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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

So what gives you the ick on profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too long, they're not that interesting

Too short, absolutely nothing to offer

Ranty digs at other people

Gaping orifices

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Talking about other people

Low effort thoughtless profiles

The inability to write coherently

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

Absolutely! Effort is everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic verifications is probably the main thing that makes me go ewwww

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Spread hairy bum holes right up against the screen

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Pictures of women ( its always women ) where its obvious that she doesn't know the picture has been taken and its a " couples " account

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Graphic verifications is probably the main thing that makes me go ewwww

"

Absolutely haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn names

Ben Dover etc

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Porn names

Ben Dover etc"

Hahaha absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pictures of women ( its always women ) where its obvious that she doesn't know the picture has been taken and its a " couples " account "

It’s a common problem on most sites! I had to cancel two meets at the last minute when male said “ wife/partner cant make it but we can have some fun regardless” . No chance!!!

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

A profile consisting of minimal text, snide status updates, mentioning of narcotics of any kind, close up of gaping holes and japs eyes, infected looking gentalita. Have more but I'd be here all day.

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"A profile consisting of minimal text, snide status updates, mentioning of narcotics of any kind, close up of gaping holes and japs eyes, infected looking gentalita. Have more but I'd be here all day. "

Agree wholeheartedly especially narcotics x

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By *oody BondMan
over a year ago

Sligo

Profile description: I'll fill that in later

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Not 'ick', but profiles with the Sydney thing do make my eyes roll somewhat

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By *ergalMan
over a year ago

East Cork


"Profile description: I'll fill that in later"

When they are here months/years !

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Not 'ick', but profiles with the Sydney thing do make my eyes roll somewhat "

Eye rolls can be sexy tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of individual words give me the

Professional

Stunning

Fun

Discreet....and of course discrete

That disclaimer bollix

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Profile description: I'll fill that in later

When they are here months/years !"

More annoyance than ick for me lol

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Lots of individual words give me the

Professional

Stunning

Fun

Discreet....and of course discrete

That disclaimer bollix "

Hour long profile with no context yuck x

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Things that make you wanna go ick......

Attitude mainly where it's obvious they know who they are and expect everyone else to as well.

Shy introverted bio with gynaecological pics.

Fussy people with contradictory verifications.

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Things that make you wanna go ick......

Attitude mainly where it's obvious they know who they are and expect everyone else to as well.

Shy introverted bio with gynaecological pics.

Fussy people with contradictory verifications. "

Yeah I totally get this. Other people’s perspective can be different from how you view yourself also so that can cause the contradictory factor x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spread hairy bum holes right up against the screen "

Ewww, a hole different meaning for a Man hole cover

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By *eeking PassionMan
over a year ago

yep

Lots but dirty dirty fingernails.

If people are that blasé about posting a picture of a manky hand on a meet up site, imagine the state of down below

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By *taylor122Man
over a year ago

dublin

pictures with sky remotes for reference. People who put crap like "if you read this, put fluffy towels in the subject line"

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Lots but dirty dirty fingernails.

If people are that blasé about posting a picture of a manky hand on a meet up site, imagine the state of down below "

Image not sitting well lol

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"pictures with sky remotes for reference. People who put crap like "if you read this, put fluffy towels in the subject line""

Or cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking status updates, making a vague woe is me statement.

D pics with a toilet in the shot.

Single men's profile with women in their pics.

The Sidney University statement.

Blank profiles asking to meet, and sending a message saying "check my profile out".

Slagging other fabbers off in status updates, or in the forums.

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Attention seeking status updates, making a vague woe is me statement.

D pics with a toilet in the shot.

Single men's profile with women in their pics.

The Sidney University statement.

Blank profiles asking to meet, and sending a message saying "check my profile out".

Slagging other fabbers off in status updates, or in the forums. "

Toilet shots make me ill lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Signs of bareback activity

Sickly looking grey purple cocks

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By *itnessFitnessMan
over a year ago

Wicklow

Poor hazy quality Photos taken with a Gameboy colour gives me the ick lol

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Poor hazy quality Photos taken with a Gameboy colour gives me the ick lol"

Yeh most people have smart phones these days no need!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Graphic profile pics, usernames and verifications

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Graphic profile pics, usernames and verifications"

Can be tough to look at them lol

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Snap filters on grown adults

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"Not 'ick', but profiles with the Sydney thing do make my eyes roll somewhat "

The worst are those with nothing in their bio, but they've managed to copy and paste in that disclaimer nonsense!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

The ick for Mrs Mischief is couples profiles with a dozen or more pictures of the Mrs and not a single one showing Mr. (Instant swipe left)

The ick for Mr is women posting pictures of their gynecology examination or ladies with big tits and all their pics are close-ups of said tits! (Probbaly because I'm not a tit man).

Oh and the sydney disclaimer craic!

