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"I have a list long how much time have u lol" ...all night Hit us with your list, please | |||
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"Have you ever had a meet where one thing in particular stopped the passion dead? I still have nightmares about the time I was hugely turned on and excited by meeting someone only for it to turn torturous when we started kissing and her garlic breath made me want to throw up on the spot. I can't remember how I kept things going but if there had have been a camera in the room I would have won an Oscar. Has anyone else had a specific thing that killed the passion stone dead?" I'll tell you when I've had enough meets to start complaining | |||
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"Getting punched in the face and a knee in the balls because she wanted me to retaliate put a bit of a dampener on things. " Oof. Yeah that's the kind of thing that really needs to be negotiated beforehand. | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind." Were the kids ok? | |||
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"Dirty nails are a real turn off" Yeah it would set the mind wandering. | |||
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"I have a list long how much time have u lol" All the time... | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok?" I didn't hang around long enough to find out | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind." | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok? I didn't hang around long enough to find out Did he acknowledge your presence at all? “Don’t mind me mate!” Or did he just talk over you? So many questions!" Pretended I wasn't there. I think I was 20. She was probably about 50. I was a bar tender at the time. | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok? I didn't hang around long enough to find out Did he acknowledge your presence at all? “Don’t mind me mate!” Or did he just talk over you? So many questions! Pretended I wasn't there. I think I was 20. She was probably about 50. I was a bar tender at the time. " You were tender after that. | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok? I didn't hang around long enough to find out Did he acknowledge your presence at all? “Don’t mind me mate!” Or did he just talk over you? So many questions! Pretended I wasn't there. I think I was 20. She was probably about 50. I was a bar tender at the time. You were tender after that." Not as tender as the poster above with the punch and knee to the balls! | |||
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"Hygiene Bad breath No effort made Bad manners Rude No eye contact Obnoxious " Agree with all of the above... I pride myself on being the opposite... Humility and chivalry are very important | |||
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"Getting punched in the face and a knee in the balls because she wanted me to retaliate put a bit of a dampener on things. " You really seem to attract drama ! | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok? I didn't hang around long enough to find out Did he acknowledge your presence at all? “Don’t mind me mate!” Or did he just talk over you? So many questions! Pretended I wasn't there. I think I was 20. She was probably about 50. I was a bar tender at the time. " Did he know you were there? | |||
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"Lying about age , if I want a granny I'll hang out at Bingo ... Never realised the hygiene issues of some guys on here til I went to DV8 last night. It's a tough station ladies " Elaborate? | |||
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"Arrogant men. Men who boast to Willow about all the women they have and how incredible they are in general " Really?? Wow there really are some clowns out there! | |||
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"Arrogant men. Men who boast to Willow about all the women they have and how incredible they are in general Really?? Wow there really are some clowns out there!" Nothing worse than someone with an overinflated sense of their own ability. Not me though, I’m the fucking best! | |||
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"When her husband walked into the bedroom at 1am and asked if the kids were ok. I didn't know she had a husband or children. Twenty three years ago and it's still seared into my mind. Were the kids ok? I didn't hang around long enough to find out Did he acknowledge your presence at all? “Don’t mind me mate!” Or did he just talk over you? So many questions! Pretended I wasn't there. I think I was 20. She was probably about 50. I was a bar tender at the time. Did he know you were there? " I'll never know. He certainly knew I was there when he saw me in bed with his wife. He just asked about the kids then closed the door and went to bed. Then I left | |||
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"Getting punched in the face and a knee in the balls because she wanted me to retaliate put a bit of a dampener on things. You really seem to attract drama ! " Why do you reckon that? Two nutjobs in 7 years isn't a bad return tbf. | |||
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"Arranged to meet on a Thursday and then when we met he proceeded to tell me as he was missing his “Thursday night pints” I better give him a blow job…." Soooo many things wrong with that statement .. Who said romance is dead !? | |||
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"Arranged to meet on a Thursday and then when we met he proceeded to tell me as he was missing his “Thursday night pints” I better give him a blow job…." Hope you at least bought him a few pints | |||
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"I got farted on once … which I , ya know , said fair enough, happens to us all, don’t embarrass the girl and stay looking for the little man in the boat… Then the smell hit …. Egg mayo with a hint of Pinot Grigio " The little man in the boat | |||
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" The little man in the boat " Can’t go too far wrong if you look for him… | |||
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"If her cock is bigger than mine it's a bit of a turn off" Or envy……. | |||
