FabSwingers.com forum: Win a free evening pass to DaChurch

By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

Have you always dreamed to see what's behind DaChurch's doors?! Say 'Yes!' and add something you're DaBest at and you can win an evening invite to our first ever " Greedy Girls party! " on 29th July 2023

Funniest and unique answer will win.

Good luck. And remember this is just for fun.. but there will be a winner.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

No.

In this age of wokeness and equality I think it would only be fair that there was also a "greedy guys" event so I think I will wait for that.

Careful ladies, don't get trampled in the rush....

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

"No.

In this age of wokeness and equality I think it would only be fair that there was also a "greedy guys" event so I think I will wait for that.

Careful ladies, don't get trampled in the rush....

We have had 10 of those events already, they are in big demand,so we decided to up and change the odds.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Yes! I'm Dabest at at Dabanging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure, given the country we're living in, that all Fabbers would associate sexual experiences and churches with anything even close to fond memories

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"No.

In this age of wokeness and equality I think it would only be fair that there was also a "greedy guys" event so I think I will wait for that.

Careful ladies, don't get trampled in the rush....

We have had 10 of those events already, they are in big demand,so we decided to up and change the odds. "

My understanding of a "greedy guy" event would be one guy and a group of ladies. Are you saying you have had numerous such events in the past.

If so count me in for Da next one.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Win a free ticket to a party in a sex club or go off topic and criticise.

Jesus guys.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I’m not sure, given the country we're living in, that all Fabbers would associate sexual experiences and churches with anything even close to fond memories

Oh I don't know. I've done memories of fingering Samantha from my class in the back of our local church. Was a nice quiet spot to go.

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

"I’m not sure, given the country we're living in, that all Fabbers would associate sexual experiences and churches with anything even close to fond memories

Oh I don't know. I've done memories of fingering Samantha from my class in the back of our local church. Was a nice quiet spot to go."

Now i know who you are. Samantha talks of you often.

She is doing well by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Win a free ticket to a party in a sex club or go off topic and criticise.

Jesus guys.

If this wins funniest submission then I’ll put my foot through Ryan Tubirdy and send his talent agent the bill

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

"I’m not sure, given the country we're living in, that all Fabbers would associate sexual experiences and churches with anything even close to fond memories

Oh I don't know. I've done memories of fingering Samantha from my class in the back of our local church. Was a nice quiet spot to go.

Now i know who you are. Samantha talks of you often.

She is doing well by the way

Ahh fond memories. Does she still make that little squeaking noise when something goes up her bum?

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

"I’m not sure, given the country we're living in, that all Fabbers would associate sexual experiences and churches with anything even close to fond memories

Oh I don't know. I've done memories of fingering Samantha from my class in the back of our local church. Was a nice quiet spot to go.

Now i know who you are. Samantha talks of you often.

She is doing well by the way

Ahh fond memories. Does she still make that little squeaking noise when something goes up her bum?"

No she is use to it now.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Yes hubby Is dabest at useless trivia sci-fi knowledge and I'm dabest at having a great ass according to him. What an opportunity your giving people thanks for the chance op we've heard n9thing but great things about your events

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Doom Eternal. I'd hand you all your asses. I'm DaBomb

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

In this age of wokeness and equality I think it would only be fair that there was also a "greedy guys" event so I think I will wait for that.

Careful ladies, don't get trampled in the rush....

We have had 10 of those events already, they are in big demand,so we decided to up and change the odds.

My understanding of a "greedy guy" event would be one guy and a group of ladies. Are you saying you have had numerous such events in the past.

If so count me in for Da next one."

You are correct, but i was referring to greedy guys night not just a guy.

As for a "greedy guy" night there are few and far between men who can singly satisfy a few girls in one night. Never mind lots.. the girls just end up playing with themselves. But that's just my useless opinion, hopefully i will be corrected.

Ok back on topic...

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By *nnasSecretsWoman
over a year ago

Kildare/Laois

"Have you always dreamed to see what's behind DaChurch's doors?! Say 'Yes!' and add something you're DaBest at and you can win an evening invite to our first ever " Greedy Girls party! " on 29th July 2023

Funniest and unique answer will win.

Good luck. And remember this is just for fun.. but there will be a winner. "

YES! I'm DaBest at DaTittiesWank, remember?! Lololol

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

Funniest and unique answer will win.

Good luck. And remember this is just for fun.. but there will be a winner.

YES! I'm DaBest at DaTittiesWank, remember?! Lololol

Thats cheating, you have done that already, but im not complaining. Definitely DaBest so far

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By *arryWhiteXxxMan
over a year ago

Midleton

I'm DaBest at Rimming. Man or Woman, I promise that you'll be purring if you sit on my face...

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I can't even get beyond my own doors - oh wait, that's what I'm best at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest and unique answer will win.

Good luck. And remember this is just for fun.. but there will be a winner.

YES! I'm DaBest at DaTittiesWank, remember?! Lololol

You'll have to refresh my memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

I can't even get beyond my own doors - oh wait, that's what I'm best at

Doors again eh…?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"No

I can't even get beyond my own doors - oh wait, that's what I'm best at

Doors again eh…?

Should have known you'd be lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

I can't even get beyond my own doors - oh wait, that's what I'm best at

Doors again eh…?

Should have known you'd be lurking

I just follow you around and wait for you to mention doors .

Not all hero’s wear capes… (I do , however , wear a cape.. because capes are cool

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By *uppy2017Woman
over a year ago

galway

I need to go and confess all my sins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Da Best at getting on my knees worshipping dick can I get a Hallelujah..

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

"I'm Da Best at getting on my knees worshipping dick can I get a Hallelujah.."

Hallelujah

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

Amen to that

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Hallelujah!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

In this age of wokeness and equality I think it would only be fair that there was also a "greedy guys" event so I think I will wait for that.

Careful ladies, don't get trampled in the rush....

We have had 10 of those events already, they are in big demand,so we decided to up and change the odds.

My understanding of a "greedy guy" event would be one guy and a group of ladies. Are you saying you have had numerous such events in the past.

If so count me in for Da next one.

You are correct, but i was referring to greedy guys night not just a guy.

Ok back on topic... "

More than happy to show that it can be done.

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'm Da Best at getting on my knees worshipping dick can I get a Hallelujah.."

Hallelujah

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Will RTE be involved?

Can we borrow a car and have you any spair flip flops going

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Wish I could go to that but unfortunately I’ll be abroad

Great venue and great hosts.

Hopefully you run another one at a later date

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

YES!! DaBest at being an insatiable little Brat…..

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Yes! Well I am quiet good making a greedy girls eyes roll and satisfying their appetite

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

yes!!!

Simply DaBest better than all the rest.......

Take me to DaChurch I'll worship like I'm in doggy...

(Remixing a little Tina and Hozier

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"No

I can't even get beyond my own doors - oh wait, that's what I'm best at

Doors again eh…?

Should have known you'd be lurking

I just follow you around and wait for you to mention doors .

Not all hero’s wear capes… (I do , however , wear a cape.. because capes are cool

Dude ... caps are soooo 90s

Real heros wear heelies

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

YES, whether it's finding out what's behind Shakin Steven's Green Door

Knocking on Heavens Door

or being a Back Door Man

aul Tim here donned in just apron is the best darn Locksmith in Fab town ...SO LET ME IN!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a class chilly...

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

I'm DaBest at hearing DaConfessions

can we get an invite please

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

"I'm DaBest at hearing DaConfessions

can we get an invite please

Sure you live in DaConfession box why do you need an invite.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DaChurch...isn't that the place where everyone is on their knees ? Well some of them

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By *ulkMan
over a year ago

Ees. Im Dabest with sucking Big Breasts!

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By *imandlizCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

Well my wife says I'm dabest at riding so your going to have to bring us to prove her wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind them .. just pick me

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Not trying too influence the results in anyway but we would buy you a ticket for that post alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Has to be post of the week if not the year

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By *imandlizCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

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By *imandlizCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

When do we know who the winners ?? are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When do we know who the winners ?? are?"

Tomorrow at 12 mass obviously

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By *imandlizCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

"When do we know who the winners ?? are?

Tomorrow at 12 mass obviously

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I hope he is sharing the wine and the Chapel women

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

Winner will be decided on Friday. Please only enter if you can genuinely come (cum) on Saturday 29th july. The host has decided to give away 1 cpls. 1 female and 1 male evening pass ,(but im sure if she sees the Males that post she might just ask them all.. she is a really sexy greedy girl after all. But if you are seriously interested in joining anyway. Please get in touch we might just be able to fit you in.

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Change that to

All hallow to the DaChurch,

And you won

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Change that to

All hallow to the DaChurch,

And you won

Wowser....... Thank you.. Im overjoyed my lil ditty got me entry...

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Has to be post of the week if not the year

Thank you guys. I'm a fan of poetry and rhyme. X

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Well done Castello… some entry !

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Well done Castello… some entry !

Thank you guys

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

"All hallow to DaChurch,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Well done I think this poem needs to be in DaChurch

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By *imandlizCouple
over a year ago

tipperary

Well done _astello you deserve it for that poem. Unfortunately we will have to declare ourselves out for this competition because wife is away that weekend. Thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All hallow to the church,

On whose altar I shall recline,

For angels and devil's I'll search,

To reach a state of divine.

For I shall not be too greedy,

For it alone is a sin,

To those who shall be givers,

I'll happily take thy within.

Has to be post of the week if not the year

Thank you guys. I'm a fan of poetry and rhyme. X "

Well done you deserved it enjoy

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By *uckhyl70Man
over a year ago

Roscommon

Fantastic bit of poetry there. Bet the head called you in for detention and gave you a good spanking x

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By *ord MasonMan
over a year ago

longford

Yes..I'm Dabest at keeping secrets,you can count on me,never a word..

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Still time to get your entry in to win your place for this event

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By *hare liasonMan
over a year ago

north and south of Ireland

Yes…

‘Get me to DaChurch some time’

Lol.

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By *thloneros38Man
over a year ago

athlone/roscommon

Im currently work in a old covent doing up cubicals for ukrainains to house them, and plus im trying to save some of the old architecture that will be dumped by recycling it so thats my best answer

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Yes

Im Dabest at keeping at a party rolling with a microphone in my hand doing MC....I know its a shit answer but its 4.45 am in the morning fffs

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By *aChurch OP Couple
over a year ago

not near

We said we'll do it yesterday, but it was terrible hard to pick only one single guy, as I mentioned before, she's wanted all single guys in lol

So here are the winners:

Costello

TeasingTim

Thatcouplenextdoor

Please pm for all the details.

Thank you all who contributed with funny, witty comments to this and we're looking forward to seeing you on your knees, at DaChurch, repenting for your sins, then double them up, soon

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By *morefor3Man
over a year ago

City

I'm Dabest at backing slow horses and fast women ....one doesn't follow the other unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The da tramp opens doors to _achurch he thought passed into heaven!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"We said we'll do it yesterday, but it was terrible hard to pick only one single guy, as I mentioned before, she's wanted all single guys in lol

So here are the winners:

Costello

TeasingTim

Thatcouplenextdoor

Please pm for all the details.

Thank you all who contributed with funny, witty comments to this and we're looking forward to seeing you on your knees, at DaChurch, repenting for your sins, then double them up, soon

Congrats to all the winners

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over a year ago

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

"We said we'll do it yesterday, but it was terrible hard to pick only one single guy, as I mentioned before, she's wanted all single guys in lol

So here are the winners:

Costello

TeasingTim

Thatcouplenextdoor

Please pm for all the details.

Thank you all who contributed with funny, witty comments to this and we're looking forward to seeing you on your knees, at DaChurch, repenting for your sins, then double them up, soon

Congratulations to all the winners you will have a great night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done all and the op

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"We said we'll do it yesterday, but it was terrible hard to pick only one single guy, as I mentioned before, she's wanted all single guys in lol

So here are the winners:

Costello

TeasingTim

Thatcouplenextdoor

Please pm for all the details.

Thank you all who contributed with funny, witty comments to this and we're looking forward to seeing you on your knees, at DaChurch, repenting for your sins, then double them up, soon

Congrats to all the winners!

You are going to have a fab night

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Greedy or not, all DaRoads lead to DaChurch tonight! #GreedyGirlsNight

So excited about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greedy or not, all DaRoads lead to DaChurch tonight! #GreedyGirlsNight

So excited about it

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

Hopefully everybody that's going to the Dachurch tonight, enjoy themselves & has a good night.

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By *hinkimfuckedMan
over a year ago

near delvin

Funniest and unique answer will win.

Good luck. And remember this is just for fun.. but there will be a winner.

Im debest at being late znd missing all the good stuff"

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I'd probably burn in a church... enjoy everyone going tonight I was too late to get an invite bit hopefully next time..x

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By *ord MasonMan
over a year ago

longford

Enjoy tonight folks,have a great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a great night everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind them .. just pick me

lol"
I sin all night with you lou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place sounds absolutely amazing

Enjoy all that's attending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw I missed out

would love to attend if another greedy girls night is organised

Mrs

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Omg what a night going to take 2weeks to recover I think

Mrssun

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