FabSwingers.com forum: First thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what is the first thing you do every morning when you wake up ?

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

Remove my cats claws from my face and assure her she’s not starving to death

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Press the snooze button

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Stretch and take a pee

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By *ifes GoodMan
over a year ago

Irelands Atlantic Way, Algarve

Deal with Woody

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I NEVER wake up naturally. It's always one of the kids or the dog making a demand of some kind.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Put my hand in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a pee

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Put my hand in my pants

What ye looking for?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Let the dogs out for a pee and I do the same in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check how bad the pain is likely to be today

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Try and figure out what day it is

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

Here abouts

Usually try to get back into whatever dream I was in, but then I generally always tend to wake just before my alarm.

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By *hris 1000200Man
over a year ago

kells

"Try and figure out what day it is "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go boil the kettle and have a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let the dogs out for a pee and I do the same in the bathroom.

Squatting or leg cocked?

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By *ilverjayMan
over a year ago

Meath

Open my eyes

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Enjoy the morning glory

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Have a good long piss.

Then I get out of the bed.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Have a good long piss.

Then I get out of the bed. "

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Dogs out to pee and fresh water

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking bank account if I am already a millionaire and maybe I will don't have to get up from bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go put on the kettle before frequenting the lavatory

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

A huge stretch from head to toe and cuddle my dog

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Stretch open the curtains then pee

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Try to go back to sleep

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

Think about when I can go back to bed

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Check I'm still alone

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Pee, brush teeth, let the dog out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stretch open the curtains then pee "

Out the window?

For me, check my phone. Realize I’m up way too early and try to fall back asleep

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By *j TruckerMan
over a year ago

monaghan

Swear at the alarm clock for going off too early again

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Stretch,kettle on ,pee

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Check the time to see what ungodly hour my puppy got me up at before giving her a cuddle and letting her out for her business

check the time to see what ungodly hour his alarm clock has gone off at on the weekend yet AGAIN before revisiting the quality of his sleep the previous night which gives me an indication how much pain he is in that day...and then proceeding to cuddle him before he goes for his business

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Look at the clock to see what time it is, as I usually wake up before the alarm

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Let the dogs out for a pee and I do the same in the bathroom.

You let the dog pee in the bathroom too ?

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Lately the alarm is set quite early so I can rush to kitchen and lift the old timer dog outside before he wrecks the place ... then back to be to toss and turn only to get up and do the same again

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Sometimes I have sex

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Sometimes I have sex

Oh stop bragging you

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By *efinitely SteveMan
over a year ago

Laytown near Dublin

Check the news headlines to see (in this order)

If Aliens have landed.

The 2nd coming had happened.

If any nukes have been launched.

If any country has invaded another.

Once none of those things has happened I sigh in disappointment and get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the snooze button for another while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put my hand in my pants

Lol! Same! Was hoping I wasn't the only woman to do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah I do the same also

Then check for my other half

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Piss and put on coffee, ensuring to use separate containers

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By *tmostakiss1Man
over a year ago

This morning it was how much I’d need to win in the lotto/euro millions to say goodbye to work

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Generally turn off the alarm

Then check how the Phillies did

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Curse then put alarm on snooze

Honorable mention: could pee or snuggle also

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By *urryballs46Man
over a year ago

Fermoy

Give my morning glory a quick stroke??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God I'm alive

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