FabSwingers.com forum: Not cool or suave

By *jdublin OP Man
over a year ago

dublin

Is it just me who looks so clumsy stripping or undressing in front of dates. I have fallen backwards onto a bath cos I got my trousers tangled I also tried to yank my belt once and hit an expensive ornament

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Practise in front of a mirror.

Practise again, in front of the lads,

Practise in front of a female friend.

Listen to their feedback.

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By *jdublin OP Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Practise in front of a mirror.

Practise again, in front of the lads,

Practise in front of a female friend.

Listen to their feedback.

"
. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Practise in front of a mirror.

Practise again, in front of the lads,

Practise in front of a female friend.

Listen to their feedback.

. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean "

Fuck it ...

Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun

Also let your meet undress you

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

You could always undress her first, and then ask her to undress you,

Blindfolded,

Slowly,

To James Bond on Spotify in the background.

(its very hard to take socks off in a sexy way!)

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By *ofistimacatedMan
over a year ago

cavan town

Practice in front of the lads???

fair fodder that would earn a lifetime supply of slagging me thinks.

or turn us all fab straight

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

Surely you take your clothes off at least once a day, surely ye’d know how to do by now

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Just get undressed first

Leave the hotel door off the latch

Just into the bed

Pull up the duvet and wait

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

I undress to the verses of i touch myself by divinyls , with thrusts with my pants on only for the chorus parts . Works really well

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By *ildGroverMan
over a year ago

rathfarnham

Cuff links were the biggest pain in the ass…. Having to make sure they didn’t fly off when stripping off

And socks…. There’s nothing sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Practise in front of a mirror.

Practise again, in front of the lads,

Practise in front of a female friend.

Listen to their feedback.

. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean

Fuck it ...

Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun

Also let your meet undress you

This

Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it

It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing

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By *jdublin OP Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Practise in front of a mirror.

Practise again, in front of the lads,

Practise in front of a female friend.

Listen to their feedback.

. I imagine the James Bond music but it’s more mr bean

Fuck it ...

Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun

Also let your meet undress you

This

Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it

It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing"
ah probably out of practice and a confidence issue but thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it ...

Have fun with it bud ... so what if its not sexy ... its supposed to be fun

Also let your meet undress you

This

Sex is supposed to be fun. Have a laugh with it

It's a great ice breaker and can take the pressure off your partner too who just might be stressing over the same thing ah probably out of practice and a confidence issue but thanks "

How about a well timed "Can you help with this?" ?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Im definitely the less sexy person getting my kit off in front of a meet,few beer's makes the nerves a little less rattled

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By *jdublin OP Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Im definitely the less sexy person getting my kit off in front of a meet,few beer's makes the nerves a little less rattled

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can’t imagine that you look fab

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

I e had a few hiccups as well and so ha e others that were with me as far as I'm concerned they were the best nights I've had the laughs Ive had funny sex all the way for me...

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

There’s very few that can make undressing look sexy. Don’t overthink it and help each other undress. In the heat of the moment, I don’t need to watch a striptease, I just need those clothes off!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm definitely far from elegant getting undressed but I've yet to have anyone complain about it so it must not be an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get undressed in the car enroute. Saves time and the awkwardness. If the gardai stop you flash the fab badge

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By *ot so needyMan
over a year ago

Galway

"You could always undress her first, and then ask her to undress you,

Blindfolded,

Slowly,

To James Bond on Spotify in the background.

(its very hard to take socks off in a sexy way!)

The sexual connotations of a sock.

I had to write an essay about that once as a punishment for comment about a teachers hot wife.

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By *jdublin OP Man
over a year ago

dublin

"I e had a few hiccups as well and so ha e others that were with me as far as I'm concerned they were the best nights I've had the laughs Ive had funny sex all the way for me..."
the falling backwards with hard on was a particular low point as herself lay back on bed

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