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By *heCavanCowboy OP Man
over a year ago

Belturbet

Diggers tractors any unusual places not cars vans campers or lorries let's hear people's experiences, I'll start of with a farm quad

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

On a bike. Parked up (obviously) in a secluded forest carpark. Her straddling the tank with jeans pulled down just about enough, me with the front of the leathers open trying to keep my feet from slipping on the gravel the whole plot ending up on the deck.

Between the bulky leathers, her jeans just about down enough, the precarious position and risk to bike and body, I barely got the tip in for a few seconds of overly sweaty, restricted thrusting before we gave up.

And riding home with a hard-on crushed up against the tank isn't comfortable either...

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By *heCavanCowboy OP Man
over a year ago

Belturbet

you legend yeah some positions just aren't comfortable don't work in ideas sound great reality near impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message recently some lassy wanted me to fuck her across my tractor, I politely agreed to which I was ignored and account disappeared, the joys of fab

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I was chatting to a girl here recently and she said she'd love to be ploughed. I told her I wasn't a farmer and had to decline.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've been told I'm a machine. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chatting to a girl here recently and she said she'd love to be ploughed. I told her I wasn't a farmer and had to decline."

I told you not to tell lol

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"I was chatting to a girl here recently and she said she'd love to be ploughed. I told her I wasn't a farmer and had to decline.

I told you not to tell lol

No you said you were a train spotter and you wanted to get railed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I was chatting to a girl here recently and she said she'd love to be ploughed. I told her I wasn't a farmer and had to decline.

I told you not to tell lol

No you said you were a train spotter and you wanted to get railed

I had one who wanted to be nailed and it was the very day I ran out of gas for the nail gun.

What are the chances?

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By *heCavanCowboy OP Man
over a year ago

Belturbet

Who needs a nail gun when ya can swing a 24oz estwing

be interesting to see what some of these ladies on here would do with one

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By *lue eyesMan
over a year ago

cavan

"Who needs a nail gun when ya can swing a 24oz estwing

be interesting to see what some of these ladies on here would do with one"

A small busy one that knows what it's doing is better than a big lazy one

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"On a bike. Parked up (obviously) in a secluded forest carpark. Her straddling the tank with jeans pulled down just about enough, me with the front of the leathers open trying to keep my feet from slipping on the gravel the whole plot ending up on the deck.

And riding home with a hard-on crushed up against the tank isn't comfortable either..."

Love it

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