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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I stole this from a different poster gave me a laugh so figured lets share

Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;

Swinger = not a single male

BBW = Big Birds Woman

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation

FB = Facebook

FWB = Friends Want Beer

Single Male = pond scum

Successful Single Male = cocky fucker

Single Female = choosey fucker

Couple = meets once every 18 months

Single bi-female = rocking horse shit

Meet = at least 40% horse

Social meet = frustrated male

Genuine = I'm not an axe murder

Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs

Discrete = dyslexic

Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food

Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...

Verification = look who I fucked!!

MFM = very happy lady

MMFM = very greedy lady

FMF = blokes wet dream

MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?

Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet

Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking

TV = easily turned on

CD = angry person in funny clothes

Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters

Experienced = fucked everything

Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!

Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So will u back me up when i tell the sunday world im not a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol LOl..... Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure DeepDyslexic has the same ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole this from a different poster gave me a laugh so figured lets share

Thought these might be useful for new swingers and forum posters;

Swinger = not a single male

BBW = Big Birds Woman

BBC = British Broadcasting Corporation

FB = Facebook

FWB = Friends Want Beer

Single Male = pond scum

Successful Single Male = cocky fucker

Single Female = choosey fucker

Couple = meets once every 18 months

Single bi-female = rocking horse shit

Meet = at least 40% horse

Social meet = frustrated male

Genuine = I'm not an axe murder

Professional = I earn over £50k so no chavs

Discrete = dyslexic

Must be clean = I don't like cheese or sea food

Block Button = Emperor Ming has nothing on me...

Verification = look who I fucked!!

MFM = very happy lady

MMFM = very greedy lady

FMF = blokes wet dream

MMMMMMF = is that you Cali?

Bi-male = just halved his chance of a meet

Straight male = but I'll suck TV cock if no ones looking

TV = easily turned on

CD = angry person in funny clothes

Forumite = a kind of mild acid that annoys new posters

Experienced = fucked everything

Not Hardened Swingers = OMG! Is that a cock?!

Soft Swingers = sorry, this has never happened before...

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Haha, quality but now I'm gonna have to re-write my profile lol!

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