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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago
somewhere |
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a leprechaun flat on his back with a big bump on his head and the golf ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.
'Arrgh! What happened?' the leprechaun asked.
'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer said.
'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ya get three wishes, so whaddya want?'
'Thank God you're all right!' the golfer answered. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.” And with that the golfer walked off.
'What a nice guy,' the leprechaun, said to himself. ‘I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs and a fantastic sex life.'
A year went by and the golfer was back. On the same hole, he again hit a bad drive into the woods and the leprechaun was there waiting for him.
'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here, ' the little guy said. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'
'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answered. 'I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He added, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'
'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer says cheerfully. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'
'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'
The golfer blushed, turned his head away in embarrassment, and said shyly, 'It's OK.'
'C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'
Blushing even more, the golfer looked around and then whispered, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'
'What?’ shouted the leprechaun. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'
'Well,' said the golfer, 'I figure it’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.' |
