FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What lines do you roll your eyes at when you read it on someone’s profile!?

I’ll start with - No Pic No Reply!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fill in later

Secret password to show you we're not up our own arse is weareupourownarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite unless you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single males!!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reply is a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face picture, No reply, even though they don’t have one themselves

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Oh god!!!lots of things really...no drama...genuine,honest...usually ther are anything but that

Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Discretion is a must makes me want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Won’t meet unverified

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 30/05/23 16:44:08]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I won't have sex with Michael McCarthy"... That always causes a negative reaction when I see it on profiles

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Sydney fecking University shite people post

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

'Fun couple' on a profile full of demands and negativity is probably the main one for us.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Straight

Feck

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Sydney fecking University shite people post

That too

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Straight

Feck

Feck is right.lol

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional

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That is what I never understood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

Is this not what you looking for ladies

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

The Sydney university post or the stupid post about photos not to used by others etc. They make me roll my eyes and going for fuck sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys with "gay or bi" as sexual orientation. No offence to ye or that but as a straight male and getting the same select few dm almost weekly.... Its a no no

Other than that can't think of anything except maybe the whole looking for fun yet their profile is hidden

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

Is this not what you looking for ladies

I'd prefer to judge it myself with my own remote and can of deodorant

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

A negative and long long introduction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

Is this not what you looking for ladies

I'd prefer to judge it myself with my own remote and can of deodorant "

Presume some bad meets was or what what you will need deodorant and all can of it

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I am a "insert age" "insert sex" and here to meet "insert sex".

Ok, I was not able to read the age you inserted upon creation of your beautifully original profile - or your sexual orientation for that matter...thanks for clarifying

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Jog on

Hygiene is a must

Sapiosexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would Morosexual be acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat me like a princess, your not 6 ffs

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Professional

That is what I never understood."

Remember the guy in the cark park in the film Ferris Buellers day of.... he was a profesional...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional

That is what I never understood.

Remember the guy in the cark park in the film Ferris Buellers day of.... he was a profesional..."

I think that movie wasn't on my watch list

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

"Professional

That is what I never understood.

Remember the guy in the cark park in the film Ferris Buellers day of.... he was a profesional...

I think that movie wasn't on my watch list

LOL... its a classic. Watch it and you'll get a good laugh when that guy appears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat me like a princess, your not 6 ffs

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that only counts if its princess peach. She's low key hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/23 18:48:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional

That is what I never understood.

Remember the guy in the cark park in the film Ferris Buellers day of.... he was a profesional...

I think that movie wasn't on my watch list

LOL... its a classic. Watch it and you'll get a good laugh when that guy appears "

I think I might watch that movie. Good laugh is always good and it will help me understand all those " professionals" in here

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Guys with "gay or bi" as sexual orientation. No offence to ye or that but as a straight male and getting the same select few dm almost weekly.... Its a no no

Other than that can't think of anything except maybe the whole looking for fun yet their profile is hidden "

You can block men from messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys with "gay or bi" as sexual orientation. No offence to ye or that but as a straight male and getting the same select few dm almost weekly.... Its a no no

Other than that can't think of anything except maybe the whole looking for fun yet their profile is hidden

You can block men from messaging you

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oh I know. I have done that to quite a few but I'm always willing to give the benifit of a doubt to guys who want to chat without expecting ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

Damn I was going to use slightly larger than average penis... Good thing I went with xxii ??

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Type wiggly bums 215794354 into the subject line so I know you've read the profile"

Nope.

Just nope.

Still nope.

Nothing but more nope down here.

Yes, still nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad English!!! Unless they don't understand the English language!!

Text speech!!

Listing a bunch of no's!!

Over use of emojis and thumbs!!

And exclamation points!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What lines do you roll your eyes at when you read it on someone’s profile!?

I’ll start with - No Pic No Reply!! "

I used to roll my eyes but l gave it up for music and the Free Electric band

Seriously though a person's profile is their own ,and they can put anything they want on it but oh boy some demands by some are just not worth getting into ..you'd probably need a degree ..or two..to sort them out

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"Vwh

Names like donkey, big cock or hung like a horse

Yes, instantly think he is about 16yrs old, tops!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

"The Sydney university post or the stupid post about photos not to used by others etc. They make me roll my eyes and going for fuck sake. "

The ones that add in some numbers are the best.. "according to 14.3.2.a of the privacy act"!

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later

No Glove

No love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No k*k, no SC.. First thing they ask for in the opening message.

Requests for Charlie in profile, like grow up for fuck sake.

Not looking to ride everyone on the site.. no problem, just don't ride everyone on the site.

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By *lueAndBooCouple
over a year ago

Meath

I did see a profile before say put "secret phrase" in the subject of your message to show you didn't read the profile and just scrolled to the end to see that passcode. I thought that was funny.

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By *immyK67Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

[Removed by poster at 30/05/23 21:42:19]

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By *immyK67Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"What lines do you roll your eyes at when you read it on someone’s profile!?

I’ll start with - No Pic No Reply!! "

Why ? Like i hate messaging to find out there is zero attraction... completely pointless and a waste of time...

