FabSwingers.com forum: The Limericks Thread

By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Limerick : a humorous poem five lines long in which the first, second, and fifth lines have one rhyme and the third and fourth another.

Write a Limerick about the poster above. Use their name, bio and/or photos for inspiration!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

A man from the bog got to know us

He treated us all to some donuts

He's never been rude

And is often seen nude

And his balls are as big as some brass nuts

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By *ames2020JamesMan
over a year ago

airport

Hi, will be heading to limerick city Monday the 18th to get car serviced, looking for a good hotel to stay in and have fun, any recommendations would be greatly appreciated

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Hi, will be heading to limerick city Monday the 18th to get car serviced, looking for a good hotel to stay in and have fun, any recommendations would be greatly appreciated "

A man he not read the thread

The thread was certainly not read

His car does he need to get serviced

And some fun he would have in hotels best

But he won't find here lest the threads dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delectable had quite the dream,

A beautiful girl he did ream,

He fucked her a bit,

Heard a super split,

As she came apart at the seam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

It does get tiring to read

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

It does get tiring to read "

Billy's unhappy with Bog

And thinks he's a wanky old dog

The insult to his place

Was a slap in the face

Now he's hopping around like a frog.

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

In Summer Bay he'd rather be

With Karly down by the sea

In The Diner he'd sit

Not fully legit

Cos he has a Mrs you see!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

It does get tiring to read

Billy's unhappy with Bog

And thinks he's a wanky old dog

The insult to his place

Was a slap in the face

Now he's hopping around like a frog.

McCarthy's been on here a while

Others he does try to rile

If he'd just join in the fun

And pardon the pun

But it's your bum that produces this pile

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

McCarthy's been on here a while

Others he does try to rile

If he'd just join in the fun

And pardon the pun

But it's your bum that produces this pile"

Delectable sings quite a song

Though the facts in the lyrics are wrong

He surely will melt

As he stands in his pelt

At his window, admiring his dong.

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By *ealcoupleCouple
over a year ago

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

It does get tiring to read "

Tiring but not entirely untrue lol *dont come at me

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something Something da da da

Something Something vaginas

You're welcome!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Limericks for Limerick, the town of the ashes

The stabbings and horses, burned cars and the clashes.

The rugby is huge

On the river they cruise

The sun rises o'er the past of it's sadness

* Written by Limerick man.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

Bog knows us both too well,

Proud Limerick people he can tell,

We gave you Michael D,

and The Home of rugby,

4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

Bog knows us both too well,

Proud Limerick people he can tell,

We gave you Michael D,

and The Home of rugby,

4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well

Bravo

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

There was a monk from siberia

Whose morals were a little inferior,

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

Bog knows us both too well,

Proud Limerick people he can tell,

We gave you Michael D,

and The Home of rugby,

4-in-a-row and The Cranberries as well

A lovely couple from limerick are ye

That gave us the cranberries

Four in a row for yer hurlers

Ye’ll always remind us

But we love the banks of the lee

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

I've fangirled _ofusplus a long time

Got finally introduced by a friend of mine

Two people, nicer you couldn't meet

I was chatting, glued to my seat

And we all had a glass of wine

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

There once was a BORDERMAN

Who done what only a BORDERMAN can

He's apparently not a bad egg

He's not going to make you beg

It's the one and only BORDERMAN man

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Lolly's for PDI in October

We're all gonna big-time miss her

Cos she's a sound oul skin

As cute as a pin

Let's hope she has fun shouting 'HARDER'

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Lollypop fizzy pop

A bubbly lady not a snob

Speaks her mind

Acts so kind

Never wastes a drop

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"There once was a BORDERMAN

Who done what only a BORDERMAN can

He's apparently not a bad egg

He's not going to make you beg

It's the one and only BORDERMAN man"

Very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a guy from Wrexham.

who had muscles, and could flex em,

when he heard music he sang along

dancing in a cute thong,

now everyone on fab respects kim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

him"

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

2 of us plus

Never make a fuss

Their game is on point

There bodies are joint

And I'd like hear them say join us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream is a must

In you the girls trust

To deliver with thrust

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Ice cream is a must

In you the girls trust

To deliver with thrust

I laughed out loud. Thank you

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Delectable icecream has a mop.

Which he wears all in curls on top.

His beard is well trimmed.

And he likes to get rimmed.

But after a while he shouts stop.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"There once was a guy from Wrexham.

who had muscles, and could flex em,

when he heard music he sang along

dancing in a cute thong,

now everyone on fab respects kim

Thank you

A pint next time in kk..

Dame Alice k. Or left bank

That is if they're still there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done everyone great limericks

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"2 of us plus

Never make a fuss

Their game is on point

There bodies are joint

And I'd like hear them say join us.

Excellent

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

They say just take me

Fill full lick a sloppy

No bones about it

Deep inside, don't quit

A limerick orgy!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Delectable icecream has a mop.

Which he wears all in curls on top.

His beard is well trimmed.

And he likes to get rimmed.

But after a while he shouts stop.

Love it

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

A Limerick Limerick (Part two):

Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,

Great for a meet with the finest totty,

If you're looking for a ride,

we've got a horse outside,

Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"Delectable icecream has a mop.

Which he wears all in curls on top.

His beard is well trimmed.

And he likes to get rimmed.

But after a while he shouts stop.

Love it

There once was a lad named Delectible

Whos profile was nice and respectable

We dont look for men

But if we ever do again

You can bet his sweet cheeks hes selectable

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"A Limerick Limerick (Part two):

Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,

Great for a meet with the finest totty,

If you're looking for a ride,

we've got a horse outside,

Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!

