FabSwingers.com forum: Shots fired

By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Did you allow for windage and elevation before pulling the trigger or just flip it to semi and hope for the best?

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu

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By *oxo4319Man
over a year ago

North Dublin

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

And what a fantastic bosom it is!

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By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

"Did you allow for windage and elevation before pulling the trigger or just flip it to semi and hope for the best? "

Went with semi to save on bullet use. No point spraying the place with bullets and only hitting one or 2 and finding myself out of bullets for the next target.

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By *om Tango OP Man
over a year ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

Thanks for the offer but I’ll give it a pass honey. Don’t think your my type.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

Man gets whingey in hopes that he’ll get fucked…

I’ve seen this one before

As an aside, I’ve seen men fuck themselves with all those things too…I need to stop going down porn rabbit holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is it all women and all men that think like that because I must have missed that survey

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here"

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man gets whingey in hopes that he’ll get fucked…

I’ve seen this one before

As an aside, I’ve seen men fuck themselves with all those things too…I need to stop going down porn rabbit holes

Haven’t we all, but just before world war 3 breaks out I’m off to Tesco’s to get some time out bars. Aughnacloy op can’t imagine there’s much just off you getting your leg over in that part of the country. Something tells me there’s even less chance now! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "

Clearly he’s more into men than woman. I’m always available to console you, just give me the wink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "

His loss

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men"

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

"
try it all at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "

You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

With a figure like yours Ms Lou why would you need to masturbate. There’s probably a line of guys forming somewhere at the moment waiting to get they’re hands on you!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Although there's a fair amount of dispute potential in the 'men fuck anything', I think though you fetched the wrong angle for this argument.

Imo the more interesting aspect is the arrogance in saying so that not only judges men but also classifies the 'anything' as inferior. What criteria exactly apply to be in the 'anything' category I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the left women...????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the bright side ladies, with an array of different vegetables of different shapes and size being used for masturbating at least you’re all getting your 5 a day! Lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Is the corn on the cob frozen or fresh

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

So that's what popping your cherry means!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the left women...????????"

Left women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol

You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's

Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol

You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's

Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.

Fresh or frozen?

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "

Oh he would, but he's a realist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol

You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's

Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.

Fresh or frozen?"

Fresh and organic with knobbly bits, frozen carrots loose their consistency.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all..."

*runs to Tesco

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.

Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?

I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"What about the left women...????????"

Surely it’s wrong women who were left out?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.

Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?

I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."

In all fairness, I would fuck anything... I don't like to discriminate against non-sentient beings. That's why I dated a girl from Sligo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the left women...????????

Surely it’s wrong women who were left out?!?

I thought it was all the Communist women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the left women...????????

Surely it’s wrong women who were left out?!?

Waa beginning to think it was too subtle

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By *mperialcolinMan
over a year ago

cork, kerry, limerick

"Fussy fucks, fuck fuckall"

I'm afraid I'm getting fussy with my age.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.

Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?

I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."

Did vegetables just become sentient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.

Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?

I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings."

Nah, I think it's that people want to feel special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The difficulty here is with the word 'anything'.

Surely the right word for those status updates is 'anyone'?

I think this would solve a lot of confusion and hurt feelings.

Did vegetables just become sentient

My aubergines and courgettes have an awful habit of arguing with me

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I mean arguably I would get up on a cracked plate in a tight spot but when it comes to people I just find myself being a little more choosy.

Am I objectifying objects and treating them like... objects?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"What about the left women...????????

Surely it’s wrong women who were left out?!?

Waa beginning to think it was too subtle

We’ll stick with our own humour and let the rest be oblivious

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Ah OP is it that time of the month?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean arguably I would get up on a cracked plate in a tight spot but when it comes to people I just find myself being a little more choosy.

Am I objectifying objects and treating them like... objects?"

Oh my god... I thought this was a safe space for objects

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

I wouldn’t call this thread “shots fired”

In reality it’s a single self inflicted shot to the head….

Best of luck OP, looking forward to an inevitable “it’s so tough to get meets here” thread in a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t call this thread “shots fired”

In reality it’s a single self inflicted shot to the head….

Best of luck OP, looking forward to an inevitable “it’s so tough to get meets here” thread in a few weeks"

And, how does one "violate" horny?

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By *elle111Woman
over a year ago

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen on a female’s profile yesterday the following “Men will fuck anything” Got me thinking a bit which normally gets me in trouble but I’m the kinda cunt that doesn’t care who I offend. Right women think men will fuck anything, but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share! "

I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!

I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "

Surely Mars is the best option, since that's where men are from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!

I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at

Surely Mars is the best option, since that's where men are from "

Ba doom tish

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!

I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "
she can take 4 fingers at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a girl called twix.

While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a girl called twix.

While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum

Is she busy this weekend?

(Asking for a friend, like)

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By *ohng69Man
over a year ago

athenry

"I know a girl called twix.

