FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're old when

By *orkhornhard OP Man
over a year ago

wilton

Just got a cheeky wink from a woman in the local chipper.. apparently I went to school with her mom .....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

You go from MILF to Gilf

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

You go from girl to milf lol

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By *lagado19Man
over a year ago

Nomad

Nowadays GILFs are still waiting a decade or two for their bus passes

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

You hear a Beatles tribute band and think they are so much better than any of the modern sounds.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When you really miss your best friend but its to late to go back

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By *orkhornhard OP Man
over a year ago

wilton

So are you a milf or gilf..

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

You sound like your mother every time you speak

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When you take your grandsons hiking in the mountains and they ask if you remember when they were just little hills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the music you listened to growing up in the 90s is now on Classic fm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your style comes back around and you're in fashion again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you had to get glasses to read

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By *orkhornhard OP Man
over a year ago

wilton

Ah jesus if I start sounding like my mother it will be straight to South doc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a blast from your past says you used to babysit me when you were 15

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

"When the music you listened to growing up in the 90s is now on Classic fm

Was gonna say when you hear eminem on rte gold like I did recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sound like your mother every time you speak

Every time I shout up the stairs I hear her

T x

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By *orkhornhard OP Man
over a year ago

wilton

"You sound like your mother every time you speak

Every time I shout up the stairs I hear her

T x"

I'm pretty sure I have tablets for that lol

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Birth dates of others relate to when you finished college.

Kids you babysit are parents

Technologically inept

No idea of who is in the charts.

You say, when I was young.

Glasses are needed

You watch the news

You vote and even care.

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

When it takes longer to wash you forehead than you face lol

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By *orkhornhard OP Man
over a year ago

wilton

Or I was wearing a shirt today.. just googled the shop closed 15 years ago....

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

When you're all excited to try out a different position and next thing you're calf is cramping up and suddenly you're no longer horny but in pain

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I used to get called Madmoiselle in France…I now get called Madame

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

You still got it ger. That friend of yours though......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

That happened to me a few weeks ago in kilkenny I was ina sports shop had to leave with my son the music was to loud for him he has special needs .. I really don't why the music has to be so loud in shops

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you ring your mother and every conversation starts with

Do you know who died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bump into someone you used to work with...35 years ago

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

When your knees start to hurt going up the stairs.

And when you get up there youve forgotten what youre up there for so go back down again and then remember when yoi get to the bottom and have to go all the way back up again

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

It’s so off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your knees start to hurt going up the stairs.

And when you get up there youve forgotten what youre up there for so go back down again and then remember when yoi get to the bottom and have to go all the way back up again"

It's at that point I get the children to go for me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you stop being twice as old as the people that work with you....and start being 3 times as old as the people that work with you

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you go out for pints ....and drink Heineken OO instead cause its just not worth the next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All and everything above

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"Birth dates of others relate to when you finished college.

Kids you babysit are parents

Technologically inept

No idea of who is in the charts.

You say, when I was young.

Glasses are needed

You watch the news

You vote and even care. "

If you were in a vote, the eyes win it!

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

When a movie you remember seeing in the cinema in tramore was released 41 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birth dates of others relate to when you finished college.

Kids you babysit are parents

Technologically inept

No idea of who is in the charts.

You say, when I was young.

Glasses are needed

You watch the news

You vote and even care.

If you were in a vote, the eyes win it!

F."

I'd be lost without me specs

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

When you're a great nearly three times over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to get called Madmoiselle in France…I now get called Madame

I was called Ma'am the other day, I wanted to cry and vomit at the same time

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

When a younger person talks about a song and tell you it's not the original that it's been released before and you can tell them that's there's even an earlier release of said song and you know all 3 maybe 4 releases

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you remember the A and B buttons on a public phone

When you remember a public phone

When you remember all mobile numbers started with 088

When you remember buying a paper to get the cinema listings

When you got your first colour television

When you remember vespa currys in a tin that you boiled

When you remember your mother keeping your dinner warm on a plate sitting on top of a pot of boiling water

When Hot Press magazine was the only place to get sex personal ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise 20 years ago was 2003 not 1983

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you realise 20 years ago was 2003 not 1983"

Where did the 1990’s go

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I still remember my first ohone number.. Eircell nokia with an aerial...

