FabSwingers.com forum: Fab mysteries

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People you've met socially who message about once a month, you reply, they read it and that's it for another month

Other ones?

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By *ebel_LionMan
over a year ago

cork

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What colour some dresses are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What colour some dresses are "

Black is always a safe option

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

You get winked, you return the wink and then nothing. Don't they know the protocol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages "

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get winked, you return the wink and then nothing. Don't they know the protocol?

Just confirms my theory that winking is the lazy option

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

Absolutely this dont understand it at all

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

You get winked but they are very specifically looking for a bi female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

Oooh, deeply mysterious

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You get winked, you return the wink and then nothing. Don't they know the protocol?

Just confirms my theory that winking is the lazy option"

Or they've just posted a new pic

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Someone that looks at your profile every friday night for 2 years and says nothing

People from England or America looking at my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You get winked, you return the wink and then nothing. Don't they know the protocol?

Just confirms my theory that winking is the lazy option

Or they've just posted a new pic

Isn't that what status updates are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank"

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

A blank profile getting in touch every few weeks,asking a few questions then deleting the profile.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

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Deleted comments are always a bit mysterious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour some dresses are "

I don't wear dresses phew .. some of my pics are a vest top from Penny's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blank profile getting in touch every few weeks,asking a few questions then deleting the profile."

Hmm what kind of questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!"

Sorry for the delayed reply , I was busy there tapping myself in the belly and rubbing my head in a circular motion at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!

Sorry for the delayed reply , I was busy there tapping myself in the belly and rubbing my head in a circular motion at the same time

Will expect a video upload

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!

Sorry for the delayed reply , I was busy there tapping myself in the belly and rubbing my head in a circular motion at the same time

Arent you supposed to rub your belly and tap your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!

Sorry for the delayed reply , I was busy there tapping myself in the belly and rubbing my head in a circular motion at the same time

Will expect a video upload"

Shur jaysus , how would I ,the 2 hands are flat out , and the phone doesn't recognise the big toe print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who keep viewing your profile but don't respond to messages

Ah that's easy,the humour went off them after the wank

Winking and wanking simultaneously is a hard task. Its widely known us fellas aren't the best multitaskers

So I've heard!!

Sorry for the delayed reply , I was busy there tapping myself in the belly and rubbing my head in a circular motion at the same time

Arent you supposed to rub your belly and tap your head?

I'm a daredevil ...like to mix it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"A blank profile getting in touch every few weeks,asking a few questions then deleting the profile.

Hmm what kind of questions?"

All sorts. Specific though. What are you looking for on fab. Have you attended any parties. Are you bi. Whereabouts in Galway do you live.

Pretty sure it's the same person. Quite likely someone I blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blank profile getting in touch every few weeks,asking a few questions then deleting the profile.

Hmm what kind of questions?

All sorts. Specific though. What are you looking for on fab. Have you attended any parties. Are you bi. Whereabouts in Galway do you live.

Pretty sure it's the same person. Quite likely someone I blocked."

Most likely the same person alright, there are some special cases here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Too busy fapping instead of fabbing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Too busy fapping instead of fabbing!!"

Suppose multitasking is not for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Too busy fapping instead of fabbing!!

Suppose multitasking is not for everyone

See above!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Too busy fapping instead of fabbing!!

Suppose multitasking is not for everyone

See above!"

Gotcha

I just read it haha x

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite."

Ah no. The invisible fab handbook clearly states that winks must be exchanged.

Have I got this totally wrong?

Have I been cock blocking myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite.

Ah no. The invisible fab handbook clearly states that winks must be exchanged.

Have I got this totally wrong?

Have I been cock blocking myself?"

Probably!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Just fabbed some photo's in case it's me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Just fabbed some photo's in case it's me

I love bringing people together

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Just fabbed some photo's in case it's me

I love bringing people together "

I've no more of yours to fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Just fabbed some photo's in case it's me

I love bringing people together

I've no more of yours to fab

And no more donuts either apparently

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why one photo this week was only looked at by UK accounts

Or those who check your profile almost every day and can't be arsed fabbing any pics ...makes u wonder

Just fabbed some photo's in case it's me

I love bringing people together

I've no more of yours to fab

And no more donuts either apparently

I'll definitely change that in the next few weeks

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite.

Ah no. The invisible fab handbook clearly states that winks must be exchanged.

Have I got this totally wrong?

Have I been cock blocking myself?"

If a guy winks a couple or a woman and they wink back, he must message.