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

I like hiking, watching netflix, hot yoga and walks on the beach...... oh wait, wrong app sorry

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I think the most disappointing line that I have seen on a "couples" profile was

"Single males will be blocked as they are irrelevant and dime a dozen" ouch

From a guy, who (from his profile & verifications) is clearly operating here as a single male

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I do also chuckle at the profiles who claim to be both intelligent and discrete

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The one's that name someone in their profile asking them to send a message

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Tall…..

Usually preceded by, must be…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What lines do you roll your eyes at when you read it on someone’s profile!?

I’ll start with - No Pic No Reply!!

Why ? Like i hate messaging to find out there is zero attraction... completely pointless and a waste of time..."

Why? It’s simple really. You’ll get a pic and if you don’t like what you see you’ll block and not send your pic in return. Give the other person the chance to judge your pics!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"What lines do you roll your eyes at when you read it on someone’s profile!?

I’ll start with - No Pic No Reply!!

Why ? Like i hate messaging to find out there is zero attraction... completely pointless and a waste of time...

Why? It’s simple really. You’ll get a pic and if you don’t like what you see you’ll block and not send your pic in return. Give the other person the chance to judge your pics!"

In fairness, if you want to see a face pic it is good etiquette to send yours first

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Tall…..

Usually preceded by, must be…..

We feel your pain, Shorty

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Tall…..

Usually preceded by, must be…..

We feel your pain, Shorty

At least you didn't call him short arse

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Generalisations

Everyone of ye do it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Generalisations

Everyone of ye do it

Really old people

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 31/05/23 09:33:28]

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Generalisations

Everyone of ye do it

Really old people

Sur I feel like a 21yr old

if only Icould get one to agree to meet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Generalisations

Everyone of ye do it

Really old people

Sur I feel like a 21yr old

if only Icould get one to agree to meet

Ya duurty hoor ya!

P.S. If she has a sister let me know!

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By *antanaMan
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not here to fuck the whole site….. casual look down shows 45 verifications !!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Heavy cummer

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Not here to fuck the whole site….. casual look down shows 45 verifications !! "

Or im very selective who i meet casual look down at verification eh...........no your not

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Heavy cummer

Nice to give a warning like

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Heavy cummer

Nice to give a warning like

Just enough to put on my raincoat

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Heavy cummer

Nice to give a warning like

Not sure if it's a misplaced boast or a warning to open wide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a swinging site not a sex site !!

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Most of above ^^^

Oh and mention "certain word "from our profile to show you've read it

"Knows their way around a woman's body "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of above ^^^

Oh and mention "certain word "from our profile to show you've read it

"Knows their way around a woman's body "

Yes I’d forgot about that one. Put ‘farting’ in your message…..

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Quality over quantity. Unfortunately, unless your extremely lucky, you've got to go through quantity to get quality!

I do agree with a previous comment 'we don't bite, unless asked'. That cliche makes me fucking cringe, so unoriginal.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Tall…..

Usually preceded by, must be…..

We feel your pain, Shorty

At least you didn't call him short arse

Fucker…..

I like to think some of us attained the perfect height earlier than others…..

Good goods in small parcels, and we’re also more environmentally friendly……

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Insert the following "I worship the dimples on your arse" to prove you've read our/My profile.

Eh...no

On a lighter note I'm having a fish finger Sambo for lunch today. To prove you've read this msg please insert Fish fingers in the msg bar when mailing me. Otherwise how would I know that you know I'm having Fish fingers for lunch.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Insert the following "I worship the dimples on your arse" to prove you've read our/My profile.

Eh...no

So that will explain your fishy breath this afternoon

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

"Insert the following "I worship the dimples on your arse" to prove you've read our/My profile.

Eh...no

So that will explain your fishy breath this afternoon

Pucker up ya big Hunk..x

Actually...you didn't put Fish Fingers in the msg bar so get stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I/we don’t reply don’t take offence!

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Fab is now a publicly traded entity

I get so many mails

Gym fit only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No reply is a reply (no it's a sign that you're a prick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Three Zero to Control! Three Zero to Control! Do you read?

* Copy Three Zero. This is Control. Go ahead

*We're going to need more Wahhhmbulances here. Multiple butt hurt casualties

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By *rHardCMan
over a year ago

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"No reply is a reply (no it's a sign that you're a prick?

This everytime..

I was only just wondering this.. granted lady's here are probably flooded with mails but if u open it it a 1min of time and respect to replay not interested etc..

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

"No reply is a reply (no it's a sign that you're a prick?

Meh not the first time someone has called me a prick on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* Three Zero to Control! Three Zero to Control! Do you read?

* Copy Three Zero. This is Control. Go ahead

*We're going to need more Wahhhmbulances here. Multiple butt hurt casualties

The boo-hoo brigade

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* Three Zero to Control! Three Zero to Control! Do you read?

* Copy Three Zero. This is Control. Go ahead

*We're going to need more Wahhhmbulances here. Multiple butt hurt casualties

Don’t take it personally!!!

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