FabSwingers.com forum: Poor me can't get a ride..

By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Poor me joined Fab two weeks ago and I'm not waist deep in dick yet. I thought I would have needed a vagina trasnplant by now. Wtf is this not a swinger site all the guys just treat it like Tinder want to talk about feelings and all that shit only thing I want to feel is their dick....They're also seem to be getting a bit precious over my I'm in your area hun and are you passing Junction 14 pop in I'd love a lick out with my Supermacs. They also keep blocking me for my unsolicited strap on pics along with my heah nice ass can I fuck it messages. Apparently this site isn't Dial a Dick...My luck with Fab is so bad that if I fell into a barrel of dicks I'd come out sucking my thumb.

I'd have more luck on dating sites at least the men will put out there and I don't need to romance them over coffee and sticky buns at Costa. Like lads come on there's a cost of living crisis I can't afford to wine you and dine you I just want to 69 you...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Welcome back Rosy, back with an almighty bang in more ways than one. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus 8 minutes and no answer scratching my head

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Poor me joined Fab two weeks ago and I'm not waist deep in dick yet. I thought I would have needed a vagina trasnplant by now. Wtf is this not a swinger site all the guys just treat it like Tinder want to talk about feelings and all that shit only thing I want to feel is their dick....They're also seem to be getting a bit precious over my I'm in your area hun and are you passing Junction 14 pop in I'd love a lick out with my Supermacs. They also keep blocking me for my unsolicited strap on pics along with my heah nice ass can I fuck it messages. Apparently this site isn't Dial a Dick...My luck with Fab is so bad that if I fell into a barrel of dicks I'd come out sucking my thumb.

You ll just have to put more effort in OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for wine and dine...

99 and a 69 for me

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fed up with these feckin women threads complaining about not getting the ride

We have feelings Rosey....we're not machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ll just have to put more effort in OP

Ha ya they don’t just Fuck anyone you know

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Times have changed Rosy, the shoe is on the other cock now, men have taken over and we’re not putting out…….

I can’t see it lasting beyond 7pm tonight to be honest so hang in there……

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Whilst I'm ranting why are men getting annoyed I'm sending the same copy and paste messages I'm being time efficient ffs! As for the rudeness for not taking the time to reply to my spamming it's disgraceful manners cost nothing eh..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

So its only the price of petrol thats going down nowadays at Junction 14

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Its usually a result of being ugly as

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Its usually a result of being ugly as

No that's it I provide a Brown paper bag to put over my head. I'm a Two Bagger..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious pics fair play to u

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Its usually a result of being ugly as

No that's it I provide a Brown paper bag to put over my head. I'm a Two Bagger.. "

Ah ya but your not accounting for our elevated standards....

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Get yer fcekin finger out op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sitting in Naas waiting for you this last 3 minutes!

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

At least you live near supermacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Rosy, as always you made me giggle Lxx

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By *artinaAndrewCouple
over a year ago

mountmellick

Brilliant lol

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Ah Rosy, I forgot to mention I'm in the North West for a very important soccer match. One has only so much MeTime and has to use it wisely.

Now on my way home I could if persuaded take a turn off for Kildare. I might be exhausted with all the ladies demands this weekend in Sligo, but I'll save some for you.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Brilliant

Just be patient you time will come. There is only so many normal sane ones to go around.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Rosy have you considered having a look at your profile? It's your shop window...

I can't help but notice that your wearing a lot of well cut high fashion in your photos. Most guys just prefer tits.

Also get yourself to some socials.

You'll be swimming in dick before you know it.

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Rosy have you considered having a look at your profile? It's your shop window...

I can't help but notice that your wearing a lot of well cut high fashion in your photos. Most guys just prefer tits.

Also get yourself to some socials.

You'll be swimming in dick before you know it.

Thanks for your advice but I'm going to completely ignore it and come back in two weeks starting

a new post complaining I can't get a fuck. Even if I put a saddle on I couldn't get a ride here

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Fed up with these feckin women threads complaining about not getting the ride

We have feelings Rosey....we're not machines "

Oh THAT'S where I'm going wrong - I do have to woe the lovely gentlemen - and there was me thinking it's a sex site, in/out, wham bam, thank you, sir

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Rosy have you considered having a look at your profile? It's your shop window...

I can't help but notice that your wearing a lot of well cut high fashion in your photos. Most guys just prefer tits.

Also get yourself to some socials.

You'll be swimming in dick before you know it.

