FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So seeing as my masturbation thread has been raised from the dead, it was suggested to me that this question be asked.

What do you call that particular act? Particularly interested in responses from the ladies here, although I'm prepared to be surprised by men's replies as well.

For me, I just call it wanking usually. Or having a little play, if I'm trying to be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to say wank but most of the time I end up saying I had a ‘play’ as like you said it sounds more polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to say wank but most of the time I end up saying I had a ‘play’ as like you said it sounds more polite

Wank really is a terrible word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just say had/having a “play”. For some reason in my head I associate wanks with a cock so I don’t really use that one

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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Milking. I had a milk yesterday or I feeling like a bit of milking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

I just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A last resort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

I usually spell it futer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddle diddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

I usually spell it futer

Tomato tomato

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Self pleasure

Play

Me time

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

I usually spell it futer

Tomato tomato

You were typing with your free hand tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub. works for both genders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

Ah, I get it now! Excellent.

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By *he MickMan
over a year ago

southside

I say I'm having "alone time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady wank

If I'm being coy, a wee footer (you need to say that in an NI accent

)

Lady wank. Love it.

Love to know the origin of a wee footer though!

Footer is Ulster Scots for fidgeting / hoking & poking / do something absent mindedly or aimlessly

Excellent, lot of Ulster Scots words in Donegal, hoking and footering are among my favourites!

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By *nnasSecretsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare/Laois

"So seeing as my masturbation thread has been raised from the dead, it was suggested to me that this question be asked.

What do you call that particular act? Particularly interested in responses from the ladies here, although I'm prepared to be surprised by men's replies as well.

For me, I just call it wanking usually. Or having a little play, if I'm trying to be polite

I'd call it "self-love" usually or 'me time'

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A rummage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rummage "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a fiddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally rub one out myself

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

city

Giving myself a little treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A last resort"
A classic !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self pleasure

Play

Me time

Yes like the sound of these is use self pleasure

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

A focus break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both myself and husband call it a wank ...whether it be alone or mutual wanking

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Mind is called "Lolly's self loving"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on a important phone call Shhh

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

I’d call it a ham shank

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By *ablo57Man
over a year ago

Tipperary/Limerick

Dragging myself around the bedroom by the belly handle.

It was said as a joke originally but kinda stuck

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By *ablo57Man
over a year ago

Tipperary/Limerick

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