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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dirty jokes:

I’ll get the ball rolling.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.

Just a bit of fun on a Monday. Any dirty jokes you’d like to share feel free folks.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Why did the chicken cross the road.

Cos she wanted to get her beak around the massive cock on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit's fingers

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot. Can you believe that?

I was going to eat that later but now it'll just taste like carrots!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin


"I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot. Can you believe that?

I was going to eat that later but now it'll just taste like carrots!"

Haha. Ah carrots aren't so bad

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but you know its not right

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By *_05Man
over a year ago

dublin 7

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in a meeting with a solicitor because they are looking to get a divorce.

The solicitor says "Now Mickey, it says here you're looking to divorce Minnie because she's 'extremely silly' ?"

"No" replies Mickey, "I said she's fucking Goofy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man sitting in doctors waiting room opposite a very sexy woman wearing a mini skirt and trying to hide the fact she had no panties on. She notices him staring at her crotch.

"Do you like that?" she say.

"Oh yes" says the man.

"Do you want to see my fanny wink at you?" she suggests.

"Fuck yes" says the man.

The woman puts one of her legs to the side and her fanny winks at him.

"Fucking amazing" he says.

"Do want to see my fanny smile at you" she asks.

"Definitely" the now horny man replies.

The woman opens both legs and her fanny smiles at the man.

"Oh holy fuck" he says "that's one talented fanny!"

"Would you like to stick 2 fingers up it?" enquires the woman.

"Fuck me" says the man "don't tell me it whistles too"

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By *onaldandJackieCouple
over a year ago

the forrest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man sitting in doctors waiting room opposite a very sexy woman wearing a mini skirt and trying to hide the fact she had no panties on. She notices him staring at her crotch.

"Do you like that?" she say.

"Oh yes" says the man.

"Do you want to see my fanny wink at you?" she suggests.

"Fuck yes" says the man.

The woman puts one of her legs to the side and her fanny winks at him.

"Fucking amazing" he says.

"Do want to see my fanny smile at you" she asks.

"Definitely" the now horny man replies.

The woman opens both legs and her fanny smiles at the man.

"Oh holy fuck" he says "that's one talented fanny!"

"Would you like to stick 2 fingers up it?" enquires the woman.

"Fuck me" says the man "don't tell me it whistles too" "

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

Young girl runs into her house holding her finger and shouting "put it in the Bulmers" over and over. Her mother asks why? The little girl says, I was in the bushes and got a prod from a briar and I remembered hearing my sister saying that every time she got a prick in her hand she puts it in cider!!!

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One night a young panda picks up a lady of the night and she brings him back to her place

Boldness follows soon and when all is said and done the young lady of the night tells the panda she expects payment

Panda, in total bemusement looks at her and says he doesn’t understand

Lady of the night gets out the dictionary and hands it to the panda and tells him to look up p*ostitute

Panda flicks through the dictionary and finds p*ostitute “person who offers sexual favours for monetary reward”

Panda looks at the young lady of the night, looks at the dictionary and hands it back to her telling her to look up Panda and he walks towards the door

She looks down, flicks back to panda and reads “small black and white bear, eats chutes and leaves”

Badumtish

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By *s SingletWoman
over a year ago

Kilkenny

If a blue bird has blue babies and a black bird has black babies

What bird has no babies....

A swallow

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condom's? Ones a good year...the others a great year!!!

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By *erVajestyKingKinkCouple
over a year ago

Naas

What's the difference between a Chick pea and a kidney bean.

I've never had a kidney bean on my face....

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