Thanks for your advice but I'm going to completely ignore it and come back in two weeks starting

a new post complaining I can't get a fuck. Even if I put a saddle on I couldn't get a ride here

Ah jeasus ... saddle ain't going ta swing it ... sure most of us have a horse outside

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Unfortunately Op, that's just the way modern man is

When we're not crying during re-runs of The Inbetweeners, faking our own orgams during masturbation or gorging on haagen daz after being used and abused by yet another cold hearted horny bitch

(..we never learn

) we're just trying to hold it together while being bombarded with pussy pics and empty empathy of meeting for "a coffee and a chat sometime" ...

You watching us watching the Premiere league Final clearly shows that we have feelings too as we dream of that special someone who can make us laugh, pull our receding hairlines and spank our bums with the mandatory pillow chat and cuddle at the end of it all before the long wait for that text message the next day. I mean how hard is it to send that one little text?

It makes such a difference you know

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Reading and replying to messages is a good start on the road to fucktown!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fed up with these feckin women threads complaining about not getting the ride

We have feelings Rosey....we're not machines

Oh THAT'S where I'm going wrong - I do have to woe the lovely gentlemen - and there was me thinking it's a sex site, in/out, wham bam, thank you, sir

See there's your mistake like all the women....its not a dial a dick service

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Unfortunately Op, that's just the way modern man is

When we're not crying during re-runs of The Inbetweeners, faking our own orgams during masturbation or gorging on haagen daz after being used and abused by yet another cold hearted horny bitch

(..we never learn

) we're just trying to hold it together while being bombarded with pussy pics and empty empathy of meeting for "a coffee and a chat sometime" ...

It makes such a difference you know

I like to whisper romantic shit in there ear after sex things like... ''Hey... Go Home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried taking some photos of random objects beside your lady parts for size comparison or better still over the toilet. It'll soon be a sausage fest OP if you send them to random guys followed by repeated messaging

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By *ARRYGOODMan
over a year ago

Leixlip

'Must try harder'

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Fed up with these feckin women threads complaining about not getting the ride

We have feelings Rosey....we're not machines

Oh THAT'S where I'm going wrong - I do have to woe the lovely gentlemen - and there was me thinking it's a sex site, in/out, wham bam, thank you, sir

See there's your mistake like all the women....its not a dial a dick service

I'll move my profile to Tind3r so.

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Fed up with these feckin women threads complaining about not getting the ride

We have feelings Rosey....we're not machines

Oh THAT'S where I'm going wrong - I do have to woe the lovely gentlemen - and there was me thinking it's a sex site, in/out, wham bam, thank you, sir

See there's your mistake like all the women....its not a dial a dick service

I'll move my profile to Tind3r so.

You shud , better chance or a ride on that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, love it

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Ah yeah of course it's my signature move the unsolicited vag pic with the bottle of Jameson rammed up my fanny for scale with a message saying you like my Notorious VAG..I'm baffled why I keep getting blocked do men not love whiskey and minge..I call it The Hot Fanny

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

What size bottle of Jameson Rosy just for comparison

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"What size bottle of Jameson Rosy just for comparison

Duty Free of course

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Welcum to fab

Way too many time wasters and fakes on here

All talk no action literally

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Ah rookie 101 mistake ... Jameson

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"What size bottle of Jameson Rosy just for comparison

Duty Free of course

I think Jack Daniels would be a better fit

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By *he zephyrCouple
over a year ago

The Sol

ah Rosy, if only you'd been here in the good old days, click a dick I called it... one click of the fingers and you would have the horn sorted, but now ... i dunno... you could be weeks wooing these fussy fellas proving you are not a crazy predator

who do they think they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah rookie 101 mistake ... Jameson

My thoughts exactly. Surely Bushmills

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

If they’re not a predator and crazy Deffo won’t fuck them

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Ah rookie 101 mistake ... Jameson

My thoughts exactly. Surely Bushmills

Well its fab so it can't be Black Bush

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

These FAB women and their goddamm right to treat us as objects. Bet your bloody married as well, pretending to be single. Going to have to start blocking these women if they keep up this attitude, next thing they'll be sending unasked for vagina pics

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"These FAB women and their goddamm right to treat us as objects. Bet your bloody married as well, pretending to be single. Going to have to start blocking these women if they keep up this attitude, next thing they'll be sending unasked for vagina pics

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to"

Your photos are great but I think you need to take a man's approach and take a few in a dirty bathroom and with some lynx cans and sky remotes. Also when private messaging keep it short. Like hi, I'm in your area. Or fancy a ride. Multiple angle vag pics as well.