If a woman or couple winks a guy and he is interested, he must message. He need not wink as the couple/woman probably doesn’t look at winks.

Thems the rules

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The old verification mystery.

You know the one where they warn you off another fabber because they are dangerous or nasty but somehow fab displays a new veri from them.

Has to be a glitch in the matrix.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

People who can't read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite.

Ah no. The invisible fab handbook clearly states that winks must be exchanged.

Have I got this totally wrong?

Have I been cock blocking myself?

If a guy winks a couple or a woman and they wink back, he must message.

If a woman or couple winks a guy and he is interested, he must message. He need not wink as the couple/woman probably doesn’t look at winks.

Thems the rules

Gosh, they're complicated, no wonder people get confused

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Well verified profiles with public and friends pictures that are clearly borrowed from elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well verified profiles with public and friends pictures that are clearly borrowed from elsewhere

Ah sure if you can pick any age surely you're entitled to a body that isn't really yours either

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

"Well verified profiles with public and friends pictures that are clearly borrowed from elsewhere

Yeah we've had that said to us before but as we have said to people Dee runs two NSFW X (the site fromerly know as twitter) accounts and there can be some crossover

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

They expected you to message in response to their wink, alternatively they're using the scattergun approach and already got a bite.

Ah no. The invisible fab handbook clearly states that winks must be exchanged.

Have I got this totally wrong?

Have I been cock blocking myself?

If a guy winks a couple or a woman and they wink back, he must message.

If a woman or couple winks a guy and he is interested, he must message. He need not wink as the couple/woman probably doesn’t look at winks.

Thems the rules

DAMN IT!!! Why am I only finding this out now

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

They look at your profile numerous times during the day over a period of time, you make contact and get "sorry your not my type"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People you've met socially who message about once a month, you reply, they read it and that's it for another month

Other ones?"
messages what's that lol

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

When chatting with couple and I is only used and WE isn't...baffling

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

I always wonder this

then think less women and it's probably a coincidence but is it?

B x

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"What colour some dresses are "

Turquoise

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"What colour some dresses are

Turquoise

Worse, teal

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

I always wonder this

then think less women and it's probably a coincidence but is it?

B x"

Someone showed me this once but can't remember it's in the way they set their account up think an email alert that gets by the ninja mode

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

In that instance it's the I'm interested message me wink...you make the move

B x

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

I always wonder this

then think less women and it's probably a coincidence but is it?

B x

Someone showed me this once but can't remember it's in the way they set their account up think an email alert that gets by the ninja mode

WHAT

What's the point in Ninja mode then and paying for it

No more perving for me lol

B x

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

I always wonder this

then think less women and it's probably a coincidence but is it?

B x

Someone showed me this once but can't remember it's in the way they set their account up think an email alert that gets by the ninja mode

WHAT

What's the point in Ninja mode then and paying for it

No more perving for me lol

B x"

It's only if they set up the email link or something lik that, can't be 100% sure how it worked but i showed up on their's even when im in ninja mode

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Winking is a mystery to me still.

The way I understand it is that if I get a get a wink and I wink back then they message. But they don't!

In that instance it's the I'm interested message me wink...you make the move

B x"

Would you help me test that please?

For science

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You get winked, you return the wink and then nothing. Don't they know the protocol?

You obviously failed to fab all of their pics

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You get winked but they are very specifically looking for a bi female

When desperate any hole's a goal

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"When chatting with couple and I is only used and WE isn't...baffling

But if it was only me gone to the shops looking for a quickie behind the AppleGreen?!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How does starting a thread with the words " Its impossible to get a meet on here " actually leave you knee deep in fanny afterwards

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

When the old threads get resurrected and most of the posters are UNLOS and you try and figure out who they were.

There are a few fabbers who leave their mark with their posts, I think it would be a good idea if we all did this and save my curiosity

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

How does the thing fit in the yoke

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"You’re in ninja mode but the person you’ve just perved views your profile soon after

I always wonder this

then think less women and it's probably a coincidence but is it?

B x

Someone showed me this once but can't remember it's in the way they set their account up think an email alert that gets by the ninja mode

WHATTTTTTTTTTT

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"People you've met socially who message about once a month, you reply, they read it and that's it for another month

Other ones?"

Has it been that long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People you've met socially who message about once a month, you reply, they read it and that's it for another month

Other ones?

Has it been that long!

I've been a bit worried about you tbh

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"People you've met socially who message about once a month, you reply, they read it and that's it for another month

Other ones?

Has it been that long!

I've been a bit worried about you tbh"

Ah thanks, been flat out!

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