine shows I know what I want.

Hate the fact I have to have a long list of 'No's' but with all the possible filters on I'm still getting a load of messages. If only everyone would read them or stop chancing their arm....

B x

A lot of nonos can be very off-putting but the nos are also accompanied by things that you like, then it's perfectly fine to me. Some will think it's snooty or bitchy but look, the ladies have the power and they are allowed to be choosy, just as everyone else is."

How would you describe your profile?

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

Think it's an honest reflection of us and what we are looking for. Just wish people ( yes, I mean single guys) would read them. Would save them a good bit of time

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth

[Removed by poster at 11/09/23 14:48:31]

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By *on Draper2.0Man
over a year ago

Maynooth


"I've just done an update recently. I think mine shows I know what I want.

Hate the fact I have to have a long list of 'No's' but with all the possible filters on I'm still getting a load of messages. If only everyone would read them or stop chancing their arm....

B x

A lot of nonos can be very off-putting but the nos are also accompanied by things that you like, then it's perfectly fine to me. Some will think it's snooty or bitchy but look, the ladies have the power and they are allowed to be choosy, just as everyone else is.

How would you describe your profile?"

I'm a wheeling, dealing, pussy loving, booty pleasing, clown car driving, son of a gun! Wooooooooooooo!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Some small tweaks done.

Happy for now.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

A waste of time

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I hate mine but I think it’s pretty accurate…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wouldn't want to meet us, that's the idea

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

Mine is short and sweet and to the point...I can't read long essay profiles I always give up reading them after the first paragraph.so I wouldn't expect anyone to read mine if I did that..

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Im happy with it. More importantly others say they like it, and want to know more. It's working.

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By *ollo2015Man
over a year ago

Kinnitty


"How you you describe your own bio?

Boring

Is it honest and open?

Yes

Witty, self deprecating,

sarcastic?

No

Do you have a long list of no's?

No

Does it really represent you or is it tweaked to maximize your chances of engagement?

Yes, & not tweaked

Most importantly, are you happy with it?"

Yes, but seemingly very few other people are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing special

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

I've gone for the honest and open approach which hasn't been easy as I find that very difficult.

I don't think it entices or will appeal to the masses but I'm kinda liking how I'm starting to express myself through it.

I don't think they get read

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By *elle111Woman
over a year ago

NI


"I've gone for the honest and open approach which hasn't been easy as I find that very difficult.

I don't think it entices or will appeal to the masses but I'm kinda liking how I'm starting to express myself through it.

I don't think they get read "

I agree with you mine is what it is but some read and ignore then get ratty if I say no thanks. Unfortunately I’m just too bloody busy with life and when fab time kicks in there are lots of sexy people that I have met at parties or socials that I am ticking off my lists. Some I take longer to tick off than others and need to try again and again lol

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By *ford dudeMan
over a year ago

County

I like mine. Might be a little long but am still reasonably happy with it.

It's changed an awful lot than what it was starting out anyways!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Ours reads like an FAQ page, answering the questions we are asked most frequently!

So it's quite boring (like us) but informative and I think all bios should be informative when the person/couple has a good idea of what they want.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"How you you describe your own bio?

Is it honest and open?

Witty, self deprecating, sarcastic?

Do you have a long list of no's?

Does it really represent you or is it tweaked to maximize your chances of engagement?

Most importantly, are you happy with it?"

Switched mine up lightheartedly to sound like a Motor Car advertisement:

Not for sale or ownership. Rental considered.

Classic Irish Straight-Line Model.

One previous Careful owner.

Nothing in the boot. Modified engine with concealed Turbo Boost Facility.

Low Milage. Open to driving or being driven!

A few dents but excellent but excellent body work.

Hopefully this made you laugh, if so shoot me a txt, I don't bite (unless requested) (Straight male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours reads like an FAQ page, answering the questions we are asked most frequently!

So it's quite boring (like us) but informative and I think all bios should be informative when the person/couple has a good idea of what they want.

"

Your photos do your sales for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bio is similar to myself, a balance of humour and depravity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not changed my bio in ages. I don't think I will either as it represents me and what I would like to find.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre


"I've gone for the honest and open approach which hasn't been easy as I find that very difficult.

I don't think it entices or will appeal to the masses but I'm kinda liking how I'm starting to express myself through it.

I don't think they get read

I agree with you mine is what it is but some read and ignore then get ratty if I say no thanks. Unfortunately I’m just too bloody busy with life and when fab time kicks in there are lots of sexy people that I have met at parties or socials that I am ticking off my lists. Some I take longer to tick off than others and need to try again and again lol "

Well there's no harm in double ticking a list just to be absolutely satisfied that all has been thoroughly ticked correctly.

Beautiful photos (and I did read your profile).

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I havent changed mine much since I joined.

Its honest, with some witticisms thrown in.

The search for my poetry writing barista sommelier continues.. All tongue in cheek of course...

I think personality comes through more on the forums as its less cultivated of course.

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

I would describe mine as lyrical never seen the point in putting much else there, I still get messages telling me they have read my bio and they think we will be a good match, but for people who recognise the lyrics it’s a good opener and talking point for a first message so I’m happy enough

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

It’s perfect

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

I’m a mattress tester in my spare time. Great Way to test them and the quality of springs etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines simple and direct.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone in the thread read the other posters Bio?

I have x

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Has anyone in the thread read the other posters Bio?

I have x "

I don’t know what people have against reading bio’s, if I’m looking at a profile I’m reading the bio too.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on "

First time I've read yours ...very good ...Id still risk a coffee if you would

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Has anyone in the thread read the other posters Bio?

I have x

I don’t know what people have against reading bio’s, if I’m looking at a profile I’m reading the bio too."