Hope this helps in your guest

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to

Hope this helps in your guest

Quest!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to"

You could be just a bit too pushy op just saying after all these guys are very sensitive

Some could be going through menopause and probably haven’t heard of h r t yet but stick with it one of them will feel sorry for you

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Ahh, I see now where you are making a balls of it Rosy. Jamesons is so last year Dahhling. A lot of us men ( big dick sexgods) are turning to Captain Morgans spiced Rum these days.ohh and please no more messages or the block button will come into use.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Just block all women and go gay - problem sorted

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By *amesmckMan
over a year ago

city

No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to"

Its cause your after runin it with duty free homemade dildos

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads. "

I'm not sure you have woken yet bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to"
I feel the urge to set up a commune so we can take care of ourselves

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

I've noticed more men having to block single ladies we're just too horny and won't take no for a answer. I have to paddle my pink canoe because no men wants to I feel the urge to set up a commune so we can take care of ourselves

Ah here ... take care of eachother surly

And upload the videos

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads. "

It’s funnier for members of the clique

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique "

No one in the clique would say that

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

The pink canoe commune I like I I'll bring the homemade dildos

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique

No one in the clique would say that

You wouldn’t know “Mr look at me commenting on every forum like a saddo”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pink canoe commune I like I I'll bring the homemade dildos

"
packing strapons into a case as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique "

Ah here Dracula get a grip you should get out during the day it’s actually enjoyable

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

The pink canoe commune I like I I'll bring the homemade dildos

packing strapons into a case as we speak

Need a ...mmmm...ahhh .... someone to hold yer knickers?

or ... coats or like whatever

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique "

I'm here for dicks not cliques

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique

No one in the clique would say that

You wouldn’t know “Mr look at me commenting on every forum like a saddo”"

Whats a sad do ??? Is that some new kinda skido or something?

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By *amesmckMan
over a year ago

city

Fab reminds me of fight club.

Whats the 1st rule of fight club...

Your here for fun, not a soul mate.

Join the local book club if you want.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Fab reminds me of fight club.

Whats the 1st rule of fight club...

Your here for fun, not a soul mate.

Join the local book club if you want.

Sorry bud I have to ask .... are you reading a different tread and commenting on this one ?

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique

No one in the clique would say that

You wouldn’t know “Mr look at me commenting on every forum like a saddo”

Whats a sad do ??? Is that some new kinda skido or something?

Ask your mother when she gets home , she’s just getting dressed so should be there soon, just don’t comment that’s she’s walking funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was fun up to a point so please guys let’s keep the fun going

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"This was fun up to a point so please guys let’s keep the fun going "

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"This was fun up to a point so please guys let’s keep the fun going

I'll take my leave for now ... no sence in a great tread being ruined ... rosy ... your gas

fair play .

Oh and ... I'm still free as like a comune coat hanger

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By *ittiezNTattzzzWoman
over a year ago

Dirty ol town…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was fun up to a point so please guys let’s keep the fun going

I'll take my leave for now ... no sence in a great tread being ruined ... rosy ... your gas

fair play .

Oh and ... I'm still free as like a comune coat hanger

You didn’t say anything wrong

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By *ittiezNTattzzzWoman
over a year ago

Dirty ol town…

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them?

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them? "

I'm very generous offer them a tenner for a good fingering around the back of Junction 14 services and the garlic cheese chips are on me after what more could ya want

#bringbackfingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them?

I'm very generous offer them a tenner for a good fingering around the back of Junction 14 services and the garlic cheese chips are on me after what more could ya want

#bringbackfingering "

Do you have loyalty cards too?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"No no no, this sounds all wrong.

Is this a late april fools or have i woken up in some fucked up universe.

Hot women wanting hot sex means get in line lads.

It’s funnier for members of the clique

No one in the clique would say that

You wouldn’t know “Mr look at me commenting on every forum like a saddo”"

The forums are for everyone to use as they see fit and if people didn't commment then the forums would stop

If it annoys you that someone you don't know is commenting on every forum thread ,then stop reading every thread ....your profile says you're here for banter doesn't it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them?

I'm very generous offer them a tenner for a good fingering around the back of Junction 14 services and the garlic cheese chips are on me after what more could ya want

#bringbackfingering "

Hope they don't eat the garlic cheesy chips before the fingering otherwise it might sting

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them?

