FabSwingers.com forum: Worst opening line in a message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering what's people's worst opening line in a fab message from someone new? Personally I find lines like "cum suck my cock" a real turn off for starting a conversation!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Well

Blow and go?

The list is endless to be honest

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

I hate the "can I ask you a question?" Now this isn't just confined to the catfight guy. There's a few who do it and it can be bloody annoying.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Just wondering what's people's worst opening line in a fab message from someone new? Personally I find lines like "cum suck my cock" a real turn off for starting a conversation!

Well at least they could spell the word "come" correctly.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I know you're straight but.." is always a bad start.

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By *ewrideMan
over a year ago

What's the best opener?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"What's the best opener?"

That's another thread entirely. This one is about a different topic.

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

"You look like you know how to suck"

"I'm near you and bored"

"Do you think you're going to pull dressed like that"

And people wonder why its hard to get a meet!

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

"Hey"

That is usually the entire message as well.

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By *ewrideMan
over a year ago

"What's the best opener?

That's another thread entirely. This one is about a different topic.

Yes, but it's easy to keeping pointing out the negative without being constructive

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you fancy a wank in a dark room

Am I that feckin ugly or what

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Do you fancy a wank in a dark room

Am I that feckin ugly or what

Yes. Anyway, my eyes were sore that day so I thought the dark room would be a win/win.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"do you want wanked off"

"allright mate do you want to empty your balls"

Like not even a please or thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering what's people's worst opening line in a fab message from someone new? Personally I find lines like "cum suck my cock" a real turn off for starting a conversation!

I bet you jumped straight into your car and broke all speed limits and jumped numerous red lights to get to him!! ( not)

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?"

Well do youse?

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

Well do youse?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own.

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

Well do youse?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own."

Bravo..... Must look back at them now

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I really like your profile and I'd like to get to know you better. You can check out my photos on... Xxxxxwebsite....

Had more then one of these.

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?

Well do youse?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in 83, I think they really came into their own."

Off topic

... But Carrot in a Box.... When you know you know.. Great moniker!

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Do ya like Huey Lewis and the News?"

He was probably trying to set up his killer next response... "I'd be happy to be stuck with you"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite unbelievable the brass balls on some folk

“cum suck my cock”

Not even to enquire if you had access to a vehicle or public transport?

No concern for dietary preferences.

But good that he had lots of flexibility in his diary that you could grant him this favour at any time of day or night.

Maybe you should have put him in contact with your local dyson stockist.

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By * TicingMan
over a year ago

Dublin 7

With the lack of responses on here I'd say I have the worst opening messages or at least must be in the top 10!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

How u

Suck?

Hey

Will you come to our house tonight and degrade myself and my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best opener?"

I was just thinking that.

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By *oody BondMan
over a year ago

Sligo

"I hate the "can I ask you a question?" Now this isn't just confined to the catfight guy. There's a few who do it and it can be bloody annoying. "

I too get that and I just ignore them of course. Funny thing is they ask if they can ask a question by asking a question

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

ASL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you

Wanna fuck

Your close

U accomodate

Gimme a chance

Love to fuck you into next week

..and the list goes on..

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"ASL?

all the rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi"

"how are you x"

"are you free"

"are you paying to much for car insurance? “

The list goes on, not much to engage on so you really need to either view their profile to ascertain is this going to be an intelligent conversation or?

For my last quote I simply couldn't resist replying" Phone 1890 222 222, 1890 ta to to to to to

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"ASL?

all the rage "

God be with the days! Good old MSN messenger!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

...?

But my favourite one i don't fuck fat burds but id make an exception for you...

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

...?

But my favourite one i don't fuck fat burds but id make an exception for you...

So generous of them. Who says chivalry is dead eh?

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

"I hate the "can I ask you a question?" Now this isn't just confined to the catfight guy. There's a few who do it and it can be bloody annoying.

I too get that and I just ignore them of course. Funny thing is they ask if they can ask a question by asking a question

Strangely that's usually my thought too.

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By *rish In DubaiMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I'll give you the best blowjob of your life. You can put a bag on my head. You honestly won't know it's man.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Would you breed her!???

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I would never send a stupid reply like those . I did not realise how bad a guy could be ..I would always respect a lady .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...?

But my favourite one i don't fuck fat burds but id make an exception for you...

Aren’t you the lucky one! I hope you didn’t sprain anything in your haste to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never send a stupid reply like those . I did not realise how bad a guy could be ..I would always respect a lady . "

Your medal is in the post

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I like feet

Yes I really like feet

Do you like you feet sucked

Wow, you really like feet

Have you a foot fetish

The answer is sole (soul) destroying... No I dont...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet and eyeballs is my pure ick ..

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By *1CorkCouple
over a year ago

London

“I know where you are”

We’ve had three messages to that effect with that first (and only) line tonight from creeps after we posted outdoor photos. Even if you do know, best not to be sending creepy messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours was two words

Any pictures

???

Oh and the fight guy he’s away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well

Blow and go?

The list is endless to be honest "

Wow, ok! I rather ask how doing… not so direct!

