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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen, give us all a heads up so we can avoid them. It has to be Jack and Jill for me. Can’t think how this movie ever got made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hated Asteroid City recently

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

2001 a space odyssey

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"Hated Asteroid City recently "

Awh serious? Really lookin forward to that, a really decked out cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2001 a space odyssey "

Heresy!

From recent memory, Wild Mountain Thyme is absolute dreck, but actually great fun to watch with friends and a few drinks

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By *arryWhiteXxxMan
over a year ago

Midleton

That Gerard Butler one about the White House blowing up! "Olympus has Fallen" What a load of bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hated Asteroid City recently

Awh serious? Really lookin forward to that, a really decked out cast"

Your mileage may vary. I enjoyed it, but it is aggressively quirky! If that's not your thing, maybe give it a miss

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By * man 212338Man
over a year ago

Downpatrick Co Down

Any musicals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The holiday!!!

Jack Black is a fucking pain in the hole in that film!!!

Did I tell ye I don't like Jack Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2001 a space odyssey "

Sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Thor Love and Thundering jaysus what a crock of shit

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Plenty but one that sticks out is Bohemian Rhapsody!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"The holiday!!!

Jack Black is a fucking pain in the hole in that film!!!

Did I tell ye I don't like Jack Black

I love that film !

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
over a year ago

belfast

I Heart Huckabees. Truly awful Switched off after about 20 minutes.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

The latest Bill and Ted movie

Like wtf Keanu

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"

Lets be honest Breakin didnt exactly set the world alight ...

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By *alileo22Man
over a year ago

Belfast

The sweetest thing. my eyes have never recovered

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Lets be honest Breakin didnt exactly set the world alight ..."

The world couldn't handle such extreme Poppin' and Lockin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velocipastor

Has to be

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Freddy Got Fingered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Got Fingered"

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"Freddy Got Fingered

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to"

Ah here. I actually loved that movie back in college

I've often wonderwd of I rewatched it now, would I'd think it's absolute shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Got Fingered

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to

Ah here. I actually loved that movie back in college

I've often wonderwd of I rewatched it now, would I'd think it's absolute shite."

You already know the answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Freddy Got Fingered

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to"

The early 2000s were a wild time lol

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

The Others

2 hours of life I will never ever get back

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By *arryWhiteXxxMan
over a year ago

Midleton

"Freddy Got Fingered

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to"

He was very strange. Seems to have disappeared completely in recent years

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Taken -another load of pure shite !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taken -another load of pure shite !"

I'm going to pretend you didn't say that...

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

"Freddy Got Fingered

Whoever thought Tom Green was funny needs a talking to

He was very strange. Seems to have disappeared completely in recent years "

Amazon Prime - Last One Laughing. Bitta fun, bit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Tom Hanks.

The all to earnest All American Hero.

Ugggggh

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I don’t think I’ve seen a single movie already mentioned here, my faith in my taste had been restored…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet"

Brad Pitt won an Oscar for best supporting actor after starting in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Can only assume it was a slow year for the film industry, excluding the last 10 minutes it was a terrible movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noah staring Russell crowe, a religious art house nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Napoleon Dynamite It was meant to be a teen comedy. It was about an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Napoleon Dynamite It was meant to be a teen comedy. It was about an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back instead."

Yes, thank you! I know so many people who love that movie, and it is bewildering to me. I. Just. Don't. Get. It...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noah staring Russell crowe, a religious art house nightmare "

Have too be honest as religious movies go this is probably the best one I’ve ever watched. Doesn’t say much for the rest of them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchorman

Superbad

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

The lobster.

I kept watching thinking it would get better but nope.

Em x

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"The lobster.

I kept watching thinking it would get better but nope.

Em x"

I couldn't believe how bad it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The holiday!!!

Jack Black is a fucking pain in the hole in that film!!!

Did I tell ye I don't like Jack Black

I love that film !"

Most women do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchorman

Superbad"

Pure shite!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"The lobster.

I kept watching thinking it would get better but nope.