While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum

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has she a sister called kit kat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

I'm more concerned that we're being replaced by chocolate. Because to be honest, I don't think I can compete with that

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

My inbox is flooded with vulgar messages from household objects now.

Just had a colander offer to drain me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is flooded with vulgar messages from household objects now.

Just had a colander offer to drain me."

Some cheeky whisk contacted me, trying to stir me into a frenzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers

"
i think its time to call in the union..And go on strike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers

i think its time to call in the union..And go on strike!

I would, but I'm in the middle of an ongoing industrial dispute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Were been treated like pieces of meat on here.we have feeling too..down with this type of thing...

Exactly... I'm tired of women seeing me as just a thick dick in a pair of pink trousers

Had to look...LOVE the trousers!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

Prud

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Although there's a fair amount of dispute potential in the 'men fuck anything', I think though you fetched the wrong angle for this argument.

Thats the beauty ... no criteria... you just have to be !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

OP you forgot to add a galaxy ripple bar to the list it’s the perfect dessert to share!

I'm gonna have to go old skool and say the KitKat is where it's at "

Thats why you always go for 2 fingers ... one in pink ....

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!"

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol

You're too busy with the vegetable aisle at Tesco's

Having way too many visions of women in the vegetable aisle of Tesco’s. Don’t think I’ll ever feel the same way about carrots again.

Fresh or frozen?"

Something tells me the veg would be pretty stiff fresh or frozen. Don’t think it really matters! Do you?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!"

Fuck it man ! Just offer veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

Well some might assume all guys are like this or have this attitude

When clearly its the complete opp8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all...

*runs to Tesco

Pick me up some time out bars while you’re there please. I’ll be ever so grateful when you get back.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

Well some might assume all guys are like this or have this attitude

When clearly its the complete opp8"

Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.

They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

You really really love asking that question don't ya ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it somewhat disheartening and confusing nobody has tried to change the subject here. Surely all this talk will lead to an upturn in veg sales and eventually a world shortage. Eat them to defeat them is what I say!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Shoppers rushing out the weekend to test the veg for vag theory

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.

They're usually smart enough to tell the difference. "

Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

You really really love asking that question don't ya ??

I know I mean I'm more than capable of giving myself a bad name and don't need any help in that regards .....do bloke that have fantastic mickeys and are great up bed give us genuine guys a good name

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.

They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.

Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol"

I agree. It was an ironic use of the word genuine.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.

They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.

Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol

I agree. It was an ironic use of the word genuine."

Sorry my irony detector was a bit off there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to get a veg patch sowed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine women and couples don't tar everyone with the same brush though.

They're usually smart enough to tell the difference.

Nonsense. Genuine people are just as likely to be gobshites as anyone else lol"

I can vouch for this. I'm as genuine a gobshite they come

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"It's the likes of this post gives the genuine guy a bad name

Just no talking to some !!!!!!

How does another blokes post give anyone else a bad name

You really really love asking that question don't ya ??

I know I mean I'm more than capable of giving myself a bad name and don't need any help in that regards .....do bloke that have fantastic mickeys and are great up bed give us genuine guys a good name

Absolutells

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"but aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate. Seems to me everyone is violating horny. Not just men

Can't say I've ever used a cucumber, carrot, TV remote, water bottle, corn on the cob or 14 different toys to masturbate. Maybe I'm missing out

I imagine corn on the cob might be interested. Ribbed for her pleasure and all...

*runs to Tesco

Pick me up some time out bars while you’re there please. I’ll be ever so grateful when you get back.

How grateful....justbso I know how many packs to bring back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aren’t yous the gender that uses cucumber,carrots, tv remotes,water bottles, corn in the cob, 14 different toys to masturbate

Sounds like an extra verse in the Jumbo Breakfast Roll song

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Aughnacloy says it all

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Is gender not a social construct

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Is gender not a social construct

Isn't gender often used as or in place or sex ?

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Is gender not a social construct

Isn't gender often used as or in place or sex ? "

Yes it's often misinterpreted as that

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

Too much tik tok

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Too much tik tok

Whist now ... wed fuck clocks too

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Some men will fuck nearly anything

Some women will fuck nearly anything

Nothing to see here

But he wouldn’t fuk me lol "

I think he might be I the minority.

I'm definitely on the other side anyway.

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"I know a girl called twix.

While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum

has she a sister called kit kat?"

I heard she has a cousin called snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a girl called twix.

While she's sucking you she rams 2 fingers in your ass just when you're about to cum

has she a sister called kit kat?

I heard she has a cousin called snickers"

It'll always be Marathon in my heart

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
over a year ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

Carrots ? Great as long as you get the whole ones and not the sliced ones , it’s a fanny not a slot machine

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By *ecipesInRhymeCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "

I doubt we'd cry on those amazing boobs, but we might have to share the chosen objects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww that’s a shame I love men

Ye get a hard time on here

If anyone needs a bosom to catch their tears hmu "
Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

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