FabSwingers.com forum: Poll for the ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe I'm doing this all wrong

If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be

So let's have a poll

1) drop my knickers and give my eircode

2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)

3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick

Any other suggestions ladies

( oh and this is clearly completely tongue in cheek as noone sends dick pics)

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Don't decline any offers...

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Do I get to choose an option or how does this work

Number 1 please. The most magnificent of cock pics on the way...

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

I have loads of good recepies for mutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's option 4

Say "oh my god! I'm kicking myself for turning down such a magnificent specimen of manhood! Please disregard my previous refusal, I beg you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Pahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

I have loads of good recepies for mutton

Who you calling mutton

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I've got a pole for the ladies

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

4 .Be in complete awe at the magnificent dick and faint.When you wake up immediately apologise for your tardiness in replying and beg to meet asap so you can worship the magnificent beast in real life. Oh and ask for a pic with a lynx can just to be sure you aren't being catfished.

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

I have loads of good recepies for mutton

Who you calling mutton

Oh good heaven.... your leigons of fans and their magnificent offerings of course....

You'll need some roasties too BTW...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Anyone got a pen?

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"I've got a pole for the ladies"

.... smooth...

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"Maybe I'm doing this all wrong

If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be

So let's have a poll

1) drop my knickers and give my eircode

2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)

3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick

4))"

4) Ring all of my equally horny and wet Gals to inform them that he has plenty to go around, WhatsApp being far to slow a medium to share such important news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

I have loads of good recepies for mutton

Who you calling mutton

Oh good heaven.... your leigons of fans and their magnificent offerings of course....

You'll need some roasties too BTW...

Legions of fans lol I just fell of my bed

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

Naas/City centre

Set to message to unread and hope they get bored.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

And guys answering. Lol

I'll go for the first one.

no knickers to drop off though

is that any good?

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"And guys answering. Lol

I'll go for the first one.

no knickers to drop off though

is that any good?

I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"And guys answering. Lol

I'll go for the first one.

no knickers to drop off though

is that any good?

I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men

That's shocking.lol

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"And guys answering. Lol

I'll go for the first one.

no knickers to drop off though

is that any good?

I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men

That's shocking.lol

If you think thats shocking... you should see cheekyhoneybee's inbox..... alledgedly of course

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Say, does it get any bigger?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Tell them to PM me, I’m just about to release my make it at home hotdog kit….

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"And guys answering. Lol

I'll go for the first one.

no knickers to drop off though

is that any good?

I know shur.... not only cant we keep pics of our knobs out of the mail boxes... but we cant bloddy read either.... we're a scourge on the place us men

That's shocking.lol

If you think thats shocking... you should see cheekyhoneybee's inbox..... alledgedly of course

wouldn't see anything I haven't seen already

Tough crowd

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Tell them to PM me, I’m just about to release my make it at home hotdog kit….

still laugh about that pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I'm doing this all wrong

If I politely decline an offer and than get a dick pic I'm not sure what my reaction is supposed to be

So let's have a poll

1) drop my knickers and give my eircode

2) drop my knickers and race off to his location ( obviously have removed said knickers trip hazard)

3) faint with the sheer hardness and magnificent of the dick

Any other suggestions ladies

( oh and this is clearly completely tongue in cheek as noone sends dick pics)"

4. ALL OF THE ABOVE

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

None of the above if said dick pic is not professionally photographed in a dirty, badly lit bathroom with either a can of lynx or a sky remote beside it.

Also one pic is surely not enough , there should be multiple pics from several angles.

Make sure the sender is in your area and ready to meet in his car at a nearby car park.

It goes without saying that he should be unverified, have 'will fill later' on his profile and have loads of photos of him having bareback sex with loads of different women.

If that simple criteria is met then you're good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a pole for the ladies"

Ah fuck it, i was gonna say that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a pole for the ladies

Ah fuck it, i was gonna say that!!!

Its ok multiple poles are a good option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pole position!

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"None of the above if said dick pic is not professionally photographed in a dirty, badly lit bathroom with either a can of lynx or a sky remote beside it.."

If it’s good enough for Tracy Emin and the Tate then it’s good enough for Fab

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By *ella.Woman
over a year ago

Longford

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

Me too.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Offer cooking suggestions...

Wrap it in tin foil and bake at 180c for 40 mins.... serve with some mint sauce...

That kinda stuff...

Oh I'm definitely using that

Me too.

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Zoom Zoom

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