I'm very generous offer them a tenner for a good fingering around the back of Junction 14 services and the garlic cheese chips are on me after what more could ya want

#bringbackfingering

Hope they don't eat the garlic cheesy chips before the fingering otherwise it might sting

Excuse me my fanny is finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No guys can message you change the settings on your profile im sure you have loads of requests

You would have one from me by thus stage anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No guys can message you change the settings on your profile im sure you have loads of requests

You would have one from me by thus stage anyway

Something tells me the OP has had way too many replies to this post and has decided to block all guy from sending messages.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

So refreshing to see a "tongue-in'cheek" thread on here.

Well do OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

From the bottom up we presume this lady has given great advice to a lot of first time fabbers a long with lots of other single ladies

Good too see you back all this place needs now is Devine destiny back

Good night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mammy often says you'd get up on a clipped hedge, OP How's yer bush?

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

I'm sure the men here are too busy fighting off hoards of horny women to resort to poor me can't get my hole threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knee deep in clunge atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

I'm sure the men here are too busy fighting off hoards of horny women to resort to poor me can't get my hole threads..."

Now Rosyredlips, is this your way of saying this thread isn’t a deliberate play on words and a deliberate role reversal done 100% deliberately. Shame no you Rosyredlips. Deliberately highlighting something guys do in threads deliberately.

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

Hey Op

The secret is- at least when it comes to the couples- to include that in your texts:

“For sure your wife can’t satisfy you! I will fuck you way better then that stupid bitch”

In 60% of messages works every time!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Not sure everyone got the joke

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Knee deep in clunge atm

You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in fanny soon

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By *irdnBorisMan
over a year ago

meath

Ive me rigger boots in the boot cant wear smelly wellies

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By *omtom1969Man
over a year ago

ashbourne

I'd ride you , just saying

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By *dlucyTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

Welcome back Rosy, it’s great to see your funny posts return,

The barrel of dicks and coming out sucking your thumb bit made me laugh out loud

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By *dlucyTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

Also forgot to add,

oohhh I most certainly would jump and dive at a chance with you

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Will fill in later...

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Oh ffs!!!that's where I was going wrong...

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I know how ya feel Rosie sure I'm stuck with palm the 4 sisters and the chunky cousin

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"I know how ya feel Rosie sure I'm stuck with palm the 4 sisters and the chunky cousin

Ya can't bate the hand to gland combat...

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"I know how ya feel Rosie sure I'm stuck with palm the 4 sisters and the chunky cousin

Ya can't bate the hand to gland combat..."

Now the forums are worth reading.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Did you try close up vag pics, Rosy? Just attach a few to your first message, it works wonders.

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"I know how ya feel Rosie sure I'm stuck with palm the 4 sisters and the chunky cousin

Ya can't bate the hand to gland combat...

Now the forums are worth reading.

I could start a whole entire thread about masturbation.. charming the snake, bashing the Bishop, shaking hands with the milkman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a thread… quality

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

have you offered them cash? Or to sell their boxers or socks? I think they take Revolut these days…. Or maybe you have a friend for them?

I'm very generous offer them a tenner for a good fingering around the back of Junction 14 services and the garlic cheese chips are on me after what more could ya want

#bringbackfingering

Hope they don't eat the garlic cheesy chips before the fingering otherwise it might sting

Not the kinda snack box I'd be after anyway

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

I'm sure the men here are too busy fighting off hoards of horny women to resort to poor me can't get my hole threads..."

This is true .... whinging and wineing, its a lady thing

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Did you try close up vag pics, Rosy? Just attach a few to your first message, it works wonders.

My unsolicited clam sandwich apparently puts them right off

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By *oy.2022Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Did you try close up vag pics, Rosy? Just attach a few to your first message, it works wonders.

My unsolicited clam sandwich apparently puts them right off

Your new profile is even better OP

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"I know how ya feel Rosie sure I'm stuck with palm the 4 sisters and the chunky cousin

Ya can't bate the hand to gland combat...

Now the forums are worth reading.

I could start a whole entire thread about masturbation.. charming the snake, bashing the Bishop, shaking hands with the milkman..."

I'm nore of a hands on leaner

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By *sopon86Man
over a year ago

louth dublin

This is the funniest thread i have seen in a long .rosie i dont know you ,never chatted before.but fuck me your good craic.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

I assume you are offering complimentary white and green to any possible candidates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosie have you tried changing your profile name - perhaps something a little more passive aggressive like cock breaker or sausage slayer!! You'll be knee deep in guys before you know it!!

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Rosie have you tried changing your profile name - perhaps something a little more passive aggressive like cock breaker or sausage slayer!! You'll be knee deep in guys before you know it!!"

