FabSwingers.com forum: The Condiment and Colour Matchmaking Thread

By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

This is a matchmaking thread

The rules are simple:

Say you’re in and list both your personal favourite condiment and then your favourite colour.

Now sit back and gawk at everyone else’s answers.

See an exact match to your own preferences? (Or possibly you just like the look of the persons boobs or penis?)…

Great! Clearly you’re soulmates! Now contact said person and get rutting like beasts!

Amazing, right? Foolproof even!

Who knows, it might even lead to true love and marriage and stuff whereupon you might like to invite me to the ceremony which I can even officiate for you (even though I am not qualified whatsoever but hey ho) for a small fee and give me first dibs at the buffet. I will wear a cilla type hat

Off you go my good people

Saffron and Turquoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

Red

Noone here likes Marmite, we've had this debate before

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By *ust M.A.IMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

Smoked paprika

Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and Black ~ MrC

Mayonnaise and Purple ~ MrsC

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Garlic and Black

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By *ShezWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Chilli and Yellow x

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By *cotinireMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Hot and Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy n red

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Salt and Blue

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

My sick and your lips

Match made in heaven

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Ah God... ducking fuck fuck Fucker auto correct

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

BBQ sauce and purple

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By *ot neuteredMan
over a year ago

Kildare

Ginger and Bronze

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

City Centre, Dublin

Franks hot sauce

Teal

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By *rinibooWoman
over a year ago

clare

Toffee sc blue

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Nutella and Turquoise

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Nutella and Turquoise

Really

Nutella is a condiment?

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Nutella and Turquoise

All we need to do now is arrange to make love

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Hot and Red"

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Salt and Black ~ MrC

Mayonnaise and Purple ~ MrsC "

Mr and Ms lolly perhaps meet in athlone

Mrs to make sure it’s all above board

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Toffee sc blue "

I am thinking athlone for you and Motown kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar "

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ sauce and blue

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

Who the fook likes marmite jayus

Red does look good on you alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

Who the fook likes marmite jayus

Red does look good on you alright

I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

Who the fook likes marmite jayus

Red does look good on you alright

I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite

Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worcestershire sauce and purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

Who the fook likes marmite jayus

Red does look good on you alright

I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite

Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus

If I smeared it on my tits you wouldn't turn your nose up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worcestershire sauce and purple"
now this....is interesting

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

Who the fook likes marmite jayus

Red does look good on you alright

I'm an acquired taste CJ...very much like the Marmite

Oh I know your taste alright but marmite jayus

If I smeared it on my tits you wouldn't turn your nose up"

I have plenty for u to smeer ur titties with

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Worcestershire sauce and purple now this....is interesting "

Was going to say i like purple but know ur favorite toy is purple

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By *ilverjayMan
over a year ago

Meath

Cracked black pepper / grey

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

BBQ sauce and blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup and Black

Rather boring

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By *esert-eagleMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Salad cream & black

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By *cotinireMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worcestershire sauce and purple now this....is interesting

Was going to say i like purple but know ur favorite toy is purple

"
YOUR favourite toy is my big purp

You crave it

Be honest

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By *cotinireMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Spicy n red

Is that close enough?

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By *cotinireMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

As in Spicy wing sauce!

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nutella and Turquoise

Really

Nutella is a condiment?

Absofuckinglutely!!!

. Though I prefer eating it off the spoon

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nutella and Turquoise

All we need to do now is arrange to make love "

Nutella and saffron are not a good mix

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

Branson pickle and red

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By *an4gudMan
over a year ago

Galway

Sweet ?? Pepper Relish ??

Forest Green

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Aromat and Purple

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Toffee sc blue

I am thinking athlone for you and Motown kid "

Limerick would be a lot handier

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By *cottybear74Man
over a year ago

kilkenny

Pink salt and black

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By *asual777 OP Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

"Pink salt and black"

Next lady who chooses black is your date

Location of date probably Pakistan , where your favourite salt comes from

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By *humper22Woman
over a year ago

waterford

Garlic and purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayo and lilac

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"Hot and Red

You and geordie can perhaps meet in mullingar

Wtf flavour it hot like?

The colour I am flexible on

But not the Marmite

If I have to eat marmite to get to eat Geordie ,,,well then I fooking love the stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sriracha and black

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By *edxxxzzzMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Love marmite

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By *edxxxzzzMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Taco mayo

Firecracker blue

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

Chilli and blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank's hot sauce and purple

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