FabSwingers.com forum: Sandwich matchmaking thread

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

Cupid here once again

You want to join in so as to engage in carnal relations with another forum user? Well you’ve come to the right place.

The rules: Simply list the ingredients you’d put in a sandwich in order to woo a potential sexual partner.

Remember, just as many species in the animal kingdom have worked out, you need to impress them.

Now simply sit back and gawk at everyone else answers.

See a sandwich that you’d like?

Great! Type: ‘Show me the sandwich!’ in reply to them here.

Voila! A surefire sexual relationship is created!

This surely can not fail, right? Science for the win!

Off you go folks

Pastrami on rye bread with mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh white bread, real butter, mature cheddar cheese, tomatoes & salt.

I like the simple pleasures

Mrs S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty chunky tiger loaf slices held together with chicken & stuffing, rocket & grated cheddar, accompanied by a big mug of tae

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Sour dough toasted

Chicken

Ballymaloo relish

Baby leaf lettuce

Cherry tomato

Small bit of coldslaw

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Demi baguette, tuna and sweetcorn mix with Miracle Whip (alternatively egg mayonnaise will do), coleslaw and lettuce - Tayto cheese and onion crisps on the side...now I'm hungry - yum

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a plain Jane, ham n cheese toastie with a hot cuppa strong tay

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

White bread

Ham

Packet'a cheese & onion crips

C'mere to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White bread

Ham

Packet'a cheese & onion crips

C'mere to me

I'm here

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"White bread

Ham

Packet'a cheese & onion crips

C'mere to me

I'm here

By god... let's munch on sambos Lou and see where it takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baguette

Two eggs

two rasher

two sausage

two bacon

two puddins (one black, one white)

All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight

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By *appyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

The sandwich on Christmas night!

Batch bread!

Real butter

Cranberry sauce

Ham and turkey

Nice whiskey to wash it down

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Sourdough bread, medium rare roast beef on a bed of rocket and a slather of homemade horseradish sauce.

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"White bread

Ham

Packet'a cheese & onion crips

C'mere to me

I'm here

By god... let's munch on sambos Lou and see where it takes us

Ahh will ye just get a room the pair if ye

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Toasted whole grain bread

Hellmans mayo

Streaky bacon

Fresh tomatoes

Romaine lettuce

Toasted brioche bun

Tomato relish

Ham

Cheddar cheese

Fried egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White bread

Ham

Packet'a cheese & onion crips

C'mere to me

I'm here

By god... let's munch on sambos Lou and see where it takes us

Ahh will ye just get a room the pair if ye

Comon let's get our moneys work .. more the merrier

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

I've made this sandwich at home. Usually got made in a deli.

Brown bread, butter & mayo, coleslaw, red onion, chicken fillet(plane or spicy) sliced, grated cheese, toasted, cut in half or quartered. Hopefully go home & have a cuppa of something.

JASUS I'd nearly have 1 now, if I could get it. MMMMMM

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Only one wedding , I mean sexual union , so far

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

White Bread

Butter

Cornbeef

Tomato

Salt

Heaven

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

"The sandwich on Christmas night!

Batch bread!

Real butter

Cranberry sauce

Ham and turkey

Nice whiskey to wash it down

Perfection single malt with ice cubes

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

"Baguette

Two eggs

two rasher

two sausage

two bacon

two puddins (one black, one white)

All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight

Deee Yee wanna bit of sauce on dat?

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

Sourdough bread with rocket leaves melted bree and cranberry

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By *eth TVTV/TS
over a year ago

Mid Meath

Rind on roasted sliced pork on a Staffords White, buttered, with thinly sliced vine tomato and a topping of Cashel Blue. All served on a bed of spinach.

An alternative is cold roasted chicken, sliced tomato, cucumber, spinach and a pepper relish with a squeeze of Duke’s Mayo; the bagel to come from Portobello’s Bretzel Bakery.

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Ok this could be a very dangerous question I noticed mentions of cheese and onion crisps and then mention of tayto crisps!ok I'm going to regret this tayto north or tayto south?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda Reuben...

