FabSwingers.com forum: Too big

By *ublincpl24 OP Couple
over a year ago

Citywest

Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

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Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

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By *ublincpl24 OP Couple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it "

Very true!

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Lol

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By *apri 555Man
over a year ago

wexford or Dublin

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it "

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By *apri 555Man
over a year ago

wexford or Dublin

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it "

Lack of lube problems

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

I think you'll find it's due to lack of decent foreplay, rather than lube

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Proper foreplay always works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'll find it's due to lack of decent foreplay, rather than lube

No need to address me on that front. Just a laugh the opposite take on the OPs

not funny I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note. Some women experience dryness (medically) for whatever reason. I wouldn't be an expert on the topic

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

[Removed by poster at 26/08/23 01:08:19]

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Buy lube or plenty of spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When did emoji face stop indicating tone?

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Buy lube or plenty of spit"

Or nip down the kitchen for the sunflower oil, as I did once many moons ago for an extended massage. Hey, not my sheets, not my washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy lube or plenty of spit

Or nip down the kitchen for the sunflower oil, as I did once many moons ago for an extended massage. Hey, not my sheets, not my washing machine

A couple of ice cubes from the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that’s baby’s come out of a vagina, nobody has a cock that big!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Buy lube or plenty of spit

Or nip down the kitchen for the sunflower oil, as I did once many moons ago for an extended massage. Hey, not my sheets, not my washing machine

A couple of ice cubes from the freezer

Fecker! Were you watching??!!

That was my surprise for her, just as she was breaching the first orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy lube or plenty of spit

Or nip down the kitchen for the sunflower oil, as I did once many moons ago for an extended massage. Hey, not my sheets, not my washing machine

A couple of ice cubes from the freezer

Fecker! Were you watching??!!

That was my surprise for her, just as she was breaching the first orgasm

Haha great minds. Actually a rather good experience

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

[Removed by poster at 26/08/23 08:10:07]

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Not being able to take it? No. Left me walking like a cowboy for days after? Yes

Dee

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

I've a vagina like a Wizards sleeve dick magically disappears it's kinda like the Chambers of Secrets...

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By *hinbutlong1Man
over a year ago

Trim

"I've a vagina like a Wizards sleeve dick magically disappears it's kinda like the Chambers of Secrets..."

It’s a Horcrux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a vagina like a Wizards sleeve dick magically disappears it's kinda like the Chambers of Secrets..."

Bigdickulis

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?"

Don't be Ridickulous

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Met a cpl and his cock wasn't long but duck it was thick, glad we are soft swap as it would scare me otherwise

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?"

Nope never

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"I've a vagina like a Wizards sleeve dick magically disappears it's kinda like the Chambers of Secrets..."

Sounds like a library worth going to read in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've a vagina like a Wizards sleeve dick magically disappears it's kinda like the Chambers of Secrets..."

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By *ilverfox74Man
over a year ago

dublin offaly

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?"

Did you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?

Nope never

You have seen mine

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By *eigh2019TV/TS
over a year ago

Chingford

Yup , lack of lube did not help though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lady who can take a way bigger cock in her ass than in her vag she’s a very small lady

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By *ublincpl24 OP Couple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Met a cpl and his cock wasn't long but duck it was thick, glad we are soft swap as it would scare me otherwise

One guy we met, Sarah saw his dick and just said " that's not going anywhere near my arse"!

Dude was huge. In our pics too lol

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?"

Obviously not, I take mine with me everywhere…..

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Anyone ever go into work on a Monday, look at the stairs and say nope!

I'm working from home today!

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By *ublincpl24 OP Couple
over a year ago

Citywest

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?

Obviously not, I take mine with me everywhere…..

That's quite a burden

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?

Obviously not, I take mine with me everywhere…..

That's quite a burden "

I know, not everywhere is wheelbarrow accessible…..

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"I think you'll find it's due to lack of decent foreplay, rather than lube

Depends on where you intend putting it

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Says no woman ever

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Good morning Lolly. Not afraid of a big one so?

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By *igtasty121Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

This the part where all the lads walk in and do the helicopter with their cocks…?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Good morning Lolly. Not afraid of a big one so?"

Ive had two big babies what do you think

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By *heekymilfandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

north wales

Yes....and he's on here!!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"This the part where all the lads walk in and do the helicopter with their cocks…?