088 21700xx

When 20 year olds say, oh you and my mom are so alike.... Cringe

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"When you really miss your best friend but its to late to go back

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

When you look at the “old” category of porn and they look younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the words " back in the day " are naturally in your vocabulary...

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"When the words " back in the day " are naturally in your vocabulary...

Oh God I have used that far too much for my liking.

When someone asks you “What war did you fight in?” When they learn about the world wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone on fab really is younger than you instead of just pretending to be

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

When you’re in a group and the only one who knows what a VHS tape is and they don’t believe you.

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By *om TangoMan
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

When u stop and look at life and think of how most people around u fucked u over and stand at the local lake and think the bottom of it looks so inviting. When u decided to love yourself more and believe in yourself. When u need meditation to start ur day and to sleep at night.but most of all when u bend down to tie ur laces and ask yourself is there anything else I can do when I’m down here

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

All your favourite albums came out 20plus years ago

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

"When you're a great uncle nearly three times over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're looking up school and college friends on rip.ie

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

When your oldest child tells you , they think there are getting old

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

When your kids tell you your favourite movie is really old and u didnt think it was until you look when it came out and realise theyre right

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By *heelofTimeCouple
over a year ago

Two Rivers

"When you look at the “old” category of porn and they look younger than you

This 100%

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

When someone says "you're looking well"

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

When your oldest child passes his driving test

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

When doing forms online and you got to scroll to find your birth year

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Lmao

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By *on Juan the MADridMan
over a year ago

Lisbon/ North England/ Wales/ Madrid/

You can’t play soccer anymore

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

out and and about

When you're always tired

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

It’s so off putting"

There's quite a widespread obsession with music/radio everywhere, it's the misconception of creating an ambience by filling the air with noise.

I also noticed that the young staff in sport shops don't really want to deal with older customers, they're always soo busy tiding up the shelves.

Which brings me back to the topic: when you complain and moan about everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you walk into a sports shop and leave because the loud music and very young staff are too intimidating.

Not me though, I’m still young and hip but this happened a friend recently

It’s so off putting

There's quite a widespread obsession with music/radio everywhere, it's the misconception of creating an ambience by filling the air with noise.

I also noticed that the young staff in sport shops don't really want to deal with older customers, they're always soo busy tiding up the shelves.

Which brings me back to the topic: when you complain and moan about everything.

Especially young people

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By *illiwontiCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When you look at porn and you think hmmm that's a nice bed

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Your eldest kids are in college and ye say back in my day….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go back to your village local & recognise some of the young crowd going wild but only because they look like their parents

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

When you remember Pdiddy was once called Sean Combs

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare

You sext via fax machine...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"You go back to your village local & recognise some of the young crowd going wild but only because they look like their parents

Oh God yeah

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"When you remember Pdiddy was once called Sean Combs

And Apple and Blackberry were just fruits…..

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

"You go from MILF to Gilf

Dammit I'm old so..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When bebo returned a few years back

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When you take the motorbike to work and your colleagues call you Evil Knievel and one of the juniors asks who Evil Knievel is

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Seen Slipknot and Linkin Park on a 'Dad Rock' album. Thats okay...

*sits down, knees popping*

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

When you went from a Black & White TV to a coloured TV, without a remote.

When you can tell what weather is going to be like, cause of the pain in your bad right knee.

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

When you used to meet people by actually going out xx

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

out and and about

You know your old when it's too loud for you in the pub

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"You know your old when it's too loud for you in the pub "

I must have been born ancient

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Anytime after 9pm is late

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By *ust4funcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Moira

When you have one of the hottest girls of fab sitting on your knee but you can't do anything because she reminds you too much of your 30 year old niece lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Creak like an old barn door when you get up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your kids tell you your favourite movie is really old and u didnt think it was until you look when it came out and realise theyre right"

Your favourite movie is timeless..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says "you're looking well""

That's ok but when they add " for your age " to the same sentence...

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