Toasted sourdough bagel, pastrami, emmental cheese, homemade pickled red onion, and Thousand Island dressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sandwich on Christmas night!

Batch bread!

Real butter

Cranberry sauce

Ham and turkey

Nice whiskey to wash it down

Add a bit of bread sauce and some stuffing to that and I'd be in heaven

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

"The sandwich on Christmas night!

Batch bread!

Real butter

Cranberry sauce

Ham and turkey

Nice whiskey to wash it down

Add a bit of bread sauce and some stuffing to that and I'd be in heaven "

Sausage stuffing yummy

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im all my 50yrs ive never had a Tayto crisp sandwich

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Omg lolly!!!

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By *og2018Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Heat a pan with butter, two slices of bread toasted on the pan with butter, garlic butter on the inside and fill with chorizo, mozzarella, cheddar and grill the sandwich, drizzle some balsamic vinegarette and boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sourdough bread with rocket leaves melted bree and cranberry "

Ohhh im drooling

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Fresh white bread, real butter, mature cheddar cheese, tomatoes & salt.

I like the simple pleasures

Mrs S x"

You’re a pinch of salt away from being perfect, as above except with ground black pepper instead of salt

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"Im all my 50yrs ive never had a Tayto crisp sandwich

We'll have to change that sometime Lolly

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By *phrodite72Woman
over a year ago

dublin/galway

"Im all my 50yrs ive never had a Tayto crisp sandwich

I bought u bread and taytos woman!!!! Jeez ya couldn't put them together lol.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Brie,

Relish

Carved ham

Homemade coleslaw

Crusty bread with good butter

I just made myself so hungry

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By *ady AphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Letterkenny, Derry

I haven’t wooed anyone with this sandwich but my mum loves them

Bread

Guac

Spicy vegan cheese

Red peppers

Cherry tomato

Lettuce

Hummus

Bread. Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole grain batch

Butter

Mayo

Smoked Applewood Cheese

Ham

Stuffing

Chopped scallion

Chicken

Lettuce (iceberg/little gem)

Mayo

Butter

Whole grain batch

Bread lightly toasted first…

Top half grilled to melt the cheese.

Served with a side salad and cheese and onion hunky dorys.

“If you build it, they will come” - Ray Kinsella

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Kinda Reuben...

Toasted sourdough bagel, pastrami, emmental cheese, homemade pickled red onion, and Thousand Island dressing"

Do you kiss on the first date ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinda Reuben...

Toasted sourdough bagel, pastrami, emmental cheese, homemade pickled red onion, and Thousand Island dressing

Do you kiss on the first date ? "

Am I showing you the sammidge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brown bread is something to behold, it has made ladies on here wetter than an otters pocket allegedly

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By *amsandwichMan
over a year ago

Galway

Has to be a Hamsandwich lol

But top quality cut of honey glazed ham slow baked

Sourdough bread (possibly toasted lightly)

Nice homemade relish

Fresh leave from the Polytunnel

Fresh Scallions also from tunnel

Glass of red wine (fuck it, the whole bottle)

Yum yum fucking yum

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t be the traditional.

Homemade Brown Soda bread

Ham

Ballymaloe relish

Cheddar cheese..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brie,

Relish

Carved ham

Homemade coleslaw

Crusty bread with good butter

I just made myself so hungry"

Perfect sandwich and now I'm also hungry.

Roxy x

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Brie,

Relish

Carved ham

Homemade coleslaw

Crusty bread with good butter

I just made myself so hungry

Perfect sandwich and now I'm also hungry.

Roxy x"

I'll show you my sandwich Roxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brie,

Relish

Carved ham

Homemade coleslaw

Crusty bread with good butter

I just made myself so hungry

Perfect sandwich and now I'm also hungry.

Roxy x

I'll show you my sandwich Roxy

Pm me and let's see

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Sour dough toasted

Chicken

Ballymaloo relish

Baby leaf lettuce

Cherry tomato

Small bit of coldslaw

Show me the sandwich.

Exactly to my taste.

Add a Dingle gin & Fever Tree Elderflower tonic and I'm all yours.

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