You are absolutely right maybe I'm being too subtle with my approach. Now to figure out how to change my username to Vulvarine..

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,

The one that really caught our eye, after multiple unanswered dick pics of course, was a message offering their sisters used underwear.

I mean.. how could anybody say no to that!?

That might be something to try op? X

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

Did his sister come with the underwear ?

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
over a year ago

Tipp, Clare,

"Did his sister come with the underwear ? "

Possibly, I'd say that lad would sell his Granny for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think men are becoming more choosy now and that’s a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

Exactly my thoughts

#equality

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By *huCullainMan
over a year ago

Rathowen

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

Exactly my thoughts

#equality "

That never ever happens on fab

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
over a year ago

South Dublin

"Can’t help but wonder what the response would be to this thread if a guy was complaining about not swimming in a sea of pussy after only joining fab two weeks ago.

Exactly my thoughts

#equality

That never ever happens on fab

Sure Men never complain , leave it to the gals

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Ah she's back alright! Welcome back lovely the Queen of wit and coconut oil!

I'm still voting you to replace Ryan Tubridy

Love ya lots!

B xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RosyRedLips you are my hero

Thanks for the best thread I’ve read to date on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passive aggressive much

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By *3nsesMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I think men are becoming more choosy now and that’s a good thing

Don't tar us all with the same brush. I'd still get up on almost anything.

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Ah she's back alright! Welcome back lovely the Queen of wit and coconut oil!

I'm still voting you to replace Ryan Tubridy

Love ya lots!

B xxx"

Ah here .... me mother eh have a heart attack

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By *eepixieWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Ahh Rosie… I love this!! I’ve spent 20 mins pmpl at this thread!! If only there were more people with such a funny outlook on fab life!! So glad to see you back again xx

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

South Dublin

You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U look smashing Rosie in red

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"U look smashing Rosie in red"

Everything in red looks smashing tonight

C'mon MUNSTER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweden for the Eurovision closest thing to lady Gaga I’ve seen in awhile

I know Rosie wrong thread New profile is brill

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?"

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

Shure ya couldn't move for the bastsrds ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O I'd say Rosie can move alright

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself.."

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

He's prob a woman , da big whinge bag

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

Someone grab this woman a medal for this comment lol

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

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She is looking for for the ride I'm looking for the ride what's the difference.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

She is looking for for the ride I'm looking for the ride what's the difference."

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

A JASUS lads, ye're letting the side down(big time)

Rosy what's to bang all day. Yet nobody wants to bang poor Rosy, before Rosy goes away(Maybe again).

For the Vingina replacement part, a friend of mine always says buy a butternut squash & stick in, to a vingina, good & deep, that'll do the job for ya(in more ways than 1).

You'll NEVER be able to look at 1 right, again.

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

She is looking for for the ride I'm looking for the ride what's the difference."

In a Tractor?

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

She is looking for for the ride I'm looking for the ride what's the difference.

In a Tractor?

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Well wherever whatever however she wants it

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"You look like Birdie off KIN on RTE. that why your back? Season over?

No you must have me mistaken sweetheart I'm more Mrs Doyle off Fr Ted.... I just message the same message to every guy saying ah go on go on go on give me the ride

Do ya bring the cake with the cocai#ne in it ??

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself..

Jimmy123 etc. Just agreed with you in the bad manners post. Not sure if he read your post or if he's aware your a woman. This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in a long time

She is looking for for the ride I'm looking for the ride what's the difference.

In a Tractor?

Well wherever whatever however she wants it "

Just get her a bang a chips and a finger blastin round side supermacs.... shell be made up

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

All I can say lads is starting poor me I can't get the ride threads will work. There's currently a queue around the block at Junction 14 waiting to drink from my furry cup..

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"All I can say lads is starting poor me I can't get the ride threads will work. There's currently a queue around the block at Junction 14 waiting to drink from my furry cup.."
Well feck it you must have something I haven't got because I can't still get the ride.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Congrats Rosy delighted for you. Your weekend will not be in vain

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Still not getting it.

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"Still not getting it.

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That makes 2 of us.lol

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

To be honest Jimmy, I hope your messing and playing dumb on purpose and your just having a laugh. It's been good fun.

If not, oh boy.

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"To be honest Jimmy, I hope your messing and playing dumb on purpose and your just having a laugh. It's been good fun.

If not, oh boy."
What you mean on purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest Jimmy, I hope your messing and playing dumb on purpose and your just having a laugh. It's been good fun.

If not, oh boy. What you mean on purpose."

