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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Thinking of hiding my profile for a while. Exhausted by all the pushy ladies of Fab.

They must all be butchers by trade as I just feel like a piece of meat.

'Free now?' They'll ask, I'm a human being, not a taxi app.

Unsolicited vagina pics? My inbox is fullva of the vulva.

'You're nearby, wanna meet?' I'm a man and need at least 15 minutes to get myself ready, I didn't wake up like this, so no.

Fancy a quickie? The biggest organ is the brain. Engage it then hopefully something else turns into the biggest organ and then we'll talk.

'I love your pictures, I'd love to squirt all over your face/chest.' Get to know me as a person or I'll just be wet and full of regret.

I know the ratio of men to women on here is vastly weighted man heavy, driving the ladies wild with choice but please consider we men are sensitive creatures with feelings.

Manners and a little seduction are what's best to get our socks in a heap on your bedroom floors.

Peace out and here's to finding that special woman who'll treat the thousands of desperate guys on Fab with the respect we deserve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you leave your socks on

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

If she's into it

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

The thing that gets me is how they handle rejection.

I should be able to say no thanks to a women without having to explain myself!

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Agreed. Then when they keep sending messages which turn ugly after a few no replies.

"You're nothing but a bollocks."

"You're an ugly man anyway."

The entitlement is off the charts.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's the fact they keep replying to my messages. Apparently they feel obliged to do so.

Like who does that shit?

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

In fairness guys do same thing to females if they say No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all guys

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

I didn't say all ....

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"In fairness guys do same thing to females if they say No "

That's the joke.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

I'm sure there's better things to be at !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!! I had no idea you guys went through so much

I can't believe there are women here who would treat you like that. It's almost as if they think if they keep at you you'll somehow change your mind. Or if they send you the exact same message a couple of weeks after the first one they sent - which you didn't reply to because it didn't warrant it for whatever reason you deemed fit - you'll want them to rub their boobies in your face this time.

Women. Pfft!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of dumbass would waste their time messaging people who don't reply, be as far on stick a note in a bottle and chuck it off a cliff

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Here, here, rest your weary head on my bosom

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Wow!! I had no idea you guys went through so much

I can't believe there are women here who would treat you like that. It's almost as if they think if they keep at you you'll somehow change your mind. Or if they send you the exact same message a couple of weeks after the first one they sent - which you didn't reply to because it didn't warrant it for whatever reason you deemed fit - you'll want them to rub their boobies in your face this time.

Women. Pfft!!!"

Sometimes I think the women of Fab don't see the hoards of men as human beings at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here, here, rest your weary head on my bosom "

Ja gerne

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"What kind of dumbass would waste their time messaging people who don't reply, be as far on stick a note in a bottle and chuck it off a cliff "
guys do

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Guys message sometimes just a dick pic not even a message

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

If I see one more boob with a piece of fruit beside it for scale so help me

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Some people really don’t have a sarcasm radar do they

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"If I see one more boob with a piece of fruit beside it for scale so help me"

Put the fruit next to your head to show the size of your brain next time, that might impress us.

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Some people really don’t have a sarcasm radar do they "

Don't know the meaning of the word you evil temptress.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

That attitude is why guys get no were..

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway


"That attitude is why guys get no were..

"

You do know that all this is in jest?

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

I do but to say females are pushy when some guys are to

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"I do but to say females are pushy when some guys are to"

Once again, you know all this is in jest? Taking the piss out of men entirely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shocking carry on

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Shocking carry on "

Are you one of these pushy women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shocking carry on

Are you one of these pushy women?"

Yep how did you guess

I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

We're ones with the whips lol

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Some of them don't even shave their hooha's!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Here, here, rest your weary head on my bosom "

Do the m&ms come with the said bosom?

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Shocking carry on

Are you one of these pushy women?

Yep how did you guess

I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember "

The cats out of the bag.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"If I see one more boob with a piece of fruit beside it for scale so help me

Put the fruit next to your head to show the size of your brain next time, that might impress us."

If I was honest, it would be a blueberry at best

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Here, here, rest your weary head on my bosom

Do the m&ms come with the said bosom? "

Long eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shocking carry on

Are you one of these pushy women?

Yep how did you guess

I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember

The cats out of the bag."

Be the first time in years

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Shocking carry on

Are you one of these pushy women?

Yep how did you guess

I've sent more pics of my pussy than I care to remember

The cats out of the bag.

Be the first time in years "

What is rare is wonderful.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"fullva of the vulva"

I'm assuming you meant to type that... brilliant

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


""fullva of the vulva"

I'm assuming you meant to type that... brilliant "

You shouldn't assume but in this case yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""fullva of the vulva"

I'm assuming you meant to type that... brilliant "

Tis a real problem for us lads, was watching a bit of David Attenborough, saw one hippo yawning and it just gave me flashbacks of my inbox

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By *oman StringerMan
over a year ago

Sallynoggin

It says 'inbox', not 'in your box'. It's not an invite, gawd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to bulk delete my messages. 410 this morning at 9am. it's ridiculous ladies. another 300 at 7pm.

please read my profile. face pics only please. my inbox is more like a box of flaps at the moment. I know what a vagina looks like, c'mon seriously?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork


"Here, here, rest your weary head on my bosom

Do the m&ms come with the said bosom?

Long eaten "

And it had such promise

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin

It's got to the stage I can't drive through a tunnel without getting Fab PM flashbacks.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send. "

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

"

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time "

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him."

See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up.

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By *ootlooseMan
over a year ago

kildare

Fulva of vulva.. love it, hilarious

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.

See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up. "

But did you send the repeat messages of the same thing. That always works

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By *isnameismargaret OP   Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.

See what I mean about the being so fussy. I just call ye all Jim that way I won't get ye mixed up. "

I would have thought a Bo would be looking for her Dudley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

"

Oh I'm robbing that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him."

If I had a pound for every time I was called Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fecks sake. You guys are just so fussy,don't you know it's a sex site and we are all here for the same reason. I sometimes even read your profiles before I send a message but do ye have to be so rude and ignore all the messages I send.

But it's always the same message..hey Hun , I'll sit on your face and rub you out like a bad mistake ...I'm in your area right now

Well it's easier to copy and paste than think up a new one all the time

Bo, if I've told you once I've told you a dozen times, if you're going to copy and paste at least change the name.

I don't know who Jim is but I don't like feeling like I'm the 2nd, 3rd, 4th choice after him.

If I had a pound for every time I was called Jim "

don't get me started on those Jim bunnies

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