FabSwingers.com forum: Chatting up Women

By *uka007 OP Man
over a year ago

All of Ireland, Truck Driver

Hi All,

Why is it so difficult to chat up women on this site? I see men younger than me having had got the ride from older women.

Can someone please help me a woman?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What have you tried....to get the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always send dick pics, the more the better

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

Have you ever got the ride have you ever got the ride have you ever got a ride...on a tractor.

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

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By *uka007 OP Man
over a year ago

All of Ireland, Truck Driver

I’ve asked to people to include me on invitations to swinging parties and it doesn’t happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever got the ride have you ever got the ride have you ever got a ride...on a tractor. "

Song lyrics thread is further down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it so difficult to chat up women on this site? I see men younger than me having had got the ride from older women.

That line above says it all really

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By *uka007 OP Man
over a year ago

All of Ireland, Truck Driver

Not yet, but I’d love to meet up with a woman for a dinner and some fun….

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By *ortfadda_ladMan
over a year ago

carrick on shannon

Send lots of dick & toilet pics... Dat alls seems to work

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

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By *urFabFun21Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hi All,

Why is it so difficult to chat up women on this site? I see men younger than me having had got the ride from older women.

Can someone please help me a woman? "

Your one and only photo is a not flattering pic in a toilet. Your profile tells anyone looking at it absolutely nothing about yourself and your looking for says:

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. So basically anything with a pulse.

That's the blunt version and im sorry if it sounds harsh but updating your profile to tell people about yourself and include specific likes might be a start.

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

Why is it so difficult to chat up women on this site? I see men younger than me having had got the ride from older women.

That line above says it all really

Definitely agree with that.

Do you actually think fab is simply dial a ride.

Says it all. So sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever got the ride have you ever got the ride have you ever got a ride...on a tractor. "
Did you ever get your whole,did you ever get your whole,did you ever get your whole weeks wages ?

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

When I take photos I like to think that they tell a story. That when anyone looks at them they get an impression of who I am. At the very least they can see how I chose to present myself.

What kind of storytelling do you imagine is happening from a photo taken in a public disabled toilet?

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By *uka007 OP Man
over a year ago

All of Ireland, Truck Driver

Could you ALL help me to update my account and help with picture taking….

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Absolutely.

Take more pictures.

Fill out your bio honestly.

Sometimes ticking all the boxes isn't going to going tick anyone's boxes.

Be honest about what your looking for. Tell your story, work on it.

Forget about sending messages. Put the time and effort into finding a way to use the sites tools to leverage your qualities.

You're photo screams married btw. That's not a deal breaker for everyone so think about being upfront about your needs.

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"Could you ALL help me to update my account and help with picture taking…."

Change your profile pic OP. Add more info about yourself in your bio. You say your straight & looking for woman. You wouldn't be looking for (MM) or M, if that's the case OP. Look at other's profiles, Interact in the forum more, go to a social. Aswell as what other's have posted on here for you to do OP. Finally(from me) Fab is like a Marathon, not a sprint. Your only on here 5 week's OP. Somepeople are on here over 5 month's before they get meet verified.

Good luck with it OP.

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"Have you ever got the ride have you ever got the ride have you ever got a ride...on a tractor. Did you ever get your whole,did you ever get your whole,did you ever get your whole weeks wages ?"

Did you ever get the feel? Did you ever get the feel of a Fiver?

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Exactly……..(spoken slowly in the voice of Mr. Burns)

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

out and and about

It's almost like you're doing something wrong????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

out and and about

It's almost like you're doing something wrong????

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village "

R51 KX25……..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

R51 KX25……..

Ha ha .....brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

R51 KX25……..

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By *urFabFun21Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

R51 KX25……..

The 1st time I've genuinely laughed out loud at a post on here. Well played!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

R51 KX25……..

I've been there before some fine studs there, a lot more choice than here

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

I’ve a feeling this thread won’t help you get the ride and neither will your one photo

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"It’s impossible, all men should give up…..

So fab can then become Linden's village

Eircode for this village

R51 KX25……..

I've been there before some fine studs there, a lot more choice than here

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

Can someone please help him out? All he's looking for is the ride, he's not looking to move in or propose marriage.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

New profile pic minus a toilet

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By *agic mike 1983Man
over a year ago

benidorm

Your profile pic of you and a toilet isn’t great

Your description isn’t the best

Also be nice show nice manners

All this will help you get further than you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Luke, you're all over the place. You're omnipresent in Cork, Limerick and Galway. Straight away you are missing a trick by not including Clare, as you surely pass through there.

All messing aside, you have got some good advise already on how to fashion an improved profile. Take that advise on board, take the time to compose a new profile and research online some tips on taking flattering profile pics for sites like this.

As for chatting up women on here, you will find it's not going to be any easier than it is in the real world. I'd venture you've realised it's actually even harder on here. You do come across as thinking you just log on here and it's going to be full of women gagging to cop off with any man who messages them. It's not the Benny Hill show, as you have no doubt gathered.

Consider wheather being on here is a good fit for you ? Like countless men before you ( and countless who will come after you ),your impression of this site is flawed. Yes it's full of horny women who are looking to enjoy quality sexual encounters with a tiny fraction of men they click with on here, but that's just part of what the site is about for them. If you ( and other guys like you ) don't enjoy the banter, the forums and the whole process of getting to know people then this site is unlikely to be a fun experience.

I'd advise you delete your existing profile ( as has been mentioned already ), you will only be ridiculed about it if you continue it. Come back with a new improved profile if you think this site a good fit. If you do, enjoy all it has to offer and don't take it too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the good bits and throw out the bad bits... so just delete your entire profile and you're good to go

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Have you ever got the ride have you ever got the ride have you ever got a ride...on a tractor. "

Holy shit Rosy, you are some craic

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Aaawww...such a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd refrain from this type of post OP. It never goes well.

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

Southern women

are hard work. Just tell them you've shares in NEXT

and you'll be knee deep in pussy

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Southern women

are hard work. Just tell them you've shares in NEXT

and you'll be knee deep in pussy

"
This is there alter ego place , Pof is for their shy chatting coffee and doughnuts and I have never been kissed lol

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