FabSwingers.com forum: On this great day....have a feckin good old moan

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Some gobshite in front of me in the petrol station this morning

All pumps full except one row that emptied as we drove in

He stopped at the first pump instead of moving up to the next pump to allow me the use of the pump instead of having to wait

The prick

And relax .......

Go on have a moan

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some gobshite in front of me in the petrol station this morning

All pumps full except one row that emptied as we drove in

He stopped at the first pump instead of moving up to the next pump to allow me the use of the pump instead of having to wait

The prick

And relax .......

Go on have a moan "

Jay Bog, I would have given him/her the horn and some hand signs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some gobshite in front of me in the petrol station this morning

All pumps full except one row that emptied as we drove in

He stopped at the first pump instead of moving up to the next pump to allow me the use of the pump instead of having to wait

The prick

And relax .......

Go on have a moan "

I'd been on my tannoy like a seagull on chips telling him to move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a hayyya

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Like there's an etiquette to certain things .....3 toilet cubicles in a toilet ...so use the 1st or 3rd if they're all empty to keep a space if someone else comes in

Don't use the middle one

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

Not the sort of moaning I wanted to hear this morning

But justified. People just need some common sense.

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Some gobshite in front of me in the petrol station this morning

All pumps full except one row that emptied as we drove in

He stopped at the first pump instead of moving up to the next pump to allow me the use of the pump instead of having to wait

The prick

And relax .......

Go on have a moan

I'd been on my tannoy like a seagull on chips telling him to move

I'll do it the next time I'm in yours

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Awake half the night bloody dog barking at fuck all course no one else can here the little fucker only me apparently, now ive to go shopping half asleep fuck haven't to adulting today

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

After filling up at the first pump and spending an eternity in the shop while pump blocking he drives off down the righthand lane of the motorway while the lefthand lane remains totally empty.

Wishing him at least one puncture on a wet day and a flat battery when he goes to drive off.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Nobody is replying to my dick picks.

I even wrote, 'profile looks good'

On a serious note though I've run out of milk and the shops are a drive way. This world is messed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most annoying colleague on the planet is due back from holiday tomorrow

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I wander in coffee in hand for my first break since 7 and the place is full of fucking moaners.

What happens on the forecourt stays on the forecourt.

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Sitting on the dart minding my own business when some anti-social arsehole starts munching an apple beside me. Is there a need?

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Sitting on the dart minding my own business when some anti-social arsehole starts munching an apple beside me. Is there a need? "

Did he put his feet up on the seats

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By *azzandbobzeventsCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Nothing worse than being at a till in the shop and you are behind a person that says I forgot the "pudding" and they go off and come back with a basket!!

Waiting and waiting...

I always like to use the tills instead of the self service because you are keeping the shop assistant in employment, if we all switched to self service I wonder if the assistants remain in a job?

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Sitting on the dart this morning and some moany bitch gives out to me - I was only eating my apple..!!

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Sitting on the dart this morning and some moany bitch gives out to me - I was only eating my apple..!!

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Seriously tho’ - staff at the deli counter fill up the whole roll, don’t just pack it into the middle so the first and last bites are just bread….grrrrrr

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Nobody is replying to my dick picks.

I even wrote, 'profile looks good'

On a serious note though I've run out of milk and the shops are a drive way. This world is messed up."

I did without milk from Monday to Wednesday because I couldn't be arsed going to the shop.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I'm just so sick of rubbish socks ...

Is it so difficult to find a pair of soft socks that don't chafe or fall down on one leg or don't cut off blood circulation

Just once ... just fuckin once I'd like to find a pair that didn't make my knob numb after the first hour of tucking

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By *antas_number_one_elfWoman
over a year ago

dublin

"Sitting on the dart this morning and some moany bitch gives out to me - I was only eating my apple..!!

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Im so done with shite drivers. Is it that difficult to stay on your own side of the road? Use indicators? Park between the white lines in a car space becauwe you and your car are not that effin important that you require two

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Nothing worse than being at a till in the shop and you are behind a person that says I forgot the "pudding" and they go off and come back with a basket!!

Waiting and waiting...

I always like to use the tills instead of the self service because you are keeping the shop assistant in employment, if we all switched to self service I wonder if the assistants remain in a job? "

I stopped using the self-service tills. The bloody weighing scales seems to be in a permanent state of confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so done with shite drivers. Is it that difficult to stay on your own side of the road? Use indicators? Park between the white lines in a car space becauwe you and your car are not that effin important that you require two"

Some do it so the shite drivers you speak of don’t scratch theirs

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Bloody Beamer drivers every time

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Why is it soooo hard to find XXXlarge condoms?

