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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So following on from last years mistake when I sent my mother and a few fabbers a dick pic by mistake another disaster today this time ever worse than the last one

In work trying to get a Tender document finished by midday so didn't have time to stop

Drinking a bottle of water,filling in online spreadsheets ....rush rush rush

Run to the loo after pressing send....need to pee urgently...its a long morning...

Start peeing ,phones rings in back pocket,flick my smartphone to see the number,

Answer the call on my smartphone without knowing while customer who I've just sent the email to listens to me peeing as I'm holding things with the hand with the smartwatch on the wrist

He hangs up and emails me instead and actually wrote...hope you washed your hands

Fuck my life

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Yes I bum recorded a voice note whilst peeing

My school friends won’t let me live it down

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Still think sending the pic was funnier

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I can never understand this need to mix peeing and looking at a smartphone - in any circumstances.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Sent a message (not rude) to the wrong account on here.

The person that received it, in error, has blocked me for receiving it and the person who it was intended for blocked me for not replying on time to their original message.

Technological intelligence is always as dumb as the person using it.

Preview, preview and preview again before pressing send.

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can never understand this need to mix peeing and looking at a smartphone - in any circumstances."

Would have been funnier if I checked the original post and wrote smartwatch rather than phone.....it was the watch that answered ...not the phone .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So following on from last years mistake when I sent my mother and a few fabbers a dick pic by mistake another disaster today this time ever worse than the last one

In work trying to get a Tender document finished by midday so didn't have time to stop

Drinking a bottle of water,filling in online spreadsheets ....rush rush rush

Run to the loo after pressing send....need to pee urgently...its a long morning...

Start peeing ,phones rings in back pocket,flick my smartphone to see the number,

Answer the call on my smartphone without knowing while customer who I've just sent the email to listens to me peeing as I'm holding things with the hand with the smartwatch on the wrist

He hangs up and emails me instead and actually wrote...hope you washed your hands

Fuck my life

"
only you bog

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Oh bog.. The best laugh I got today...

The call of nature is always a big one.. I was on a zoom recently, being all prof.. Well I was in the airport... Half listening until a plane went over head.. I got rumbled.. Ahem, "are you in the airport".... Mmmmm you're a very important client..but....

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The dick pic is still the best have a little giggle everytime it's mentioned

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

that gave me a laugh.

Once,instead of sending a text, which was for their eyes only to someone, I posted it on a kik group

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Have to agree, sending the picture was worse.

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

I was on holidays with a few mates. Sitting in a quiet bar, a woman came over and said to me "I bet you have hairy balls" and walked off. Being a bit confused, one of her friends came over laughing.

She told us her friend had lost her phone, and the barmaid had just handed it back saying it was found in the jacks.

Whoever lifted it, went to the toilet, took a picture of his cock n balls and sent it to everyone on her phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the bedroom getting frisky with myself, threw some porn on but for some reason I had no sound, went through numerous videos and sites, hiring and lowing the volume and still no sound. Turned out the phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen

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By *an I Kiss youMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre


"So following on from last years mistake when I sent my mother and a few fabbers a dick pic by mistake another disaster today this time ever worse than the last one

In work trying to get a Tender document finished by midday so didn't have time to stop

Drinking a bottle of water,filling in online spreadsheets ....rush rush rush

Run to the loo after pressing send....need to pee urgently...its a long morning...

Start peeing ,phones rings in back pocket,flick my smartphone to see the number,

Answer the call on my smartphone without knowing while customer who I've just sent the email to listens to me peeing as I'm holding things with the hand with the smartwatch on the wrist

He hangs up and emails me instead and actually wrote...hope you washed your hands

Fuck my life

"

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That is one funny customer

But, wait wait, did you wash your hands ?

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I was in the bedroom getting frisky with myself, threw some porn on but for some reason I had no sound, went through numerous videos and sites, hiring and lowing the volume and still no sound. Turned out the phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen "

Did that too in work to listen to a sex podcast on spotify made by two women on fab

Sound disappeared....kept messing about with it ......they had been discussing anal sex and making a mess of the sheets in the bed by mistake on the podcast that was by now playing in my kitchen on a smart speaker 20 km from my office

My daughter was in a different room and her words on the phone call to me

" Dad....what the fuck are you listening to "

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I was in the bedroom getting frisky with myself, threw some porn on but for some reason I had no sound, went through numerous videos and sites, hiring and lowing the volume and still no sound. Turned out the phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen "

And your parents were having a cuppa there, right?

