FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Sex Jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm. "Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.