Pity the well endowed man.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Awake half the night bloody dog barking at fuck all course no one else can here the little fucker only me apparently, now ive to go shopping half asleep fuck haven't to adulting today

Owner away on holiday and left the dog alone? Stressed dogs tend to bark. Poor dog

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Awake half the night bloody dog barking at fuck all course no one else can here the little fucker only me apparently, now ive to go shopping half asleep fuck haven't to adulting today

Owner away on holiday and left the dog alone? Stressed dogs tend to bark. Poor dog

And die of starvation

Not many people leave dogs alone in my experience

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Awake half the night bloody dog barking at fuck all course no one else can here the little fucker only me apparently, now ive to go shopping half asleep fuck haven't to adulting today

Owner away on holiday and left the dog alone? Stressed dogs tend to bark. Poor dog

And die of starvation

Not many people leave dogs alone in my experience "

It's quite common to have someone come to feed the dog while the family is away. Ok if there is more than one dog, not fine when dog is alone. Also, they tend to piss off their neighbours with all the barking at night

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Last day of my holidays and I cannot face the cold at home

B x

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By *azzandbobzeventsCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"Last day of my holidays and I cannot face the cold at home

B x"

See if you can stay 3 more days, it's going to be melting here from what the weather forecast says from next week

Regardless, hope you are having a wonderful holiday

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

Big hugs....no wait a minute...virtual hugs

Hope you feel better soon

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

Get well soon C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

I hope you get better soon

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Delectableicecream lol

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By *aughty MilfCouple
over a year ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Castello hope your feeling better soon

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Thanks everyone. Ill survive. If anyone needs a husky Kerry accent talking dirty..

"oh its a green one this time" atshshooo.... Im available for hire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a funeral Mass today for a good friend who lost his mother. Small family, and a few locals come in as usual at these things, but so did two lads who decided to laugh and giggle their way through it until they were brought outside and bollicked out of it.

Two teenagers I hear you ask, no. Two men in the late 30's, just thought it was gas to laugh about sports teams.

The beauty of it was watching a 70 year old guy completely fcuk them out of it.

Then someone's mobile keeps beeping. Yep.

A funeral. Classy.

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

Ah ppl come on its Thursday were almost there. The sun is shining and all is right in the world. Turn that frown upside down and be happy

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Awake half the night bloody dog barking at fuck all course no one else can here the little fucker only me apparently, now ive to go shopping half asleep fuck haven't to adulting today

Owner away on holiday and left the dog alone? Stressed dogs tend to bark. Poor dog

And die of starvation

Not many people leave dogs alone in my experience

Fuck the neighbors

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

Ah ffs .... thats awful

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon "

Is it really ?

I don't see much rte

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By *azzandbobzeventsCouple
over a year ago

Cork

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable. "

I (bazz) thankfully never got it.

But I feel for everyone that has had it, it's the isolation and having the seclude yourself from family is a bitch I'd imagine.

Hope you are over the worst of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon

Is it really ?

I don't see much rte "

It’s rampant in Cork anyway don’t know about the rest of the country

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

I (bazz) thankfully never got it.

But I feel for everyone that has had it, it's the isolation and having the seclude yourself from family is a bitch I'd imagine.

Hope you are over the worst of it

Absolutely nearly there now. First time I lost sense of smell. Quite unusual and disconcerting as everything is bland... Food is definitely for all senses...

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon

Is it really ?

I don't see much rte

It’s rampant in Cork anyway don’t know about the rest of the country "

Ah here .... everything is rampant there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon

Is it really ?

I don't see much rte

It’s rampant in Cork anyway don’t know about the rest of the country

Ah here .... everything is rampant there

Beep off biteme

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Day 4 of 5 days of covid isolation.

I hate you Covid.

Yes I feel miserable.

It seems to be everywhere again we know a load of people that have it

Hope you feel better soon

Is it really ?

I don't see much rte

It’s rampant in Cork anyway don’t know about the rest of the country

Ah here .... everything is rampant there

Beep off biteme "

Especially the ladies

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Got dragged outta bed the other night from some dude banging on my door. He said he was parked outside and needed a push.

I apologised and refused. i wasnt dressed and had work early in the morning. But then I felt guilty so got back up and went out to his car but couldn't find him

I then hear him call from the park across the road. He was on a tire swing and shouted "How about that push?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a week of covid positive test

Hate covid

Headaches are so bad

I want my life back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never really moan

but I've had a few forum timeouts and I've messaged admin and asked what did I say as I won't say again got no reply, it's very frustrating as I would never want to upset anyone,think it's our witt or sense of humour, I wish admin would reply and why we got time out .. rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never really moan

I'm not a mod but I think you are the nicest and funniest poster on the forum. I get you lou xxx

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By *otrod66Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Can't believe i just spent time reading shite on this thread lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of whingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some gobshite in front of me in the petrol station this morning

All pumps full except one row that emptied as we drove in

He stopped at the first pump instead of moving up to the next pump to allow me the use of the pump instead of having to wait

The prick

And relax .......

Go on have a moan "

There's assholes...and there's assholes and then there's the people who don't use common sense at the petrol pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never really moan

Don't hold your breath waiting for a reply from admin here..when they ban you .. you havent a hope of getting a reply..l know ...

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