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on "

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like reading what people have to say. Some are so full of themselves that they makes me laugh. Then others I really find fascinating. It doesn't matter how long or short a Bio, As a couple of short descriptive sentences can really draw me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what mood I'm in sometimes I upload funny ones. Most don't read them anyway.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it…."

I remember that - the thread didn't get much traction unfortunately, which just goes to show... but delighted it got results though you would have seen them anyway

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I like reading what people have to say. Some are so full of themselves that they makes me laugh. Then others I really find fascinating. It doesn't matter how long or short a Bio, As a couple of short descriptive sentences can really draw me in. "

Me too, and when I find the ones looking for a face pic, I message them with “face pic as requested” in the message subject, and then attach a picture of my arse……….

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Mines the gospel according to Hardy new testament

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it….

I remember that - the thread didn't get much traction unfortunately, which just goes to show... but delighted it got results though you would have seen them anyway "

Probably didn’t get much traction because I seem to have killed it….

But I found it……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines the gospel according to Hardy new testament "

No better buachaill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like reading what people have to say. Some are so full of themselves that they makes me laugh. Then others I really find fascinating. It doesn't matter how long or short a Bio, As a couple of short descriptive sentences can really draw me in.

Me too, and when I find the ones looking for a face pic, I message them with “face pic as requested” in the message subject, and then attach a picture of my arse………. "

I send a photo of fiona from Shrek

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it….

I remember that - the thread didn't get much traction unfortunately, which just goes to show... but delighted it got results though you would have seen them anyway

Probably didn’t get much traction because I seem to have killed it….

But I found it…… "

And killed it again

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it….

I remember that - the thread didn't get much traction unfortunately, which just goes to show... but delighted it got results though you would have seen them anyway

Probably didn’t get much traction because I seem to have killed it….

But I found it……

And killed it again "

Beat me to it

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By *electableicecream OP   Man
over a year ago

The West

I'm happy my own bio. I spent ages tweaking to be honest. Months. But I'm like that with anything I write or create.

I feel like it's honest, long enough to have a decent picture of me and short enough to be memorable.

And I read bios. All of them. I love it.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"Looooooong so it doesn't get read by most . BUT those that do and then contact us often have entertaining opening messages so you non-reading, non-humoured feckers can jog right on

I remember you asking people to write and post an honest bio, not that my current bio isn’t honest, but I did, just with more detail, and posted it.

I got some great messages and had some great chats with people because of it….

I remember that - the thread didn't get much traction unfortunately, which just goes to show... but delighted it got results though you would have seen them anyway

Probably didn’t get much traction because I seem to have killed it….

But I found it……

And killed it again

Beat me to it "

Fuckers……

And thankfully I didn’t……

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By *elle111Woman
over a year ago

NI


"I've gone for the honest and open approach which hasn't been easy as I find that very difficult.

I don't think it entices or will appeal to the masses but I'm kinda liking how I'm starting to express myself through it.

I don't think they get read

I agree with you mine is what it is but some read and ignore then get ratty if I say no thanks. Unfortunately I’m just too bloody busy with life and when fab time kicks in there are lots of sexy people that I have met at parties or socials that I am ticking off my lists. Some I take longer to tick off than others and need to try again and again lol

Well there's no harm in double ticking a list just to be absolutely satisfied that all has been thoroughly ticked correctly.

Beautiful photos (and I did read your profile). "

yes tick tick and tick again lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours tells what we're looking for. And what we're not looking for - although somehow most of that seems to be written in invisible ink for some people. Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my profile is OK as it is?

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

I've changed my a few times, sence I joint here & more than likely I'll change it again, sometime in the future. I know it's fairly alright. It's an honest bio of me as a person. I don't see the point in trying to fit in or trying to con others(so to speak) to think I'm someone that I'm not. Anyway's it'll do for now & if people don't like it. That's up to them.

I do look at other profiles & read them fully. I've stopped messaging profiles now. Unless it's to do with a game or something on the forum. As I feel there's enough head wrecker's messaging them. So I mainly Fab a pic/s or a video & leave them along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed my a few times, sence I joint here & more than likely I'll change it again, sometime in the future. I know it's fairly alright. It's an honest bio of me as a person. I don't see the point in trying to fit in or trying to con others(so to speak) to think I'm someone that I'm not. Anyway's it'll do for now & if people don't like it. That's up to them.

I do look at other profiles & read them fully. I've stopped messaging profiles now. Unless it's to do with a game or something on the forum. As I feel there's enough head wrecker's messaging them. So I mainly Fab a pic/s or a video & leave them along. "

This

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford


"I've changed my a few times, sence I joint here & more than likely I'll change it again, sometime in the future. I know it's fairly alright. It's an honest bio of me as a person. I don't see the point in trying to fit in or trying to con others(so to speak) to think I'm someone that I'm not. Anyway's it'll do for now & if people don't like it. That's up to them.

I do look at other profiles & read them fully. I've stopped messaging profiles now. Unless it's to do with a game or something on the forum. As I feel there's enough head wrecker's messaging them. So I mainly Fab a pic/s or a video & leave them along.

This "

Are you TRYING to steal my post Lou?(JOKING)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've changed my a few times, sence I joint here & more than likely I'll change it again, sometime in the future. I know it's fairly alright. It's an honest bio of me as a person. I don't see the point in trying to fit in or trying to con others(so to speak) to think I'm someone that I'm not. Anyway's it'll do for now & if people don't like it. That's up to them.

I do look at other profiles & read them fully. I've stopped messaging profiles now. Unless it's to do with a game or something on the forum. As I feel there's enough head wrecker's messaging them. So I mainly Fab a pic/s or a video & leave them along.

This

Are you TRYING to steal my post Lou?(JOKING) "

Not at all sorry

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By *electableicecream OP   Man
over a year ago

The West

Get a room you two

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