FabSwingers.com forum: Male or female

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So for those that have a car that talks back to you when you give it instructions to make calls or navigation

Is it set up to talk in a male or female voice

I switched mine today after 3 years....sounds very weird as a bloke talking to me now instead of a female voice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

Mine talks back in female voice that's when No5 is in the car with me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxminxCouple
over a year ago

NaughtyVille *×* Laois

Mine is some weird sounding gal but strangely enough, she only acts upon requests from Mel, much to my annoyance lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

I actually don't know...shows how much I listen to it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her."

Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her."

Because you know she's right

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind

It would quite literally get me nowhere, as she'd probably give me wrong directions out of spite...

Arguing with sat nav, and I wonder why I'm single

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Because you know she's right

Man - I’m leaving you!

Woman - is it because I think I know everything?

Man - yes!!

Woman- I knew it!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind

It would quite literally get me nowhere, as she'd probably give me wrong directions out of spite...

Arguing with sat nav, and I wonder why I'm single

But you've a great sense of humour.. that's all that matters

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I can't believe you named her...brilliant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I can't believe you named her...brilliant "

I’ve just named mine “Brilliant” after reading that, thanks Bog….

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I can't believe you named her...brilliant "

I did indeed. Named her after the dear friend who took the painful 8 hours round trip drive with me to get the car, literally from the edge of the country.

Now I have two ladies who keep telling me off all the time. Her in the car and Emily who lives in Google Maps on my phone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence

Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, just got this in the new car. Her name is Caroline and she is a boss bitch, bhahahaha.

Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Not when you have one... It's like having your mother give off to you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Mine sometimes talks in an American accent and sometimes in an English accent. I wonder if there's an Irish one???.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"Mine sometimes talks in an American accent and sometimes in an English accent. I wonder if there's an Irish one???."

Unfortunately there isn't. We should all sign a petition.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence

Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"

That’s soo NOT true….

lmao

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rBandMrsGCouple
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Few weeks back I changed the voice on our Google speaker from female to male, just for a change. But I didn't tell Mrs.

Scarred the hell out of her the first time it started talking when she was in the other room

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Because you know she's right

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Because you know she's right

Man - I’m leaving you!

Woman - is it because I think I know everything?

Man - yes!!

Woman- I knew it!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to mute her, she kept interrupting the banging tunes!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I've muted mine, cause I'd only end up arguing with her.

Never argue with a woman it gets you nowhere it's like pissing in the wind

agree with you there. Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Few weeks back I changed the voice on our Google speaker from female to male, just for a change. But I didn't tell Mrs.

Scarred the hell out of her the first time it started talking when she was in the other room

This is brilliant

I wonder could you change it to a celebrity

Can you imagine Morgan Freeman giving you directions or playing spotify

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.

I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.

Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.

I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.

Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car. "

"I can neither confirm nor deny allegations that this is the destination you require"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.

I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.

Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car. "

Trying to get down the Garavaghy road would have been interesting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Years ago there used to be software that allowed you to change the settings on Garmin satnavs.

I changed the voice to Stewy from Family Guy despite never having seen the show just because it was hilarious and told me I was a fucking idiot if it had to recalulate.

Then I changed it to Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams which was funny for all sorts of different reasons and freaked out any passengers in the car.

Trying to get down the Garavaghy road would have been interesting."

There were two versions of Paisley and Adams. The free one I used and another which as far as I remember cost a tenner and had them fucking and blinding at each junction.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I find the male is able to instruction better than the female

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I find the male is able to instruction better than the female

Just as you've proved writing this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available "

Naaaah, I would want Nigella Lawson giving me directions. Imagine how long that drive is gonna be,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available

Naaaah, I would want Nigella Lawson giving me directions. Imagine how long that drive is gonna be,

You'd be beating that mixture for a very long time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence

Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"

That’s soo NOT true….

lmao "

All right, all right Noted. In Tyrone, they don't use weeeeeee in every sentence.

Note to self: Don't go to Tyrone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I believe there's an Alan Partridge one available

Naaaah, I would want Nigella Lawson giving me directions. Imagine how long that drive is gonna be,

You'd be beating that mixture for a very long time "

I would happily sit in the car taking those Nigella instructions for as long as it takes really. I might even put a GIF of her whipping some cream or something

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

I've got the female voice on mine but I've told her it she gives me any cheek ill be muting her and upgrading to the newer model

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"I've got the female voice on mine but I've told her it she gives me any cheek ill be muting her and upgrading to the newer model"

So did she give you any cheek after that ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ...... Unfortunately, she has an English accent and not a Northern Irish one. She doesn't argue, she just keeps telling me off all the time ffs

I never minded getting told off by my English girlfriend... She had a sexy accent.

*Cries self to sleep*

I respectfully disagree. Being told off by a Northern Irish accent is far more sexy.

Its the way they say " wee" in every sentence

Bhahahahaha, I've literally used this exact phrase in DaChurch group earlier today. "Wee in every sentence"

That’s soo NOT true….

lmao

All right, all right Noted. In Tyrone, they don't use weeeeeee in every sentence.

Note to self: Don't go to Tyrone

A generally good rule of thumb for life

Just take a wee detour up the wee road to Durry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

"I've got the female voice on mine but I've told her it she gives me any cheek ill be muting her and upgrading to the newer model

No she didn't but I have noticed that when the signal goes weak, he accent changes to a more American accent and she sounds like she has cotton buds shoved up her nostrils

So did she give you any cheek after that ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread