FabSwingers.com forum: What the weirdest place you unexpectedly got horny but you shouldn't have had?

By *ub23 OP Man
over a year ago

wandering

I'm sure there's a few good stories?

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

At a car rally. Not ideal. Lol

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By *pin21Man
over a year ago

Killarney

At a funeral home. Feels wrong even saying it

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Kids parent teacher meeting.

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

"Kids parent teacher meeting. "

Standard!

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In with my gp yesterday .. he looked hottttt in his tunic .. play doctors n nurses

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By *ub23 OP Man
over a year ago

wandering

"Kids parent teacher meeting. "

Really want to hear the context behind this one

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By *ub23 OP Man
over a year ago

wandering

"At a car rally. Not ideal. Lol"

Was it obvious?

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

I got the urge once when I was in a swimming pool. I didn’t even see anything sexy; I was just a regular horny teen at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting physio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unisex communal showers in the local swimming pool fffs talk about a quick exit lol

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By *adylaceWoman
over a year ago

Waterford City

"At a car rally. Not ideal. Lol

Was it obvious?"

I hope not. Lol

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Needed to have a examination once in hospital and asked would I mind if the student doctors had a look while it happened.

So strip off .....up on the table ....numbing gel injected down into my bladder via my penis followed by a camera and 2 litres of saline solution to expand my bladder via the camera tube

Was warned the gel would heat up like deep heat and possibly get an erection

So procedure finished ....camera and tubes removed then an erection that a cat couldn't scratch

Doctor squeezed my knob to give her time to position lots of absorbent towels all around me and then let go

It was like a feckin geyser going off

Full erection and 2 litres of saline solution going shooting up in the air while 6 students and a doctor were laughing their head off in fairness

I just gave up on the embarrassment...feck it what could I do

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

This isn't about me but a childhood memory. During confirmation, for some reason they walked both the girl and a boy in their getup down the centre towards the alter. She was a "lasher" "gorgeous" etc. He had a boner and was flying low. We all saw. Parents and friends aunts uncles the lot, including the priest, who just carried on as normal.

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By *rishguy086Man
over a year ago

Limerick

I got a Thai massage last week and got so turned on there was no hiding it from her under the towel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors exam ,

Getting my testicles checked for ball cancer , he stops all of a sudden and says , "sorry sir, it's not normal to have an erection during this process!!", To which I replied"but I don't " and then he said "BUT I DO!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my desk in work, watching a video silently on here and had to exit swiftly to sort myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a Thai massage last week and got so turned on there was no hiding it from her under the towel lol"

I’ve had the same thing. Any masseuse is well used to that happening I’d say. It’s a nearly inevitable reaction, generally passes without comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, it was the doctor’s office having a prostate exam. Resulted in a raised eyebrow from him and a red-faced shrug from me.

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By *eathernsilkMan
over a year ago

armagh

On a dental chair. Between her softly spoken voice and vibration of the drill.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

[Removed by poster at 01/07/23 11:27:32]

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

High heel shoe dangling experience at Heathrow, waiting to board a plane home to Dublin. Amazing to watch. Got so hard!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Cavan.

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"I got a Thai massage last week and got so turned on there was no hiding it from her under the towel lol"

Lucky you. They usually change €50 more for a Happy Ending.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

At the optician when he was up close looking into my eyes

B x

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By *otNick11Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cavan. "

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By *orn_again_virginMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I once had sex in the toilet while at a wake ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a wake go so horny as my husband’s friend hugged me

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By *rockdog08Man
over a year ago

dublin

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By *rockdog08Man
over a year ago

dublin

"At the optician when he was up close looking into my eyes

B x"

Ummmm yeah from I can see they were rock hard/wet in return….

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By *ultiOMan
over a year ago

Galway

Giving a presentation in front of colleagues, I wonder if anyone noticed.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Leitrim

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By *adrarfjordr VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Waterford

It happens. There was a girl I used to visit regularly who I swear set out to make sure I got hard (it was a legit establishment and there was never any touching in inappropriate areas). I was once getting a massage and the old guy in the cubicle next to me obviously came in the middle of his massage from the sounds of apologies and giggling next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At my desk in work, watching a video silently on here and had to exit swiftly to sort myself out

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taught you not work..only stay at home and take lovely photos….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While getting a piercing

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By *ub23 OP Man
over a year ago

wandering

"While getting a piercing

Was it noticeable ?

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By *odernlove2022Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Funerals. Always. Women in black outfits. Heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager, riding buses were horrendous. The engine would always rumble through the cabin giving me a right stonker. My stop next was always panic stations. Oh well, hand in pocket keeping the old boy down. Bad enough navigating the bus with 2 hands let alone 1.

So glad I never lost my footing and land on someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was so horny coming home from work yesterday morning that the feeling of my trousers brushing against my cock was making me hard ..

In Applegreen waiting to pay for my coffee…

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"As a teenager, riding buses were horrendous. The engine would always rumble through the cabin giving me a right stonker. My stop next was always panic stations. Oh well, hand in pocket keeping the old boy down. Bad enough navigating the bus with 2 hands let alone 1.

So glad I never lost my footing and land on someone.

Sweet mother of God.....the exact same experience for me

The bloody bus into town used to drive down a street with so many potholes that you'd be bouncing around with an early morning horn trying to think of your granny dying to make it go down

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By *ub23 OP Man
over a year ago

wandering

Few interesting stories lol

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By *eanbelfastMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lough Derg and worse still she flirted back, we talked and swapped numbers though nothing actually happened on the island though I was 18 at the time

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

"Leitrim

Well done - tough to get turned on out there

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By *ames CoughlanMan
over a year ago

Cahir

Marlborough Hotel Spa....massage....in fairness she worked around it.

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By *arryWhiteXxxMan
over a year ago

Midleton

"Marlborough Hotel Spa....massage....in fairness she worked around it."

Did she say anything about it?

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By *akkoMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Funerals. Always. Women in black outfits. Heels. "

Same Ladies .black outfits ??

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By *arcopolot1000Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Every time I’m having a deep tissue massage with my attractive hot physiotherapist.

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By *ackieMan
over a year ago

south

Funeral home… I got a raging horn and was mad for the daughter (around my age) and ended up banging her after the funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funeral looking at sexy cousin. At rollercoaster..just like it and always makes me horny

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By *izzKathrynWoman
over a year ago

Drogheda

Ohh a few places: getting tattoed pain is pleasure & all that jazz lol

Getting laser hair removal and she was absolutely stunning , it was tough!

A unbelievably good looking man in a sexy af suit at a funeral

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