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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth

Good Morning Fabland

If you're as bored as i am, why not suggest a silly status for the user above you?

Nobody is obliged to add a status, and theres no minimum time to keep them there for.

Just have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth


"Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning. "

Is that a suggestion, or an admission?

Yours; Seeking Milf, golfball and garden hose. For science.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

Is that a suggestion, or an admission?

Yours; Seeking Milf, golfball and garden hose. For science. "

“It’s a no nickers day for us”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

Is that a suggestion, or an admission?

Yours; Seeking Milf, golfball and garden hose. For science. "

Lmao.

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Oh we’re in! Why not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds fun I’m in

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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth


"Oh we’re in! Why not lol "

Dip in, get wet, take a bite

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By *aton28Man
over a year ago

galway/mayo

In, sure why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to say I was in for a bit

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"This sounds fun I’m in "

I’ve bought the carrots who’s bringing the lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sounds fun I’m in

I’ve bought the carrots who’s bringing the lube?"

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them""

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot? "

“Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple”

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot? "

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!! "

'That is NOT a banana'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!! "

You’re just going to have to wait and see if anyone agrees with me! Put it up, see what happens. Lol

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!! "

A Va you are extremely hot and definitely worthy of that status update

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,

It's a day I sunbathe naked

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

[Removed by poster at 08/08/23 09:29:16]

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!!

A Va you are extremely hot and definitely worthy of that status update"

I'm a catfish and quite a few here know it. I went with the banana one to at least attempt to abide by the rules of this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!!

A Va you are extremely hot and definitely worthy of that status update"

Dangerously Delicious!!!

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!!

A Va you are extremely hot and definitely worthy of that status update

Dangerously Delicious!!!"

Now That's a status I could post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm on top of things, would you like to be one of them"

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers…

I mean am I that hot?

Oh lordy! I don't have the body confidence for that one!!

A Va you are extremely hot and definitely worthy of that status update

Dangerously Delicious!!!

Now That's a status I could post "

Why haven’t you then? Lmao

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I'm.in

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Hit me up…

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

I was going to post this for the guys but I reined in my redhead brattiness…

“When 4 people have sex it's called a 4some. When 3 people do it it's called a 3some. Guess that’s why I’m called handsome.”

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I was going to post this for the guys but I reined in my redhead brattiness…

“When 4 people have sex it's called a 4some. When 3 people do it it's called a 3some. Guess that’s why I’m called handsome.”"

Ahahaha! Love this!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I got skipped! Whois is being bold and breaking the chain

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I was going to post this for the guys but I reined in my redhead brattiness…

“When 4 people have sex it's called a 4some. When 3 people do it it's called a 3some. Guess that’s why I’m called handsome.”

Ahahaha! Love this!"

Right now if only one of the guys is in for a laugh and posts it. That’d be even better

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I got skipped! Whois is being bold and breaking the chain "

Everyone…although I’ve put up one no one has taken if you’re in for a laugh

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"I got skipped! Whois is being bold and breaking the chain

Everyone…although I’ve put up one no one has taken if you’re in for a laugh"

Done

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By * VaWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I was going to post this for the guys but I reined in my redhead brattiness…

“When 4 people have sex it's called a 4some. When 3 people do it it's called a 3some. Guess that’s why I’m called handsome.”

Ahahaha! Love this!

Right now if only one of the guys is in for a laugh and posts it. That’d be even better"

I have my "delicious" fingers (and toes) crossed for that

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I got skipped! Whois is being bold and breaking the chain

Everyone…although I’ve put up one no one has taken if you’re in for a laugh

Done"

Oh you legend!!! Now I need to know if you get any bites

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth


"I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

"

Taken

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit me up… "

I’m gonna go take a hot shower.

It’s like a normal shower, only with me in it.

Morning Panther.

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

Taken "

Love it

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By *iver80Man
over a year ago

south side ,


"I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

"

and you wouldn't give him a bit????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

Taken

Love it"

Caution too hot to handle.

Morning ginger nuts.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"Hit me up…

I’m gonna go take a hot shower.

It’s like a normal shower, only with me in it.

Morning Panther."

done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hit me up…

I’m gonna go take a hot shower.

It’s like a normal shower, only with me in it.

Morning Panther. done "

Dear Mother Nature, please check the thermostat someone has set it to hot as hell. On second thoughts it’s just me, naked in front of the mirror again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm.in"

No arguments, no seriously, can I help it if I’m hotter than a junkies spoon.

Morning and Lou.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"Hit me up…

I’m gonna go take a hot shower.

It’s like a normal shower, only with me in it.

Morning Panther. done

Dear Mother Nature, please check the thermostat someone has set it to hot as hell. On second thoughts it’s just me, naked in front of the mirror again. "

Put that on yours….

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin


"I’m having too much fun. Any cpls want to try:

“ Hubby thought I was playing under the covers. Was only trying to open my chocolate bar without him noticing ”

Taken

Love it

Caution too hot to handle.

Morning ginger nuts. "

Good morning

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

We’ll put another up if someone has something fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the op’s

Blanket on too hot.

Blanket off too cold.

One leg out perfect.

Till the demon of paranormal activity grabs it and has his way with me.

I should really stop calling my hubby a demon in the sack.

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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth


"We’ll put another up if someone has something fun"

Laying in bed, room for 2 or 3 more

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By *arry and Ann OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth


"One for the op’s

Blanket on too hot.

Blanket off too cold.

One leg out perfect.

Till the demon of paranormal activity grabs it and has his way with me.

I should really stop calling my hubby a demon in the sack. "

I had to fiddle with it to make it fit

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath


"We’ll put another up if someone has something fun"

Never sleep with a fisherman as they regularly catch crabs.

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

In ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the op’s

Blanket on too hot.

Blanket off too cold.

One leg out perfect.

Till the demon of paranormal activity grabs it and has his way with me.

I should really stop calling my hubby a demon in the sack.

I had to fiddle with it to make it fit "

So I can see, though I think you’ve come up with my new status. I had to fiddle with it to make it fit. Lmao

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

A sore finger is a sore thing

But a a sore thing isn't a sore finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sore finger is a sore thing

But a a sore thing isn't a sore finger "

A night with us two and you’ll need new bedsheets, and perhaps a new bed!

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