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Yo momma

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yo momma is like a hardware store, 5 cent a screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mommas so fat she sat beside the whole class!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yo momma so dirty she has to wipe her feet to go outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up!

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By *hrisboobymanMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Yo momma's so fat she's got 3 smaller women orbiting around her

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/01/13 23:36:18]

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By *obroyman17Man
over a year ago

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a packet of sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo moma so old she used to gangbang with the Hebrews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat.....everytime she comes down the stairs....people think eastenders is on.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yo momma so fat everytime she turns , its her birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo moma so old she took her driving license on a dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you momma is so fat, anytime you wanna fuck her you got slap her ass and ride in with the wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step"

Classic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma"s glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mommy and daddy don't get along

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By *ick and sexyCouple
over a year ago

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Yo momma so fat when she wants to pass her handbag to a different hand she has to throw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Momma smells. She smells so much they use her to wake people out of comas.

You ever hear of No Child Left Behind? Your mother is so dumb they had to give up on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma jokes are old and have been done far too many times.

Just like yo momma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma so fat she use the equator for a belt

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