Most men , with the horn will get up on a cracked plate, most women won't, except Rosie here, she's just like the average guy here "hey wanna fuck?" , But no one replies,

I don't blame them the smell of onion rings off the gowl from hanging round the back of supermacs... But if you're into that thing, some garlic dip and tear into it.

Jimmy keep firing away , you'll get sorted

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

"To be honest Jimmy, I hope your messing and playing dumb on purpose and your just having a laugh. It's been good fun.

If not, oh boy. What you mean on purpose.

Most men , with the horn will get up on a cracked plate, most women won't, except Rosie here, she's just like the average guy here "hey wanna fuck?" , But no one replies,

I don't blame them the smell of onion rings off the gowl from hanging round the back of supermacs... But if you're into that thing, some garlic dip and tear into it.

Jimmy keep firing away , you'll get sorted "
Ah poor Rosie I would be up for meeting her to help her out.

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By *educer999Man
over a year ago

Naas

Rosie, I remember messaging you a while back, and its cool if you had no interest. But you didn't even reply. Lol

And could you up your age limit a year ?

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Rosie, I remember messaging you a while back, and its cool if you had no interest. But you didn't even reply. Lol

And could you up your age limit a year ?

Apologies I have a intern sexetary on a CE Scheme replying to my copy and paste messages. I'll have to get onto her about this.

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By *rishOak12Man
over a year ago

"Rosie, I remember messaging you a while back, and its cool if you had no interest. But you didn't even reply. Lol

And could you up your age limit a year ?

Apologies I have a intern sexetary on a CE Scheme replying to my copy and paste messages. I'll have to get onto her about this. "

Ohhhhhh someone’s getting sacked in the morning lol

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By *educer999Man
over a year ago

Naas

Lmao. She must be on work experience.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O I'd say she would learn us a thing or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosie, I remember messaging you a while back, and its cool if you had no interest. But you didn't even reply. Lol

And could you up your age limit a year ?

Apologies I have a intern sexetary on a CE Scheme replying to my copy and paste messages. I'll have to get onto her about this. "

If I was you Rosy I’d consider doing an overhaul of the whole team. Thought the coastguard had plucked you from that sea of dicks you were drowning in so you could reply to this thread. It was either that or Jesus isn’t Rosy great that multitasking.

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Rosy you might want to consider offering bags of turf as an added incentive….

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By *itemeagainMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"All I can say lads is starting poor me I can't get the ride threads will work. There's currently a queue around the block at Junction 14 waiting to drink from my furry cup.. Well feck it you must have something I haven't got because I can't still get the ride."

Its probably the furry cup

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Rosy you might want to consider offering bags of turf as an added incentive…."

A load of turf for a load of....

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Marks out of two, I'd give you one!

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Rosy you might want to consider offering bags of turf as an added incentive….

A load of turf for a load of...."

Seasoned hardwood?……

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Excellent thread Rosy.

Been a while since it was this funny here.

Nice one

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

Excellent thread Rosy.

Been a while since it was this funny here.

Nice one

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Now I'm not sure how you think it's that funny.

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Excellent thread Rosy.

Been a while since it was this funny here.

Nice one

Now I'm not sure how you think it's that funny."

Totally agree Jimmy thanks for backing me up this is meant to be a serious discussion why I'm failing to get a Dick appointment. Too many messers trying to ruin a serious topic

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Won't somebody please help Rosy out before the thread gets to 175 posts ...got to love a happy ending

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

Ok drop over then

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By *immy123456888Man
over a year ago

city

Excellent thread Rosy.

Been a while since it was this funny here.

Nice one

Now I'm not sure how you think it's that funny.

Totally agree Jimmy thanks for backing me up this is meant to be a serious discussion why I'm failing to get a Dick appointment. Too many messers trying to ruin a serious topic

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Look your taking the piss out of the guy's on the forum that's fine with me.

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Won't somebody please help Rosy out before the thread gets to 175 posts ...got to love a happy ending "

Ah don't worry it's fine I'm going to ignore all the advice given and start the exact same thread next week

Ps I've dropped your blowjob voucher off at Junction 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosy is your secretary on fab ? Asking for a friend

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"Rosy is your secretary on fab ? Asking for a friend

Sorry she's busy she's off doing twerk experience this week..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rosy is your secretary on fab ? Asking for a friend

Sorry she's busy she's off doing twerk experience this week.."

Willing to wait another week so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So who’s going for the happy end

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By *osyRedLips OP Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

"So who’s going for the happy end "

I had to give myself the happy ending...

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