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Snap filters on grown adults "

Aww I have one on mine

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Dirty bathrooms

Dick pics x 100

No profile description

Horrid names donkeykong etc

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Dirty bathrooms

Dick pics x 100

No profile description

Horrid names donkeykong etc

"

Donkey kong. Lol

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,

Arrogant, body shaming gym bunnies with a specific list of physical requirements

Instant block for us

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Arrogant, body shaming gym bunnies with a specific list of physical requirements

Instant block for us

"

None of that here lots of jiggly bits

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

God where to start:

Graphic pics

Graphic veris

A million dick pics

Face pic as profile pic

Messy rooms in background

Pics on toilets, with remote controls and deodorants (like seriously

)

Anything drug related

B x

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Oh I forgot the graphic user names a major ick

I think people forget that they have to meet people in the flesh and introduce themselves!!

B x

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Pictures of women ( its always women ) where its obvious that she doesn't know the picture has been taken and its a " couples " account "

Worse again when it's a single guys profile

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By *taylor122Man
over a year ago

dublin

Yep, this 10000%

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

No pics or only dick pics of the male on couples profiles (and they are looking to play with couples or ladies).

Can anyone with such a profile please explain why?

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,


"God where to start:

Graphic pics

Graphic veris

A million dick pics

Face pic as profile pic

Messy rooms in background

Pics on toilets, with remote controls and deodorants (like seriously

)

Anything drug related

B x"

Ha ha messy backgrounds and toilet pics send my OCD off the scale !!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"No pics or only dick pics of the male on couples profiles (and they are looking to play with couples or ladies).

Can anyone with such a profile please explain why?"

In my head its just a single male account, masquerading!

When I see the opposite of that, couples with all female pictures, I think he's not bothered and is just been dragged along by Mrs.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"Pictures of women ( its always women ) where its obvious that she doesn't know the picture has been taken and its a " couples " account "

Had a married male profile contact us awhile back, new to scene, no verifications. There was a good few sexual photos of him and another woman (no clear face) on his profile, taken in the same room/house...I'd nearly swear they were his wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ick for me is shaming / judgemental attitudes. People who think they are into something but aren’t when u get down to the nitty gritty.

I’ve found a lot of people on fab aren’t genuine swingers as don’t know what it means to be genuine swingers.

That said profiles rarely put me off at first glance - dodgy messages are what icks me out.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Snap filters on grown adults

Aww I have one on mine "

Lol sorry! I just can't take a man seriously who sends a pic where he looks like a Disney princess with the lashes/blush etc

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone


"Lots of individual words give me the

Professional

Stunning

Fun

Discreet....and of course discrete

That disclaimer bollix "

Note to self, use amateur, ugly, boring and let's tell the world, in my bio..

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Oh I forgot the graphic user names a major ick

I think people forget that they have to meet people in the flesh and introduce themselves!!

B x"

Yeh totally xx

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

Couples profiles with photos of just the female. Why hide the Mr?

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

Guys with a turtle shell, if you're going to use roids you don't need to advertise it.

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By *ensualandslow321Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Age preferences

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Couples profiles with photos of just the female. Why hide the Mr?

"

Fair ratio is always good x

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"So what gives you the ick on profiles? "

Perhaps controversial but men in lingerie

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"Couples profiles with photos of just the female. Why hide the Mr?

Fair ratio is always good x"

Even just one recent body pic would be nice, it can be quite rare though

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"Oh I forgot the graphic user names a major ick

I think people forget that they have to meet people in the flesh and introduce themselves!!

B x"

This!!

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By *ustinSiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ustinSiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

For me it has to be (as another poster put it) pics of wide gaping orifices. There are some pics women put up of their nether regions that look like trainwrecks.

Then there are pics some guys put up of mutant/hairy jungle bush dicks.

I can't imagine how they put such pics up thinking anybody will find them appealing.

Another one has to be crude user names, ie, bigpussylicker, fannysniffer69, hairycreampieboy.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Someone with a dozen or so verifications, all in the last few weeks. There is being sexually active and then being sexually rampant.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Oh I forgot the graphic user names a major ick

I think people forget that they have to meet people in the flesh and introduce themselves!!

B x

This!! "

---------

Non graphic but descriptive ones are best.

Crazy...a little bit

Sexy....very

Cool....as a cucumber

Cork....gwan gurl.

Badger....grey as

....grumpy as

....sett in his ways

....lives underground

....may end up as

roadkill one day.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"Someone with a dozen or so verifications, all in the last few weeks. There is being sexually active and then being sexually rampant."

Not all verifications are play meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an optimum level of promiscuity? Who knew?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Dickheadcunt must love this thread all the same

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone


"For me it has to be (as another poster put it) pics of wide gaping orifices. There are some pics women put up of their nether regions that look like trainwrecks.

Then there are pics some guys put up of mutant/hairy jungle bush dicks.

I can't imagine how they put such pics up thinking anybody will find them appealing.

Another one has to be crude user names, ie, bigpussylicker, fannysniffer69, hairycreampieboy.

"

I wonder is bigpussylicker a big guy who licks all pussy types or a normal size guy who specialises in licking pussies that are above normal size?

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By *ustinSiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ustinSiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"For me it has to be (as another poster put it) pics of wide gaping orifices. There are some pics women put up of their nether regions that look like trainwrecks.

Then there are pics some guys put up of mutant/hairy jungle bush dicks.

