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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any embarrassing moments when comes to sex... have u ever beem caught in the heights of passion when for that time you did do want to be. . Cmon lets here your embarrassing sex stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not embarrassing but definitely in the hilariously funny stakes was when a guy flipped over to let me up in top but as I rolled I missed the edge of the bed and we both hit the floor with a thump Pmsl I still laugh at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe not embarrassing but definitely in the hilariously funny stakes was when a guy flipped over to let me up in top but as I rolled I missed the edge of the bed and we both hit the floor with a thump Pmsl I still laugh at that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into a hotel room the lady opened the curtain and out flies a bird! Lady screams and i just turned around and said "not exactly the extra bird i wanted to find in the room"

Looked out window as i had grabbed the bird to let it out to find lady's other half bursting his bollox laughing (we were on the ground floor)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking into a hotel room the lady opened the curtain and out flies a bird! Lady screams and i just turned around and said "not exactly the extra bird i wanted to find in the room"

Looked out window as i had grabbed the bird to let it out to find lady's other half bursting his bollox laughing (we were on the ground floor)"
so ur definitely good at bird catching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well mine is embarrassing I was on the phone with somebody and things getting very heavy.

Right at the middle the phone cuts off.

Seconds later it rings so I answer and carry on for quite a bit, than I hear thr person call my name. It was not the person I wss talking too originally someone completely different. I was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well mine is embarrassing I was on the phone with somebody and things getting very heavy.

Right at the middle the phone cuts off.

Seconds later it rings so I answer and carry on for quite a bit, than I hear thr person call my name. It was not the person I wss talking too originally someone completely different. I was mortified.

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having d*unken sex on hols actually fell asleep when going down on julie(oh the shame!)but no foul and we still laugh about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife and i was staying at a small b&b in blackpool when i needed the loo which was a flight down when i got there someone was using it so went back to our room and removed my gown and pissed in the basin but a young girl sat up in bed i was in the wrong room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is proberly one nites in my mates house. After a few to many drinks and having sex on her kitchen table. She came down and caught us. Lol but years down the line we laugh about it now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was totally naked and having fun with an equally naked guy in a hotel room when a cleaner knocked the door and immediately opened it and came halfway in....lmao...don't know who was the most embarrassed. This has happened me twice in past year in 2 different hotels with 2 different guys...

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By *igjob01Man
over a year ago

near newtownards

Not so much embarrassing for me but had to beat the life out of the door of a mates room in a B&B we were staying in. He brought back a young lady he met in the local night club and as it turns out she was quite the screamer and had pretty much woke the whole place up at 4 am while they were still shagging. Any way went next door to his room beat the life out of the door to tell him to keep it down only to be joined by the couple who owned the B&B to check everything was ok , so I am hammering on the door it pops open this poor girl is on top of him riding away like a good un looks up sees me and the couple who owned B&B standing there the 3 of us look at each other then at my mate and this girl, mate gives me a thumbs up and continues on poor girl turns bright red and three of us burst out laughing. Breakfast the next morning was one of the funniest moments of my life.

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By *rusader1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

This is a true story..... recently I met and played with a women in her 50’s and have to admit I certainly find it a major turn on to play with a mature woman, but a very embarrassing situation occurred when we were playing in the bedroom! As I was licking her pussy I could feel her orgasm building so I thought right, time to give her some of my hard cock, so as she lay one her back I moved up between her legs and gently started rubbing my cock against her wet pussy before slowly entering her!

At first a few slow trusts before picking up the pace, as her moaning increased I began to fuck her harder and harder and in no time we were like two Duracell bunnies! At this point we were both going hard at it, she was so wet my cock slid in and out with ease....just at this point I noticed an unusual smell and took a quick peek downstairs and too my horror she had done a number 2 in the bed while I was fucking her! Without a second thought I pulled out and thought....how am I going to say this without causing a major scene!

Well, without many words the poor woman was mortified, despite lots of reassurance that these little accidents do happen....she was so apologetic. After a quick clean up and a change of bed sheets we quickly picked up where we left off.....many meets later we still have a giggle about it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha OMG thats priceless ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck i forget the one where room service was ordered the morning after a meet only to be let into a room with several sex toys and condom wrappers all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck i forget the one where room service was ordered the morning after a meet only to be let into a room with several sex toys and condom wrappers all over the place.

Ah I would say room service would have some really good stories to tell and most likely that would be the least embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More for me though. Pity because she was very cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a true story..... recently I met and played with a women in her 50’s and have to admit I certainly find it a major turn on to play with a mature woman, but a very embarrassing situation occurred when we were playing in the bedroom! As I was licking her pussy I could feel her orgasm building so I thought right, time to give her some of my hard cock, so as she lay one her back I moved up between her legs and gently started rubbing my cock against her wet pussy before slowly entering her!

LOL, oh my god I would have left the country!

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