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

At this stage Bog, I'd stick to pen and paper

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Sent a jokingly abusive text to a work colleague, accusing him of being late for work because he was on his knees with a dirty big cock in his hole and another one in his mouth.

What I didn't know was that he had left his phone with his mother for the day as she didn't have one at the time and was awaiting an important call. She was a very conservative and religious woman and apparently didn't talk to him for weeks after it

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"Sent a jokingly abusive text to a work colleague, accusing him of being late for work because he was on his knees with a dirty big cock in his hole and another one in his mouth.

What I didn't know was that he had left his phone with his mother for the day as she didn't have one at the time and was awaiting an important call. She was a very conservative and religious woman and apparently didn't talk to him for weeks after it "

Only you

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Sent a jokingly abusive text to a work colleague, accusing him of being late for work because he was on his knees with a dirty big cock in his hole and another one in his mouth.

What I didn't know was that he had left his phone with his mother for the day as she didn't have one at the time and was awaiting an important call. She was a very conservative and religious woman and apparently didn't talk to him for weeks after it "

She'd only take one at a time then?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

In a previous job all the drivers were issued with handheld units for invoicing and getting customer signatures etc.

They doubled as mobile phones.

As their line manager I had access to everything on each device and could also track them to within 500m which was handy for informing customers how far away they were.

I rang one of them one day because he was showing up as being at his home address instead of where he was supposed to be and he apologised and asked for a private meeting when he got back.

His girlfriend had sent him some nude pics but accidently sent them to the company device instead of his personal phone and he was at home trying to work out how to delete them.

He couldn't as I was the only one with admin access so he had to ask me to do it for him.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Was getting a bit saucy with a fellow fabber one afternoon in a hotel before a social night sending pics and texts to one another, but i accidentally sent a rather intimate pic to someone on this thread who let's just say saw the funny side after numbers apologies from me

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Was getting a bit saucy with a fellow fabber one afternoon in a hotel before a social night sending pics and texts to one another, but i accidentally sent a rather intimate pic to someone on this thread who let's just say saw the funny side after numbers apologies from me "

Ah jaysus no

That must have been embarrassing

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Was getting a bit saucy with a fellow fabber one afternoon in a hotel before a social night sending pics and texts to one another, but i accidentally sent a rather intimate pic to someone on this thread who let's just say saw the funny side after numbers apologies from me

Ah jaysus no

That must have been embarrassing "

I know right but he was a sport about it though think he probably liked the pic

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Was getting a bit saucy with a fellow fabber one afternoon in a hotel before a social night sending pics and texts to one another, but i accidentally sent a rather intimate pic to someone on this thread who let's just say saw the funny side after numbers apologies from me

Ah jaysus no

That must have been embarrassing

I know right but he was a sport about it though think he probably liked the pic "

What brand of sauce was it?

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Sent a message to my ex by mistake that should of went to the chap I was seeing at the time, the L word was said

My ex phoned me asking what was the text all about? Had to say it was meant to be sent to a girl bf he's heading away and she out of credit and she never put her name on the text, she got confused

Because I answered laughing he believed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sent a message to my ex by mistake that should of went to the chap I was seeing at the time, the L word was said

My ex phoned me asking what was the text all about? Had to say it was meant to be sent to a girl bf he's heading away and she out of credit and she never put her name on the text, she got confused

Because I answered laughing he believed me "

I sent a fairly filthy text to my ex wife back in November meant for a fabber of the same name... the resulting phone call threw me for six, I had no idea I sent her the message and why the person I thought I sent it to wasn't responding... changed her name in my phone that day to Baby Mamma so I wouldn't confuse them!

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

Thank you folks, that all has given me a much needed laugh for a Monday.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I emailed 1000 families and told them their visit to Santa had been moved to the next day.

The email was automatically sent after I accidentally dragged and dropped a cell in the booking software

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

Good man Bog, you always know, how to lift people's spirits.

Like Bog, I sent a dick pic to a family member only. It's year's ago now. I was texting a woman on & off for a period of time. I though I sent a dick to her, as it was loading/sending. I realized I was sending it to my sister. I started to freak out, tired to stop it(can't). I even turned off the phone for awhile, with the hope of stopping it(no joy). A day or later the sister rang, for a chat. As the chat was going on, she brought up, that she got a message off.

I knew exactly what she was on about. I said that it must have happened accidentally in my pocket. I seen that it was sent alright. I had deleted them pictures. They must have been stored in some part of the phone itself, as it was a fairly new phone at the time. She believed me & there was no more talk about it. I dodged a serious bullet. After it I'm checking who I'm sending texts too better.

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