Theres a couple named _ofusplus

And their bodies make perving a must

So we creep willy nilly

While i play with my willy

And got Ann in the eye when i bust

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"A Limerick Limerick (Part two):

Limerick's the home of Irish coffee,

Great for a meet with the finest totty,

If you're looking for a ride,

we've got a horse outside,

Or drive your Honda Civic to the Treaty county!

Theres a couple named _ofusplus

And their bodies make perving a must

So we creep willy nilly

While i play with my willy

And got Ann in the eye when i bust

I watching silence of the lambs with the scene in the mental hospital when I read this

Howling here

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

Limericks the finest City by far

Most Jackeens get lost going by car

The crowd by the Lee

This, they hate to see

But their city is just not on a par!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Was waiting on _ofusplus to give out if anyone said it was an awful place

Limericks the finest City by far

Most Jackeens get lost going by car

The crowd by the Lee

This, they hate to see

But their city is just not on a par!

There once was a man from the West.

Who in trying to knock Cork did his best.

But what he needs to know.

It's a nice place to go.

Yes the town by the Lee beats the rest.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Excellent limericks everyone!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

There was a man called bardgerbroc

In yellow jocks he warmed his cock

He's searching for exotic

Gymfit and not neurotic

Yet his humour might get him the block!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

You know your food for the sole A la Carte!

FILTHY NIGHTS shoots straight from the heart

Bogs good for food

Come4fun lifts the mood

And sure I'm just a cunt from the start

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Bitemeagain is always at it,

Arguing and dismissing, he'll never quit,

Some say he's a troll,

He says "in me Hole!",

"Sure I'm only doing some PhD research"

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Bitemeagain is always at it,

Arguing and dismissing, he'll never quit,

Some say he's a troll,

He says "in me Hole!",

"Sure I'm only doing some PhD research"

There's the _ofusplus me...

A threesome we'd definitely be ...

We'd both bend her over,

One at the arse, one at the shoulder...

Til she cums and she'd then make us tea!!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Bitemeagain is always at it,

Arguing and dismissing, he'll never quit,

Some say he's a troll,

He says "in me Hole!",

"Sure I'm only doing some PhD research"

Poor 2ofus just don't get a limerick

Yet you almost kinda nearly did it

You let yourself down

Cause your tongue too brown

You know that ass dosnt need you to lick it

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Swing 4 Lou she has a clue

To do nothing much about adoo

Always a pleasure

To have such a treasure

In all threads for me and you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are hilarious

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"There was a man called bardgerbroc

In yellow jocks he warmed his cock

He's searching for exotic

Gymfit and not neurotic

Yet his humour might get him the block!

Absolutely spot on!

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Inquisitive lady's so classy

Never you'd guess she so Sassy

A queen in men dream's

Yet she's more than she seems

She'll cut off your balls if you ask it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inquisitive lady's so classy

Never you'd guess she so Sassy

A queen in men dream's

Yet she's more than she seems

She'll cut off your balls if you ask it!

The best one by a mile

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"Delectable icecream has a mop.

Which he wears all in curls on top.

His beard is well trimmed.

And he likes to get rimmed.

But after a while he shouts stop.

Love it

There once was a lad named Delectible

Whos profile was nice and respectable

We dont look for men

But if we ever do again

You can bet his sweet cheeks hes selectable

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Swing 4 Lou is always a bestie.

In her pics she often is chesty.

She does love her banter.

And all the guys want her.

But she is much more into rugby.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Inquisitive is always a lady.

Who is on a path of discovery.

She may yet regret

That we have not met

But there's still time for her to invite me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inquisitive is always a lady.

Who is on a path of discovery.

She may yet regret

That we have not met

But there's still time for her to invite me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swing 4 Lou is always a bestie.

In her pics she often is chesty.

She does love her banter.

And all the guys want her.

But she is much more into rugby.

Thank you Broc you know me so well .. lou is chesty but loves her rugby balls lol

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Swing 4 Lou is always a bestie.

In her pics she often is chesty.

She does love her banter.

And all the guys want her.

But she is much more into rugby.

Thank you Broc you know me so well .. lou is chesty but loves her rugby balls lol"

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Sundays help round out the week

When we've all been too long on our feet ,

Open up your fab app

Give a wee rub or fap

And indulge in a little oul treat

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Ode to summers past

Down to the bog one fab day,

Two plus sods stood in the way,

We wanted ice cream and the lou,

No going home, there's turf to do.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

Ode to summers past

Down to the bog one fab day,

Two plus sods stood in the way,

We wanted ice cream and the lou,

No going home, there's turf to do.

Eloquence in word and deed

Castellos prose is all we need

To lift our hearts

With kind regards

This kindness plants a seed.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

There a chap called Delectable IceCream.

Who forgot to use his Lice Cream.

His man-bun was full of nits,

So he shaved it to bits.

Now his bald head has a nice gleam.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"There a chap called Delectable IceCream.

Who forgot to use his Lice Cream.

His man-bun was full of nits,

So he shaved it to bits.

Now his bald head has a nice gleam."

Carrot in a box

Is clever as a fox

A veg is his member

Her bits do they tremble

And dinner is often just cocks!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Icecream is so nice to lick.

To cool you down it does the trick.

You can lick it and suck it.

From a tub or a bucket.

But should never be in a dic pic.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

This Fab is a wonderful site.

I am on it all day and all night.

But my eyes go myopic

When guys go off topic.

And end up just posting auld shite.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"This Fab is a wonderful site.

I am on it all day and all night.

But my eyes go myopic

When guys go off topic.

And end up just posting auld shite.

Brill

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

What a beautiful girl's LillyD.

Who has such magnificent T's.

When she posted that pic.

It did things to my dic.

And I hope one day those T's to see.

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