I can't imagine how they put such pics up thinking anybody will find them appealing.

Another one has to be crude user names, ie, bigpussylicker, fannysniffer69, hairycreampieboy.

I wonder is bigpussylicker a big guy who licks all pussy types or a normal size guy who specialises in licking pussies that are above normal size?"

This is the thing. Sometimes some of the usernames can have double interpretations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone with a dozen or so verifications, all in the last few weeks. There is being sexually active and then being sexually rampant."

This is the kind of shaming that I don’t understand- someone in a committed relationship could have sex 12 times in a week. Someone could meet 12 people at a party - the dozen or so verifications could be all socials or they might not be. It’s cool for it not to be your thing but this is a sex site so the shamy tone calling people’sexually rampant’ for enjoying sex is the very reason people are getting frustrated by this site - judgement free zone!

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork


"Someone with a dozen or so verifications, all in the last few weeks. There is being sexually active and then being sexually rampant.

This is the kind of shaming that I don’t understand- someone in a committed relationship could have sex 12 times in a week. Someone could meet 12 people at a party - the dozen or so verifications could be all socials or they might not be. It’s cool for it not to be your thing but this is a sex site so the shamy tone calling people’sexually rampant’ for enjoying sex is the very reason people are getting frustrated by this site - judgement free zone! "

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

When they put age in bio then never change age over time, just take your age out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones asking for their site support to be paid. I know we're in a cost of living crisis but, fuck me

Judgey? Yeah. Don't care

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Someone with a dozen or so verifications, all in the last few weeks. There is being sexually active and then being sexually rampant.

This is the kind of shaming that I don’t understand- someone in a committed relationship could have sex 12 times in a week. Someone could meet 12 people at a party - the dozen or so verifications could be all socials or they might not be. It’s cool for it not to be your thing but this is a sex site so the shamy tone calling people’sexually rampant’ for enjoying sex is the very reason people are getting frustrated by this site - judgement free zone!

"

An a few people would have to leave the site for it to become a judgement free zone.....

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Arrogance

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira


"A profile consisting of minimal text, snide status updates, mentioning of narcotics of any kind, close up of gaping holes and japs eyes, infected looking gentalita. Have more but I'd be here all day. "

All of the above, especially the snide status updates.

Perpetual moaners/'leavers' too. If you want attention that bad, say something funny or interesting

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford


"So what gives you the ick on profiles? "

They won't meet me

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Ten grainy shots of a vulva. The only time I want to be that close is if I'm about to lower my face onto it.

Specific demands about about pubic hair or the lack there up. State you preference sure but some profiles need to climb down off their bare horse

Long lists of no's without a single positive offering. That's also a no no no

Ten photos of just boobs. I like boobs but I also like fashion. And lighting

Veri's that say, don't pass this one up she sucks a mean dick lads.

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

I don’t mind a “No drama” on the profile but the ones that seem to talk about nothing but how drama free they are/everyone else isn’t give me it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pictures with sky remotes for reference. People who put crap like "if you read this, put fluffy towels in the subject line""
This ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez...the ick ? There are a few that automatically give the eyes roll but way out ahead in my opinion are the ones that demand a face pic straight away ( absolutely no harm in that tbh of the ones that have pics of some sort ) BUT the ones that have NO pic WHATSOEVER on their own profile..no public .no friends only ..no private pics .. absolutely NOTHING but they still want a face pic from you in the 1st message ..who is to say that the person that demands that ..and l say demand..cause that's what it is ..who's to say that they may not be the other person's type ? ..the other person will never know.. anyway .. profiles that demand a face pic with 1st message and have no pics whatsoever on their profile give me the ick and are quickly passed over .

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"Jeez...the ick ? There are a few that automatically give the eyes roll but way out ahead in my opinion are the ones that demand a face pic straight away ( absolutely no harm in that tbh of the ones that have pics of some sort ) BUT the ones that have NO pic WHATSOEVER on their own profile..no public .no friends only ..no private pics .. absolutely NOTHING but they still want a face pic from you in the 1st message ..who is to say that the person that demands that ..and l say demand..cause that's what it is ..who's to say that they may not be the other person's type ? ..the other person will never know.. anyway .. profiles that demand a face pic with 1st message and have no pics whatsoever on their profile give me the ick and are quickly passed over ."

Absolutely agree. We don’t have this issue anymore from we put our faces up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what gives you the ick on profiles? "

Hygiene is the big one, good photos. Does not mean have to put hundreds of nude photos on public. That I one share if interested as friend request. Last what looking for and pay attention to what one wants. Allot time couples don’t want single guys. I do wink if think they great profile. And move on!

Allot people do not read bio

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By *andR2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nunya


"So what gives you the ick on profiles?

Hygiene is the big one, good photos. Does not mean have to put hundreds of nude photos on public. That I one share if interested as friend request. Last what looking for and pay attention to what one wants. Allot time couples don’t want single guys. I do wink if think they great profile. And move on!

Allot people do not read bio"

Yeh we find this a lot.

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By *ung guyMan
over a year ago

kildare

All the couples profiles that only the man is meeting. Clearly just a single man.

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