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"Arranged to meet on a Thursday and then when we met he proceeded to tell me as he was missing his “Thursday night pints” I better give him a blow job…." | |||
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"Lying about age , if I want a granny I'll hang out at Bingo ... Never realised the hygiene issues of some guys on here til I went to DV8 last night. It's a tough station ladies " Shit I'm a granny so I may start going to bingo so..dammit.. | |||
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"I am a bit paronoid after all the dirty fingernails comments. If you make your living gardening,,.. You wouldn't believe the effort that goes in to try and clean those nails.... And when you finish for the third time, feck they are still not right. " No offence meant to anyone working in an industry where they use their hands i.e gardeners, mechanics etc. Its the genuinely I havent bothered to clean them people I was referring to! | |||
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"Someone who keeps referring to other women or one he knows your friends with like he's hinting at you to hook him up..... " Really? FFS | |||
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"I am a bit paronoid after all the dirty fingernails comments. If you make your living gardening,,.. You wouldn't believe the effort that goes in to try and clean those nails.... And when you finish for the third time, feck they are still not right. No offence meant to anyone working in an industry where they use their hands i.e gardeners, mechanics etc. Its the genuinely I havent bothered to clean them people I was referring to!" I wouldn't take offence anyway. But I do make sure I try still. I treat meets like dates anyway.... Cause really they are. Fresh shave etc | |||
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"One said my verification might help him get with another fab lady. I was just a rung on the ladder " Desperation. Maybe after a meet would I ask. But tentatively. Definitely not straight up. | |||
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"Coming on too strong before a coffee meet has even been planned. Read the room and go with the flow." You said it much better than I did | |||
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"Coming on too strong before a coffee meet has even been planned. Read the room and go with the flow." This, all day every day! | |||
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"I am a bit paronoid after all the dirty fingernails comments. If you make your living gardening,,.. You wouldn't believe the effort that goes in to try and clean those nails.... And when you finish for the third time, feck they are still not right. No offence meant to anyone working in an industry where they use their hands i.e gardeners, mechanics etc. Its the genuinely I havent bothered to clean them people I was referring to!" Might seem to be a stupid question to ask. How do you know that they haven't bothered to clean them? Without asking or getting a feeling of what they do for a living. Even if a person cuts there nails short, dirt can still get in & sometimes can be harder to remove, then if there nails are somewhat long. I'm not saying dirty nails is nice to see, far from it. Farmer's use sprayer's for certain jobs, that are coloured. The after spray could get on a person, even when they use gloves. As in above the end of the glove, from the wrist, up the arm. They wouldn't come off fully for a good while, like days. Even after washing yourself a No of times. What are they supposed to do? Stay away from a social or cancel a meet? Highly unlikely they'll be wearing long sleeves clothes, this time of the year. | |||
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"One said my verification might help him get with another fab lady. I was just a rung on the ladder " Top rung | |||
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"Please don't type HeHe into a message. Your not ten and it's so gay." Sounds like you might be though…. | |||
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"Please don't type HeHe into a message. Your not ten and it's so gay." Exactly, emojis are way more mature and straight! | |||
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"Please don't type HeHe into a message. Your not ten and it's so gay. Sounds like you might be though…. " Lol, are you trying to get me cancelled | |||
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"Petition to reclaim hehe for the straights! Why do the gays get all the fun things " What about Lol please someone claim it ......I hate it too | |||
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"So hehe is for kids and gays, Lol is also disliked; so what does everyone recommend for displaying hilarity?" | |||
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"I am a bit paronoid after all the dirty fingernails comments. If you make your living gardening,,.. You wouldn't believe the effort that goes in to try and clean those nails.... And when you finish for the third time, feck they are still not right. " Yep and oil is a cunt | |||
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"Lying about age , if I want a granny I'll hang out at Bingo ... Never realised the hygiene issues of some guys on here til I went to DV8 last night. It's a tough station ladies Shit I'm a granny so I may start going to bingo so..dammit.." Eyes down for a full house | |||
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"So hehe is for kids and gays, Lol is also disliked; so what does everyone recommend for displaying hilarity?" Ho,ho, ho?? But its a bit seasonal. | |||
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"Have you ever had a meet where one thing in particular stopped the passion dead? I still have nightmares about the time I was hugely turned on and excited by meeting someone only for it to turn torturous when we started kissing and her garlic breath made me want to throw up on the spot. I can't remember how I kept things going but if there had have been a camera in the room I would have won an Oscar. Has anyone else had a specific thing that killed the passion stone dead?" Hygiene is key!!! | |||
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