Em x

I couldn't believe how bad it was. "

I was disgusted I wasted so much time watching it. I literally sat there at the end and thought what the actual fuck

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Buried makes me claustrophobic even thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last Wonder Woman movie, Gal is gorgeous but wow what a crap movie. The only enjoyable scene in that movie was the opening set piece with the competition between the warriors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m thinking of ending things, released during the early days of Covid straight to Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buried makes me claustrophobic even thinking about it

Ryan Reynolds, buried alive, gave up on this movie after 20 minutes.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

The unbearable lightness of being!!! The only cinema movie I've ever walked out of before it was finished!! Absolute,pure and utter shite!!!! A Beautiful Mind was nearly as bad ..had to stick it out though as the Mrs insisted it has to get better! It didn't!!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The thin red line, just as it was getting interesting it finished

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"I’m thinking of ending things, released during the early days of Covid straight to Netflix. "

I actually tried to watch it this week. Had to fast forward through monologues cuz they wete just sooo boring. I kept waiting for something to happen but entually gave half way through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing some of my fav movies in this thread

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

OCEANS 12

The biggest insult to anyone who's ever bought a cinema ticket in their life. Julia Roberts pretending to play the famous Julia Roberts. Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many crap movies to mention but to save others from not wasting time...kinda like avoiding Timewasters here

...do not watch Once upon a time in Hollywood..still remains the only film l have ever walked out of a cinema on..and a film l watched one Sunday as it was absolutely pouring rain..was the totally brutal film Blackbird. If you got a tree ..yes a tree ..it would be a better actor .. the script..the acting was absolutely brutal in everyway..

..l watched both because l genuinely thought they would be good but what can l say ..oh boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any musicals "

Grease was a brilliant musical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Master

Utter tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Master

Utter tripe"

I'll have to disagree with you on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any musicals "

La la land is my favourite movie of all time, alongside Whiplash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag ,

Comedy film that I left after like 15 mins,

It was that bad the cinema was empty before the end and offered us a refund

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Teeth. One of the only films I've switched off halfway through

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

The Tom cruise jack reacher films he's about 2 foot too short for the role and there like all his films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tom cruise jack reacher films he's about 2 foot too short for the role and there like all his films"

He's two foot too short for EVERY role he's done.

Run all you like and do as many of your own stunts that you want Tom; it won't make you any taller

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Moby dick 2010

Mega shark vs giant octopus

Sand shark

Snow shark

Tho these are ment to be crap

Peter pan and Wendy (it's gone all woke)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Crow, made in the 90’s. Think it was 1994, terrible movie, mostly filmed in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Tom cruise jack reacher films he's about 2 foot too short for the role and there like all his films"

Can’t say I’m a fan of Tom Thumb, apologies Tom Cruise I mean!

I’d have to agree with you there, sadly with much persuading.

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Taken -another load of pure shite !"

I will find you…….

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet"

Two excellent choices for shite movies

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet

You must be the only person who made it to the last ten mins…!!!!!!!!!!

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"The Tom cruise jack reacher films he's about 2 foot too short for the role and there like all his films"

Especially when you see the dude in the Netflix series!

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

PS I love you. If a worse film was ever made I certainly haven't seen it.

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

"PS I love you. If a worse film was ever made I certainly haven't seen it."

That fucking accent your man has and they way they pronounce "whelans"...... whayyyylans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet

That movie was unreal, an ode to the golden age of Hollywood, with the redemption arc of an old washed-up action star, with THAT ending. How can you say that lol

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet

That movie was unreal, an ode to the golden age of Hollywood, with the redemption arc of an old washed-up action star, with THAT ending. How can you say that lol"

You are having a laugh ….!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Tenet

That movie was unreal, an ode to the golden age of Hollywood, with the redemption arc of an old washed-up action star, with THAT ending. How can you say that lol

You are having a laugh ….!!!!"

I'm not man, Tarantino's most underrated film by a mile. The acting, the plot, the soundtrack, one of my top 4 movies. I've watched it probably 10 times.

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