Sometimes nice to chat

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By *exbombABCMan
over a year ago

BLANCHARDSTOWN

To be honest I never know what the right thing to say to a woman when I message them. I usually start off with hey how are you? Tell a bit about myself, I never send anything filthy in messages I’d love to get a woman’s opinion on this because I’m being kind and not rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""do you want wanked off"

"allright mate do you want to empty your balls"

Like not even a please or thank you

Hate those ones - and answer is no

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By *exbombABCMan
over a year ago

BLANCHARDSTOWN

I just try to be kind and not be rude or filthy show them respect but I see a lot on here that say don’t start with hello, hi, hey or hey there. Not left with much options.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 14/07/23 08:13:23]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs? "

Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Hi.....my name is Michael McCarthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?

Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?

And then you regifted it to me! The nerve.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hi.....my name is Michael McCarthy

You lucky, lucky man!

Only a very lucky few, usually less than 200, get to see that thrilling opener each day! You're in!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?

Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?

And then you regifted it to me! The nerve. "

To be fair now, it was better looking than mine so what's a man to do? It's the fab way.

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

I usually ask if she's enjoying her experience on Fab so far and that gets ignored too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?

Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?

And then you regifted it to me! The nerve.

To be fair now, it was better looking than mine so what's a man to do? It's the fab way.

Ah ok. Very considerate of you to avoid causing trauma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5.47 am . Just got a message from a random male profile “ Chat” .Why would some even bother sending that ffs?

Well, you sent me back a cock pic so I thought you liked it?

What are you on ? You must be half asleep yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg! Cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh ya I def came running

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg asshole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So is this one particular guy or several guys that invite woman to participate in a catfight in a hotel? I have had several of these messages from different profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give you the best blowjob of your life. You can put a bag on my head. You honestly won't know it's man.

I have had that, so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is this one particular guy or several guys that invite woman to participate in a catfight in a hotel? I have had several of these messages from different profiles."

Catfight? What the hell!!!

Has people got nothing alse to than to make up weird fantasy shit

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'll give you the best blowjob of your life. You can put a bag on my head. You honestly won't know it's man.

I have had that, so annoying "

Can you confirm then that it really was the best blowjob of your life?

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Look you’re not my type but if you’re looking for a quick f*ck I can do that

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

""Hey"

That is usually the entire message as well."

This. If they can't put a bit of effort into a message they're not going to put any effort in to anything else

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By *exbombABCMan
over a year ago

BLANCHARDSTOWN

I usually start with hey, hi or hello then start with a conversation but these days I see that you’re not even allowed to start a conversation with hey, hi or hello. If anyone women have a way a guy should start a conversation with a woman please enlighten us. Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want to waste your time can i see your face pic!!

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Just hey is bloody annoying. Trying to start a convo off the back of that is just meh.

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By *ngloirishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

One recently was just the name of a local pub.....

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

We dislike ‘how are you?’

We hate ? Mid chat

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

We dislike ‘how are you?’

We hate ? Mid chat

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Had a woman messaging me first saying "lets chat" which is kinda lame really

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lose the beard or you have fuck all chance of ever meeting us.

Yes good morning to you too

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Reading these, I wonder why I’m not the fab king

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hello there neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!

I get that the whole time.

Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!

Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!

All bloody guys

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

"Do you fancy a wank in a dark room

Am I that feckin ugly or what

No but I am that’s why I suggested it LOL

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

"You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!

I get that the whole time.

Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!

Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!

All bloody guys

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ok but why not put a filter on blocking guys from messaging you if you dont want that type of attention from guys because lets it some guys on here will have sex with anyone regardless of who you are

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
over a year ago

newtownabbey

"Can we chat and see how it goes"

1. Captain obvious strikes his shot. Isn't that why people message in a first place - to see where it goes?

2. Hate chatting about chatting.

Zero conversations that ever started that way ever survived longer than 5 messages.

Missus

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

"Hi"

Thanks... I'll just extrapolate from that exactly where this is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You close to me, would you fancy a fuck!!

I get that the whole time.

Or would you like to fuck my throat!!!

Absolutely fabulous offers, but from the wrong sex!!!

All bloody guys

ok but why not put a filter on blocking guys from messaging you if you dont want that type of attention from guys because lets it some guys on here will have sex with anyone regardless of who you are"

Some guys might be looking for a guy to join them and their lady friend for a straight mfm.

I sometimes messaged a guy looking for them to join an ex lady friend and I for a mfm as you can see from my verifications.

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By *ustinSiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ok this profile I usually get offers from guys which I politely decline.

On our couple profile, we often get, "have noticed we are close to one another" or "I am passing through your area".

Our thought usually is "Right, and what's your point?"

Another message her and I had recently was from a single guy account stating they are a couple but also have the single account and are in the same are as us now.

Ermmmm that's just a firm no, not happening.

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin westmeath galway

Fancy a quick ride im in the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a quick ride im in the area

Thought you'd never ask

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By *rxmrsCouple
over a year ago

Dublin westmeath galway

"Fancy a quick ride im in the area

Thought you'd never ask

I should have asked u in private

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Show me where you piss from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The copied and pasted ones that the same people send OVER and over again

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