That'd be a fun lineup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehhhh no lol

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it "

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

Contractions don't widen the vagina. They are designed to compress/contract the uterus to push the baby downwards.

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Anyone ever go into work on a Monday, look at the stairs and say nope!

I'm working from home today! "

I've gone in once and saw someone had unplugged all my PC cables over the weekend. If I'm getting on my knees on a Monday morning it's not to be under a desk fishing for cables.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

Contractions don't widen the vagina. They are designed to compress/contract the uterus to push the baby downwards. "

Why measure contractions then ?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Should I have said ... dilate?

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

Contractions don't widen the vagina. They are designed to compress/contract the uterus to push the baby downwards. "

I knew there was a reason I joined Fab.. every day is a school day here.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

Contractions don't widen the vagina. They are designed to compress/contract the uterus to push the baby downwards.

Why measure contractions then ? "

Contractions are timed to see if the time gap between them decreases which indicates that the childbirth is progressing.

The cervix is what's measured in dilation to see how the gap is widening.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Ever had a pussy so tight,you couldn't it in

Then need to try harder if a baby can get out it

I'm not sure most ladies have contractions when they get horny

Contractions don't widen the vagina. They are designed to compress/contract the uterus to push the baby downwards.

Why measure contractions then ?

Contractions are timed to see if the time gap between them decreases which indicates that the childbirth is progressing.

The cervix is what's measured in dilation to see how the gap is widening. "

Ahhh so cervix widens ... vag stretches?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

The cervix (usually) is very far up and thins and then dilates to allow the baby's head through. Otherwise the cervix is closed and won't admit even a single finger. It's not penetrated during sex.

I've been a father 5 times now and the last was a homebirth where I cervix checked myself.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"The cervix (usually) is very far up and thins and then dilates to allow the baby's head through. Otherwise the cervix is closed and won't admit even a single finger. It's not penetrated during sex.

I've been a father 5 times now and the last was a homebirth where I cervix checked myself.

Yes ... like a lil soft ducks bill

So is it a case that vag opening just stretches ?

Sorry if I shouldn't be so graphic.. thinks I don't know interest me

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By *illow and FionnCouple
over a year ago

Cork

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Yes it just stretches. Pregnancy hormones help, but it's surprisingly elastic. Massaging the entrance and a slow exit is helpful to give it time to stretch without tearing. That's why midwives will often tell the mum to stop pushing as the baby moves to crowning to allow a bit of extra time for the skin to stretch more slowly.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Yes it just stretches. Pregnancy hormones help, but it's surprisingly elastic. Massaging the entrance and a slow exit is helpful to give it time to stretch without tearing. That's why midwives will often tell the mum to stop pushing as the baby moves to crowning to allow a bit of extra time for the skin to stretch more slowly."

Ah sure ... all the real heavy lifting is done about 9 months before that anyway

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Haha I've learned from experience not to make that joke

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Also I'm well aware of a man mansplaining a woman's body being very not cool... but I'm replying to a man here so hopefully noone is gonna call me out

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Also I'm well aware of a man mansplaining a woman's body being very not cool... but I'm replying to a man here so hopefully noone is gonna call me out"

I've learned something too - and I went through the process a couple of times so certainly not not cool, in my opinion

Mrs

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Also I'm well aware of a man mansplaining a woman's body being very not cool... but I'm replying to a man here so hopefully noone is gonna call me out"
ah sure look ... I'd say now lots of them were waiting to see if they understood it too tbh.

No harm in not knowing something!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I also read once about a woman experiencing an orgasm as she gave birth .....

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I've heard of that too.. also semen can help to soften and dilate a cervix, and orgasms can bring on contractions

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Using sex to help progress labour is one of the many benefits of having a homebirth. It's frowned upon in labour wards lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I've heard of that too.. also semen can help to soften and dilate a cervix, and orgasms can bring on contractions "

I sometimes wonder did a man come up with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never forget the moment when my daughter was crowning. My eyes just got wider and wider, and I kept thinking, 'Oh my fucking God.' The nurse had to shove me out of the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I encouraged the onset of labour via nipple stimulation with my second.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Cabbage water is what ya want

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

All this talk about massive cocks... and all I can think of is Foghorn Leghorn... am I weird

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"All this talk about massive cocks... and all I can think of is Foghorn Leghorn... am I weird

If your thinking about his massive cock... then yes you are

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ever had a cock so big you couldn't take it?"

Are you asking about in the ass or pussy

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