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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Someone is calling around unexpectedly, what do you do/clean/hide before they arrive?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Open playroom door. Throw toys from other rooms on the floor. Close playroom door

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Always hoover....I love my Dyson

B x

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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Open playroom door. Throw toys from other rooms on the floor. Close playroom door"

You’ll have to be more specific when talking about play rooms and toys here……

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By * aim to pleaseMan
over a year ago

Kinnegad

Turn off the lights and tv, don't answer the door

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

My armpits

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

Hoovering is done almost every day

. But definitely would quickly make some room on the dinner table to have space for a cuppa.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"My armpits

How would one hide their armpits?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Clean my willie ...just in case

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

If they’re calling around unexpectedly, then they deal with what they find.

Unless I have a toy charging somewhere…I suppose I’d put that away

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My armpits

How would one hide their armpits?

I'll clean them so I don't have to hide them

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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

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It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Dunmo why I grab lipstick first apply.

Plump cushions on sofa and spray air freshener

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

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For some reason I'm picturing Ripley going down the elevator to the alien nest in Aliens

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

For some reason I'm picturing Ripley going down the elevator to the alien nest in Aliens

That's probably more realistic in fairness

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The booby traps obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of bed

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..

It protects my lingerie while I housekeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get no phone call to say they are calling in which it happens alot does my head in,, fuck them take me and my house as it is

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Lock the door and hide behind the couch til they feck off

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Lock the door and hide behind the couch til they feck off "

Oh yeah. I wont let a locked door stop me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Lock the door and hide behind the couch til they feck off

Oh yeah. I wont let a locked door stop me"

Ah is that not breaking and entering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself, unless the owe me money

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Throw stuff into the junk room. Check if I have ample milk and tea bags... They cant complain from a caffeine high...

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Lock the door and hide behind the couch til they feck off

Oh yeah. I wont let a locked door stop me

Ah is that not breaking and entering "

Not amongst friends

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Hide: My incognito tab with Fab open. And the dead bodies.

Clean: Me mickey. Juuuust incase.

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By *inden OP Man
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..

It protects my lingerie while I housekeep

Ah yes, that would explain it, of course I never manage to get past the lingerie either, I wake up every time, and then have to move to the other side of the bed…..

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

What we have to hide depends on whos calling

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Just make our bedroom door is closed. Dee has a habit of leaving stuff that I'd rather visitors didn't see out in plain view.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Id prob still sit on my ass until I hear the doorbell. So literally no time for anything

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I'd have to quickly put away the ironing, make sure the roast is properly basted, get the good China tea set out and then put some trousers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question "

Yeah I'd be inclined to ignore the ba@t$rds too

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Take off the apron, quick fingers through the hair and i'm ready. House and lady of the house always immaculate (in your dreams

It don’t remember there being an apron in my dreams…..

It protects my lingerie while I housekeep

Ah yes, that would explain it, of course I never manage to get past the lingerie either, I wake up every time, and then have to move to the other side of the bed…..

Kinda cute sleeping on the wet patch sometimes

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Get out of bed "

Get into bed!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question "

I like to invite the TV licence inspector in - to prove that I still don't have a TV and Jehovah's witnesses are delighted when they finally get to escape my grasp, to never call again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure the apartment smells nice!

And my self of course no one likes bad smells

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

I've three kids and a dog. Where would I even start!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

Unlock the door, put on my stockings and heels, then assume the position..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What maniac answers their door to an unexpected caller is my question

I like to invite the TV licence inspector in - to prove that I still don't have a TV and Jehovah's witnesses are delighted when they finally get to escape my grasp, to never call again

God love them poor men

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

I would put a sock on the doorknob, with a sign saying "Enter at your own risk"

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Someone is calling around unexpectedly, what do you do/clean/hide before they arrive?"

Slightly open the curtains and start wanking

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