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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hi there!

Collecting excuses on Fab is turning out to be quite the hobby. My collection isn't huge yet, so I thought I'd ask you for some more creative reasons. I'm pretty sure this will work 100%, because if you don't want to share, you'll come up with an excuse for that, right?

Here are a few excuses I've got in my collection so far:

* Health issues

* Going to a wedding

* Locking keys in a rented van

* Dealing with a leaking boiler and waiting for a technician to fix it

Got any more gems to add?

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Watching the rugby so haven't time to answer

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Do I need one?!?

My granny's hamster died

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Do I need one?!?

My granny's hamster died "

adding to list

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I would but I don't like having my arse bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy atm ask me later

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Busy atm ask me later "

Shit happens, but I thought all Fabs are good at it.

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I would but I don't like having my arse bothered. "

Good try, but my arse also doesn't want to be bothered.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

It looks like its going to rain.

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By *ickyAthleticMan
over a year ago

Galway

Had the leak in the house one. At the time thought it was genuine but in hindsight.....

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow. "

Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.

I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.

She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here.

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland


"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.

Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.

I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.

She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here."

. Maybe she will read this!

Can we ask her for her comments?

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By *isnameismargaretMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.

Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.

I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.

She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here.

. Maybe she will read this!

Can we ask her for her comments? "

If her father allows it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was an excuse great but most of mine were ghosting and ignorance on day of supposed meet

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow.

Had one about five years ago which went against my general rule about meeting anyone under 30 and probably solidified it. She was 25, I travelled all the way to a different town, she was texting me all the way to her front door.

I ring the doorbell and she must not have liked the look of me as there was no answer but a message a few minutes later to say her father had just rang and was on his way over.

She had insisted the whole time that I didn't have to bother with a face pic but decided looking through a spy hole she didn't fancy fish eyed distorted me. Big lesson for me. She's still very active on here."

Ah dude ... I'm sure your fish like eyes are lovely

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By *southguyMan
over a year ago

D18

"Im not meeting at the moment"

*posting status updates about meeting people*

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By *nneBWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I’m Calving (like they weren’t pregnant / expecting yesterday?)

The worst one was, “I’ve invited you to my home. What if you steal something?” Uhhh bye.

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Back when I was a single male here it was my period just arrived. Bare in mind the meet was only sorted the day before. I have cancelled meets myself so I'm not a saint in that department. The best excuse I gave was I didn't trust her after I found out she was trying to catfish me with a fake male profile she and her mate had set up. Still to this day I have no clue why she did it as I am straight as an arrow. "

Anyway, it's always a pleasure when someone pays attention to you, even in this unconventional way.

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"The worst one was, “I’ve invited you to my home. What if you steal something?” Uhhh bye."

...steal his heart, maybe!?

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare


"It looks like its going to rain. "

I've just looked outside and it's raining

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By *iraeire OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"It looks like its going to rain.

I've just looked outside and it's raining "

The same today, so it's a good excuse - it was raining

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By *im44Man
over a year ago

traveling with work, but mainly Ovens Cork

Gotta collect the kids

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